The Wish Game

[torontotransit 2]

Granted...BUT they expired three days ago

I wish to parachute off the Burj Dubai

[azndude 1]

Wish Granted......but the parachute does not work and he only breaks his legs and he have to live though very horrible pain for the rest of his life.

I wish that I had no school tomorrow. 

[Hahayoudied 3]

Granted, but then you have school, all summer.

I wish for better grades.

[Hamish 1,370]

Granted, but they still don't let you pass the subject.

I wish for world domination.

[SounderBruce 173]

Granted, but an assin will kill you.

I wish that Wikipedia was perfect.

[azndude 1]

Granted, but some idiot changes all the article, so they are inaccurate and biased.

I wish Led Zeppelin still made music that won't be horrible.

[Hamish 1,370]

Granted, but they all die.

I wish for more sunshine

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Granted, but now you have incurable skin cancer.

I wish for lots of money.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Granted, but they are Molopoly money

I wish for insanity. XD

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but it's all in your mind.

I wish I could control the laws of physics.

[LironTheChick 20]

Granted, but your brain popped out of your head

I wish I could get free airfare to Kuala Lumpur and Amsterdam

[azndude 1]

Granted, but all of the free flights are on unreliable planes that could break down in any minute.

I wish I had a brand new car.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Granted, but it had a 0 star safety rating and you crashed it, killing you.

I wish for a better laptop.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, its processing powers are beyond compare being from 2050, but it runs the beta test version of Windows 3.1, and the CD drive is obsolete.

I wish for a virtual reality SimCity.

[Trainmaster423 0]

Granted, but you get stuck in virtual reality and a meteor falls on you and are put into a virtual grave for all eternity.

I wish for eternal world peace on Earth beginning Sunday, the eleventh day of the month of January of the 2 thousand and ninth celestial year of the Gregorian calendar.

By world peace, I mean that all wars end, crime is non-existant and all poverty, hunger, and strife ends.

[McDuell 301]

Granted ... but on that day the whole human race will just vanish from this planet.

I wish that I could time-travel.

[Trainmaster423 0]

Granted, but you get stuck in 1978 and mess up your parents' lives and your mom falls in love with you, but you don't know any mad professors to help you.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Enteman's chocolate chip cookies.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but you choke on the first one.

I wish for the non-existence of 1337(Leet)-speak.

[N106 10]

Granted, on the accounts that the method of enforcing the end of 1337-speak is enforced by a Taliban-like government that deprives all people of all rights, and in the event that someone makes a single grammar or spelling mistake, stormtroopers gun them down- in which the only hope for liberation is a group of pirated teddy bears that are sold at some store owned by a girl named Joe.

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

^^

where is your wish?

i wish for people to read the forum game headlines....

[Trainmaster423 0]

Granted, but everyone goes blind!

I wish Monty Python was still on the air.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but no-one understands their form of comedy anymore.

I wish for a responsible, medium-sized government, which provides good public services, and has the ideal tax rate to cover these without making everyone annoyed.

[jimbo_jj 1]

Great! But there really isn't an ideal tax rate, I mean, no one can agree on one.

I wish that the real SimCity 5 would come out already! I boycott Societies!

[Trainmaster423 0]

granted, but your computer crashes the second after you finish installing the twelfth and last dvd in the set and then the disc shatters in the drive. I might have a heart attack if that happened!

I wish for straight As on my report card.