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9 - Sports in India

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Possibly the most popular sport in India is the famous, "Train Riding", its something like the mechanical rodeo bull, but more dangerous. It's a tradition since trains ever appeared there, the game consists in holding on the top of the train as long as you can. This attracts many tourists, as you can buy easily a ticket on the train interior to see the game, since almost everyone prefers to see the action from the outside.

The game of Rioting was a joint venture between India and Pakistan. The tradition now is that once any cricket match is over, everyone must riot and burn down a stand. This also keeps the youths in the country employed.

Pakistan is India's long time rival in both cricket & rioting. If you ask an Indian they have won all games; if you ask a Pakistani India have lost all games. The captain of a losing Indian cricket team is sacrificed to a Hindu God of public's choice. The case in a way is different for a winning captain. He would be allowed the privilege of choosing the God to be sacrificed to.

The Indian Football team is in contention with Brazil and England, to win the next Football World Cup, with the master striker, Bhaichung Bhutia expected to come out of retirement any moment. Bhutia is regarded as the God of Football in India. He was the star player for England's top team, Bury F.C., and he got thrown out after one season for undiagnosable reasons. He almost beat Ronaldo to the Balloon D'Orc, the award for being the most over hyped, out of fashion, overpaid footballer. India is also known for its football players rank unbelievably 160 out of some 180 nations.

Read more at: http://uncyclopedia.....com/wiki/India

Kalis' mosquee and old tower. Kalis is a very old city, founded in 1319.


Kalis' medina. The medina is the most popular place of the city, where everyone sells anything. You can find anything from baby lions to fresh cut human hearts. < Just kidding... or not.


Kalis' airport. One of Saremia's main airport, it is also shared with Saremia's largest army base: Base militaire de Kalis.



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Ahh, Sports in India, nothing like it I'll say! :P

Great city and airport! There is lots of detail, and your doing a great job giving it a North-African feel, even with the lack of N.African BATs!

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[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Oy vey, Uncyclopedia. :P[/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]DAT AIRPORT. :O[/font]

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very nice as usual, I like the theme too :D

Where did you get that large market building ?

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