10 Words That Dont Exist, But Should

[masher 3]

Someone was saying that there weren't enough off-topic topics...
Here is one that is funny!....not sad....not political...but funny!!

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the open here spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the illegal side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away

 

Feel free to add your own words!

[SIMpleton 2]

Spamtastic! Adj. Possessing the qualities of spam.

Not to imply that this thread is spam... the word just popped into my head.... honestly.....

[DuskTrooper 314]

Silence, knave!

[Duke87 1,070]

Bozone: The bubble of space around a stupid person that prevents intelligent thought from entering

 

Urodocciation: the process or act of peeing in the shower.

 

Controxitis: Cramps resulting from prolonged use of an X-Box controller

 

Mucorecyclation: The process of swallowing excess snots.

 

Gassestaticism: The state of enjoying the smell of one's own farts.

 

Tearodormisis: The act or process of crying oneslef to sleep.

 

Scabomangiitis: The act of picking off one's scabs and eating them.

[SimMaster 17]

Psycopostilism - the act of making weird threads

 

[Joesocwork 4]

Reminds me of Snigglets: Words not in the dictionary but should be, from Not Necessarily the News a few years back.

[Ratieya455 1]

ENWHITEN-The act of mother nature covering everything with snow.

JEEGLE-A cross between Jesus and an eagle.

[simultan 0]

robocatastrohpist (robo cu tas tru phist) people who think one day robots willl gain logic and kill us all.

sprunkie (sprun key) i dont know, but its not in the dictionary.

 

disestablishmentarierism*sp* (blablabla) oh, wait......dang!

 

[Fairlane500 8]

Pluffy- An object possesing the qualities of being both plush and fluffy.

Spoo- An interjection used when you intentionally do something that appears unintentional.

 

Duluth- An all-purpose answer to any question. (A secondary meaning to the word)

 

Longforgottenovers- The food that accumulate mold in the back of a refrigerator.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Notwithstandingosis A condition of all Canadian politicians who, when faced with a new idea, vacillate.

[Ratieya455 1]

MUGGID-hybrid of humid and muggy, accidentally made up by a Twin Cities news anchor.

I rather like pluffy.

[HillbillyTycoon 81]

BATologist: n a person who spend to much time running the gMax program , owns 3ds max 4 Bible as a second main book on the coffee table, and is wasting time watching the BAT rendering being preformed on his computer step by step.

[ardecila 125]

buttal - there's a rebuttal, so why not a buttal?

azurific - incredibly blue

razons - the lines of one Gmax object that show when you place another object on top of it.

[SimMaster 17]

floud - a cloud that is partially fog

[rubberduck 3]

Endosipipep (Endo-sip-i (as in igloo) pep) That stupid last drop in a can of Pepsi you CANNOT get out for the life of you.

[Gryphonite 0]

Veneziasinkology - the study of how Venice is sinking.

Snud - a combination of snow and mud, once coined by Micheal Fish

 

Non-spongified - not like a sponge

 

inni' - collective noun for chavs (ie an inni' of chavs)

 

 

 

[Joesocwork 4]

Date: 3/29/2005 11:21:27 AM Author: Gryphonite

inni' - collective noun for chavs (ie an inni' of chavs)

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What's a chav?

[Duke87 1,070]

Date: 3/29/2005 11:54:40 AM Author: Joesocwork

Date: 3/29/2005 11:21:27 AM Author: Gryphonite

inni' - collective noun for chavs (ie an inni' of chavs)

What's a chav?

Well, it's not in my unabridged dictionary.....

 

Here's some actually used words that aren't in my unabridged dictionary:

 

Spork: A plastic eating utensil that functions as both a spoon and a fork.

 

Bajillion: An expression used to mean a very large number Like zillion (which is in the dictionary...)

 

Google: to use the search engine, 'Google'

 

Photoshop: to digitally alter an image

 

Homie: A close friend or buddy

 

Hater: Someone who is unpleasant, dislikes people, or is otherwise mean or rude.

^^^words like these make up a more interesting list than words just made up on the spot.

[vidioman 21]

Chav is a British slang term, usually a guy with short hair, likes sports to much and hates gay people. THey're rude and stupid. Larkyboof(@SCC) like them for some reason...

 

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

 

I so have that

 

I called my grandmas yesterday, asking for my mom, when I though I dialed my uncles As it turns out, the chicken was cooked! Who knew?

[I-will-crush-u 1]

Deantispaculated - to have performed an act of a seazure or spazem without having mentle issues. or an overdose of sugar.

Confuzzed - to be confused and confused at the same time.

[Ratieya455 1]

FOON-Same thing as a spork.

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

Sporknife:  A device that combines the spoon, fork, and knife.

[greedygreg 1]

WHACKTASTIC- used in place of incredible, or awesome to describe something.

e.g.: damn, that Jane has a whacktastic body.

[DuskTrooper 314]

Knavenite: A substance that turns you into a Knave.

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

Silence, Knave!

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

Ned-The Scottish equivalent of Chav and most likely to A) Cross the street and chib you (The act of scratching across the face with a sharp object e.g Snapped metal bar) B) Call you some obsurd names that probably the street wisest of us don't know the meanings of, C) Race past you at 70mph down a narrow street in their soupped up Ford Fiesta which has had more work done to it than Guinea could believe, and scream something at you which you don't hear, or D) Seeking attention by hopping about on their fake BMX's and burbury caps and Kappa Trackies (Tracksuit).

If your lucky, you might see a Ned make a complete fool of themselves like this . Neds are mostly found in Glasgow and the Scottish west coast, lucky me being east coast!

 

EDIT: This is a real word but it is just a slang word, it should be in the Oxford dictionary!!!

[JohnB 66]

What about the word Meh. Dusk first introduced it to me, but it originally comes from a Simpsons episode.

Meh- Eh its ok but nothing special . Or it could also mean So So

[vidioman 21]

Gloibberdebugners: When real words just won't do.

[kwilley52601 0]

Author: ardecila buttal - there's a rebuttal, so why not a buttal? 

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And wouldn't you have to frigerate something to then refrigerate it?

[MaxSim 0]

Date: 3/29/2005 12:49:02 PM
Author: vidioman

Chav is a British slang term, usually a guy with short hair, likes sports to much and hates gay people. THey're rude and stupid. Larkyboof(@SCC) like them for some reason...

'8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. '

I so have that

I called my grandmas yesterday, asking for my mom, when I though I dialed my uncles As it turns out, the chicken was cooked! Who knew?

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pseudo-telemessaging (vb)- calling someone and leaving a very esoteric msg, to later realize that it was the wrong number.