03 Grand Strand
Grand Strand
The shoreline along the south since of Little Princeville, the largest and capital city, is referred to as the “Grand Strand.” The road which runs along the shore is the Schulmalecón, featuring vehicular traffic as well as a maglev train line. Schulmalecón runs the entire distance of the city limits, from the western to the eastern urban growth boundaries, with the exception of the seaport at the southwestern corner of Little Princeville. The south side of Schulmalecón is lined with high-rise apartments, condos, and hotels. The sandy shore is packed with all sorts of beach attractions. Pretty much everything you could ask for, save for surf shops selling junky trinkets on every block and of course miniature golf. Let’s check it out.
The giant sandcastle is the tourist trap Cap’n Kirk’s Galactic Funhouse at the Beach. It has an arcade with Space Invaders and Kal-toh and many other favorites. Got any money left over? Just head next door to get a luxury yacht day cruise from Davy Jones Tours.
Davy Jones Tours has the biggest tour boats in town. And if your tour gets interrupted by krakens, you get 50% off on your next tour!
Boaty McBoatface Marina is always bustling. And fun is close by. The Dizzy Turtle Carousel is next door, as is the scenic shopping at The Outlets at Brosnan Pier.
Indoor shopping with a view is available at the Darth Mall. Darth Mall has three levels of shopping and restaurants and two levels for a casino. Be sure to visit Siths ‘R us on Level two near the food court! If the force wasn’t with you at the casino, be sure to head next door to see the sea lion show at Joey’s Dinner Theater. Don’t worry; they don’t serve the sea lions! Need to get back to nature, why not hike out to the lighthouse located on Ugottagood Point?
Another location of Cap’n Kirk’s is found right in the middle of the beach near Hasno Pier. You can fish off the pier for 10 renards an hour or 1/2 rose for the day. The feline tourists really like this attraction. You can also climb Mount Wirdlehead and enjoy the waterfalls. Just watch your step – it’s a long way down!
The east end of the Grand Strand is a little quieter. At the urban growth boundary is the floating hotel Lodges at Montevideo Place. The seaside Bandit Lincoln Theater provides a great show for a great price. Today, it’s an encore presentation of Cats. “Memmmmmmries….”
One of the ancient wonders of Planet B-612 is the Great Tower of Wiley, built many centuries ago during the reign of King Wiley Coyote IV, as a part of his defenses against the piratical band of roadrunner ships raiding seaside towns for seeds. Wiley had many castles and watch towers built as part of his Kingdom of Acme, but few survive today.
Night fishing off Hasno Pier is kinda fun. You aint gonna catch nothing, but it’s a great place to hang out with your friends. Sure beats hanging out with your enemies!
You could of course enjoy a day of fun on the beach just hanging out on the golden sand, The humid, temperate, continental climate is comfortable most of the year.
The Schulmalecón is lined with high-rise hotels and residences. They all have a great sea view and correspondingly high rents!
The lighthouse on Ugottagood Point is helpful for the night hang gliding group. Not sure how they would do it without the light… they’d have to have everyone in town leave their fridges open I suppose…
The distinctive DQ Twistycone Hotel has a great view of the Great Tower of Wiley. The triangular shapes of the twin condo buildings have a similarly impressive view. Can you tell which one is Buggs Tower and which is Elmer Tower?
Like any Sim, residents of Little Princeville love their plumbobs. This one cats its errie, yet alluring, green glow across the Schulmalecón.
The eastern end of the Schulmalecón is the urban growth boundary, where Little Princeville makes an abrupt halt. Preserving cast tracts of open space results in a shockingly high population density.
If you are ready toe visit the shore, contact your local travel agent. Reserve a suite now and get a free buy one get one free coupon to Zoidberg’s Lobster Shack, located in the food court of Darth Mall. See ya there!
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