The Wish Game

[pilotdaryl 25]

Granted.  But you oversleep and wake up 24 Hours later... you mist everything.

I wish I will wake up.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but now you have to face the real world.

I wish "commoner" didn't sound so common.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it looks too common.

I wish I was a genius.

[owenluby 1]

granted but a bowling ball is falling out of the sky and will most definetly hit your head!

i wish for a nice big dollop of cream in my mouth

[amal81 3]

Sure but the ice-cream melts in the heat and your shirt is ruined before your date with your friend...

I wish I had 100,000 posts...

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you will have to make them all yourself.

I wish I had a new printer.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted. It's from the local landfill, but it's new to you.

I wish I had an iPod

[Pokemen9103 0]

Granted but it prints in black and white.

I wish nothing bad happens to my wishes

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but bad things start happening to you.

I wish I could go into outer space.

[amal81 3]

sure, but the space suit is too expensive and you can't afford it, so you will have to go with out it.

I wish I had like gazillion wishes

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you are confined to always wish you had new socks.

I wish I had 100 $, in my hand, right now.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it's counterfit.

I wish I had a CML.

[amal81 3]

Sure, but its visible only to the ST staff

I wish I had a CJ (really, I do)

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish cityhawk hadn't just broken the 2 post rule.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now you broke the two post rule and become banned from ST.

I wish this day would never end.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you still grow older.

I wish I knew when the rapture would occur.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you are not present for it.

I wish I had a new mouse pad.

[amal81 3]

Sure, but it will soon be ruined by all the sweat and gunk accumulated while spending countless hours sitting in front of the computer.

I wish I had a new PSP

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you drop it seconds after you receive it, thus breaking it.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you won't ever work there again!

I wish I knew how to fly an airplane.

[owenluby 1]

granted but you are a loaf of bread.....

i wish that this is the 300th post of the wish game (it is!)

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but sloppet is supposedly not around to see it.

I wish I had more time to stay awake.

[amal81 3]

sure but then you would suffer with temporary Insomnia

I wish more people would post here

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish I had some pics for my cj.

[sanantonio 0]

Granted, but they cannot exceed 8x6 pixels. Tiny.

I wish I hadn't entered the Forum Games.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you couldn't enter ST then.

I wish for an easy day at work.

[amal81 3]

granted but you will have a sh***y day in your personal life

I wish I hadnt swore

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but you will swear in your next 5 posts and be banned.

I wish I had checked to make sure I was granting the last wish the previous time I posted here.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you can never grant wishes ever again.

I wish I could sing.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you suck.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.