The Wish Game

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it only works when no one is looking.

I wish I had an ethernet based modem.

[amal81 3]

Granted but it would only work in ether (space).

I wish I could evolve

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but you evolve back into a chimpanzee.

I wish that I had my driver's licence.

[amal81 3]

Granted but there is currently no vacancy there, you will have to wait for a long time for that.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Ok then... That was easy, no wish, then it won't come true! And I don't have to corrupt it!

I wish I could have destroyed someone's wish!

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but your's gets destroyed while you're at it.

I wish I could go to Key West, FL.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but only during a category 5 hurriccane.

I wish I could speak ten languages.

[amal81 3]

Granted but they are all different versions of gibberish

I wish i had posted in my post above

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you can't make another post on ST today!

I wish I was flexible.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you are so flexible that you cannot stand up.

I wish I was better at photoshopping.

[callagrafx 3]

Granted but you still don't know the meaning of life

I wish I knew the way to Amarillo

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you can never go there.

I wish I had a bigger house.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but you don't know the way out of Amarillo. Granted, but it overlooks the Cross-Bronx Expressway.

I wish that I had better things to do than be on ST all day

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you have to choose between ST and your friends.

I wish I was physically stronger.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you are so strong no one wants to come close to you out of fear of being snapped in two.

I wish my lunch was made for me.

[amal81 3]

Granted, I could make lunch for you but it would be in-edible.

I wish i had SPORE

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but as soon as you get it someone steals it from you.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it's freezing cold outside now.

I wish I could get a new car radio.

[amal81 3]

granted but it only player ultra high frequency sound which you can't hear.

I wish I had an XBOX 360

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it gets stolen before you have a chnace to play it.

I wish I had more time until I had to go to work.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you still have less time to be on ST.

I wish it would rain.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but a flash flood warning is in effect for your county.

I wish that I could get my car washed.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but only with acid rain.

I wish I could take a vacation to Europe.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but the weather is nasty the whole time you're there.

I wish I could write better stories.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is not something you want to do anyways.

I wish I had a glass of milk right now.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you spill it on yourself.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. Antartica is somewhere else!

I wish I could fly away.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you have no where to go.

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it'll break very easily.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but the chicken is still alive.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.