The Wish Game

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you drank that sour milk.

I wish there was more time to live.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you die tomorrow anyways.... so you can't use that time. (Really though, I wish you a long life and prosperity.)

I wish I had a larger USB Drive (mine's only 128 MB)

[AspieGamer13 11]

Granted, but it fries your computer

I wish no bad thing could happen to me while I'm awake and/or asleep, for all eternity, it's NOT a dream, and it cannot be anything that would directly or indirectly affect me, before, during, or after the wish.

(PM me if you think you've figured out a flaw in the wish, after someone else posts the reply)

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but no good things can happen to you either. You are stuck in an eternal state of boredom.

I wish I had an extra week of vacation.

[owenluby 1]

granted but youll be staying at a crap motel in the desert

i wish for many years of good health...

[AspieGamer13 11]

granted, but those "years" have already accumulated, and you'll be stuck with bad health for... ever

I wish I always knew what to say

PS - Vigilante1987a: your reply to my first wish is technically an indirect bad thing, thus it does not work

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you wouldn't always know what action to take.

I wish all the bugs were worked out of the new CJs section.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you get banned from ST and can't use it anyways.

I wish I had a pet elephant.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but it stomps on you.

I wish for something...

[Kippis05 2]

...Granted, you wish for nothing.

I wish I had some new headphones.

[luigiguy 1]

granted but there from the 50's

I wish It was Dinner time

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but ther eis no food for you to eat.

I wish I had Star Wars on DVD. (I currently have it on VHS)

[Mr food11 6]

Granted, but it gets delivered by mail and is mixed up with someones copy of Spaceballs.

I wish it was still it was still July!

[AspieGamer13 11]

Granted, but it's always going to be July, and the worst day you've ever experienced in July at that...

I wish the next person would mess up this wish.

[luigiguy 1]

Granted, but the next person NEVER messesup

I wish I had a pet lizard

[Mr food11 6]

Granted, but the lizard appears out of thin air, right in the middle of the street and is hit by a car...then the corpse is eaten by a cat...which then gets hit by a car...

I wish SC4 would start back up!!!

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but your mouse fails, so you cannot play.

I wish gmax wasn't so crappy.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now your computer is crappy...

I wish I knew everything.

[luigiguy 1]

Granted, but you know to much your head exploads

I wish I lived in Australia

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but you live deep in the outback, 500 miles from civilization.

I wish school did not have to start on Friday.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, you are in school staring now.

I wish school didn't suck.

[cityspade 0]

Granted, school now blows

I wish I was holding the one I love

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is a picture of that person.

I wish I had 200$ Canadian in my hand right now.

[iquere 2]

Granted, but they're fake.

I wish I had more time for ST...

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now you have less time to live.

I wish I could speak all languages.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to 5 random words.

I wish the FedEx truck would get here.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but your package isn't on it.

I wish I could joust. lol

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now everyone can joust 10 times better than you can.

I wish I hadn't changed my avatar.

[AspieGamer13 11]

granted, but someone else changes it to something worse

I wish someone would be able to come up with a flawless solution to my first wish (on page 22)

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you are that person... so get to work!

I wish it was quieter around my house.