The Wish Game

[amal81 3]

Granted but then you will be corrupted

I wish I could read your mind

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you will have to ask what I'm thinking.

I wish I had a credit card with unlimited credit and that was paid off by someone else.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but after one payment, that someone ditches you, leaving you to fend for yourself.

I wish I lived in Utopia.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but President Bush decides to use it as a new nuclear test site.

I wish I was a famous cartoonist.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but only after you die are your cartoons discovered.

I wish I had a black pen that worked.

[amal81 3]

Sure, but it would spill the ink all over you after you are done using it...

I wish I had a brand new Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 9...

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you don't have enough gas money to keep driving it.

I wish I could build bridges.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. It is 1/25 scale.

Granted, but you can't connect them to roads.

I wish sloppet would come back.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but not until we are all long gone from ST.

I wish I had a magical compas like Captain Jack Sparrow's.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it runs away from you.

I wish I had a white cake with chocolate icing right now.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but the cake is 14 years old.

I wish my birthday was today.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. Your birth day is today, which makes you 1 day old.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is 33 days old and very spoiled.

I wish my hair wouldn't grow.

[amal81 3]

Sure but would you share it with me...

I wish I had PS3

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but somebody hogs it everyday, leaving you no time at all to play.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but she's a fish

I wish I had a cookie

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it fell on the floor and I stepped on it with my dirty feet.

I wish I had an iPod.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but it doesn't have headphones.

I wish there was something good on tv.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but your TV is broken.

I wish I went on a cruise.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but the TV screen is messed up.

I wish I couldn't get sleepy so easily.

[amal81 3]

Sure, but by the time somethnig is there, u will be either at school/college/work

I wish I would get an Alienware PC

[Kippis05 2]

Granted. (some assembly required.)

I wish there wasn't a double post rule

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, try it out and see what happens...

I wish I was done school already.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but then there's work...

I wish I lived in a beach community.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Granted.  A tsunami hits it.  You drown.

I wish that I was an expert modder.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but nobody knows it.

I wish I had a new monitor.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but lightning strikes it.

I wish I had 13120 posts.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Granted.  All of a sudden I beat you with 70,000!

I wish these papers would get destroyed!!!

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but they come back the next day.

I wish I knew the codes to make all of the emoticons on ST by typing them in.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it makes your brain explode because the codes are so long.

I wish people would just go to bed so I could get off here without missing anything!