The Wish Game

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now you are allergic to yourself.

I wish that Global Warming didn't exist.

[MadTV_Freak 0]

Granted... but it only lasts for 5 seconds

I wish that I had a white plasma screen TV...

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, a plasma TV with a screen that is always white. lol.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[AspieGamer13 11]

granted, but now your unemployeed, you run out of money, and you have to live on the streets

I wish unemployeement didn't exist

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but now everybody has a job and has to work it 24/7 in the worst possible conditions.

I wish that as people age, they don't age physically.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, they age mentally and we all get dementia at age of 42.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

[owenluby 1]

granted but they're made of sandpaper!

i wish for a mansion

[MadTV_Freak 0]

Cool... but its dilipadated, dangerously close to collapsing.. and nobody agrees to fix it up with you...

I wish that my cell phone had better service..

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but it vosts you a lot of money.

I wish I t\had my own news station.......

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, it does when you are not in your home town.

I wish that everyone would be nice.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but they are so nice that they are literally by your side 24/7 waiting to serve you. Talk about no personal time!

I wish there were more fun things to do in my hometown.

[Simen 1]

granted, but sadly these are not that fun if you are over 5.

I wish I could swim in lava.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you die from intense heat.

I wish I was invincible!

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but only your left foot is invincible.

I wish that we didn't have to spend the entirety of English class today reviewing US History.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you have to write a 10 page essay on a 2000 page book in just 2 days!

I wish I could get more hours (and therefore more money) at work.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, you get 60 hours a week and have no life.

I wish I already had a degree.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but it is in Basket Weaving.

I wish I got more money for less work.

[owenluby 1]

Granted but the work is horrible

i wish for everlasting cheese

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, it lasts, but it is already mouldy and gross.

I wish my avatar was animated.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but it drains out all of simtropolis' bandwith and space.

I wish I had Windows Vista.....

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but it's vulnerable to hackers and spyware.

I wish it would stop raining.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. A tornado appears instead!

I wish diseases didn't exist.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but people start dropping dead for no reason.

I wish gmax would render things faster!

[owenluby 1]

granted but only things 1mb in size

i wish for a new i river mp3 player

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but all your MP3's mysteriously disappear when you try to play them.

I wish I could type.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but the only key that works on your keyboard is A.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but you are now high on caffine.

I wish Press Your Luck was revived.

BTW, those who DON'T know what said game is should go here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Your_Luck

[RushHourFreak 1]

The press your luck studios, get burned the next day

I wish to travel around the world 

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, you do so inside a 1 metre cubic box, with no windows or door.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, you're tired.

I wish I go on Space Mountain Without any lines....