Tony the Reporter: #3

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Entry posted by panthersimcity4 · March 10, 2011

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Hey, I'm Tony. As you know, you probably know me as that reporter that you see on Channel 6 NLN news. If not...then... I guess you're missing out on a lot. Anyways, I'll show you how I get from the station to the scene that I go to when reporting on an event or interviewing someone. Ralph drives the truck, and he is absolutely nuts... he also uses the filming equipment.

Did I mention he's absolutely nuts?

Tony: “Remember, drive safer this time. I almost got whiplash last time.”

Ralph: “Oh, quit crying like a little girl. Come on, live on the fast lane for once!”

Tony: "Come on, you know I'm sensitive."

Ralph: "Sensitive? HAH! More like neurotic!"

Tony: "Eff you, Ralph."

*Ralph snickers*

Ralph: “Let's see what's on the radio...”

Radio: You're listening to K-Ko fm, where we play popular music and umm... well, commercials and stuff. Our DJs are void of personality, just like the celebrities they gossip about!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZGZLJ9EMrM

Ralph: “OH YEAH, THIS IS MY SONG!”

Tony: “Really?”

Ralph: “Yea, what's wrong?”

Tony: “Nothing, I just always assumed you were into AC/DC or something.”

Ralph: “What makes you say that?”

Tony: “Well, for one thing, you're wearing a AC/DC t-shirt.”

Ralph: “Oh, well I bought it at the store because it was on sale. I actually prefer Metallica."

(2 minutes later...)

Tony: “Shouldn't you slow do-”

Tony: “WHAT THE HECK?? You just hit another car!”

Ralph: “Sorry dude.”

Tony: “Luckily we crashed into another New Loreto News van so we won't be sued.”

*driver from other newsvan shouts*

Ralph:“YEAH YEAH, SAME TO YOU PAL! I haven't exactly had a great day either!”

Tony: “Let's just get to O'Malley's pub to interview that psycho cat lady.”

Tony: “What the... are we going through CHINATOWN now?? The place for the interview is in the opposite direction!”

Ralph: “It's a scenic detour. Plus I want to check if Wong's is open for lunch yet.”

Tony: "Isn't it kind of weird how the stripes on this road are white and dotted even though it's not a one way street?"

Ralph: "I blame it on the city government. We pay all these taxes and they screw it all up! Stupid politicians."

Tony: "I guess. Either that or this state is seceding to join the European Union."

Tony: "Okay, Ralph... we're in Little Mesias now."

Ralph: "Yes, I know... I wanted to see if El Pollo Rabioso would be open since that Chinese place is closed."

Tony: "Let's go..,"

Ralph: "¡CÁLLATE!"

Tony: ¡"VAMOS AL LUGAR donde tenemos una entrevista!"

Ralph: "Well geez, no need to get all Telemundo on me."

Tony: "I knew a year of Spanish in college would do me good."

*7 minutes later*

Tony: “Finally, we're near the location. And it took only.... 15 minutes?”

Ralph: “See, I'm punctual.”

Tony: “We were supposed to be there 5 minutes ago.”

Ralph: “Oh...”

Tony: “It's right over there, you almost passed it.... No wait DON'T BACK uh----- oh crap. I think you just backed into a car.”

Tony: “Oh no. That's a cop car. Oh no...."

Ralph: "Don't panic, I'll use my assertive personality to convince the officer not to fine us."

Tony: "This is going to go on my permanent file. I'm going to be ostracized by everyone I know!"

Ralph: "SHHH! Here he comes..."

Tony: "You mean 'she'."

Officer: "Hello fellas. I'm Officer Brittany Wallace with the San Lorenzo Police Department. I believe you guys just backed into my car."

Ralph: "Uhh... mmmu.......I ju..... uhhh.... ummm..."

Let's just say we spent the rest of the afternoon filling out paperwork at the police station and the office.

(If you're wondering why the stripes on the streets are Euro instead of American, the real blame lies with my plugins folder. Although I have my European files in one folder and my American files in another, for some reason the road textures are quite f'ed up. I tried fixing it; but only zoned areas, curved roads and diagonals are yellow-striped. I figure I'll just deal with it and try my best to make my cities look good despite the ugly roads. I'll just make a note that the infrastructure department in New Loreto is crappy. :lol: )