The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[simcityblowup 0]

Please,one big,fat,no,no,the fattest llama milk cheese you got,drowned in llama oil.Hummm...And to fill,french potatoes with llama milk and a big big big bowl of premium award llama mousse.Did you have a discount?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@sloppet:  Nice smooth Tomato soup.  Enjoy.  Why is your avatar inverted?  Are you in distress?

@simcityblowup:  Welcome!  A loud gurgling sound is heard from the autosystem followed by a scream from the llama corral.  Llama products served as requested.  Patates frites are also served.  Sorry, no discounts.  It is hard to talk about percentages on virtual simoleons.

[simcityblowup 0]

Thank you,N_O_Body...(Slurp,slurp). Hmmmm! The Llama mousse is perfect,as your place. (Crunching sound). The fries passed a bit from the point but...(looks seductively to the biten cheese) the cheese is the best around these parts.Here's the money... (look at the counter) oof!! It's not that cheap.I guess premium award llamas are a bit *expensive* (cof cof). (Put the head on the counter and falls asleep loudly) Roooonc...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A 3 Unio bill appears on a table for no reason whatsoever*

[brancra 1,150]

N_O_Body, I thought you were going to soundproof the walls! Remember what happens every time someone orders a llama steak? The screaming really puts one off their meal...

simcityblowup...well, I must say, your name certainly has my attention. And welcome to Simtropolis!

Speaking of Nazis, has anyone heard about the trick to use Hitler in an argument to win?

EX. (person A) We can't buy that because it's too expensive.

(person B) Yeah, Hitler would have said that too.

(person A) How is that even related to Hitler?

(person B) It's not related to him, But that's something he would've done...

In effect, this is calling the other person a Nazi, but it definitely creates an awkward silence.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^It must have been verry loud, because the soundproofing didn't handle it, or someone left the corral gate open.  I'll have to see about autoclosing the gate.

As der Furher would have said:  Ve haf our vays.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What about F

[simcityblowup 0]

*Rooonc...no mommy,no llama,i want a dog...snore...* Oh,it's you... Sorry for the inconvenience.Please,bring any digestive pills you have,cuz my stomach is hurting...And bring me a DollyLlama Soda. Please,may i ask a question? Can i be a bartender here?

[choco1 4]

Evening all!  I was feeling hungry so thought I'd pop by... Can I have a chocolate milkshake and a tall pile of pancakes please...

Cheers, choco.

[sloppet 3]

Well... It's inverted (upsidedown), because I thought it would look good .... it's different, but still the same

[defcon pilot 0]

Well, that was a ripoff... I went to the library to use their wireless service and found out that you could only browse 30-40 web pages on ST before you get cut off. It was quite a shocker when I found out. I was looking at 6U's 3D art when this page suddenly came up when I clicked a link that said "Oops! Looks like you've exceeded your maximum download..." which got me upset, so I asked the librarians about it, and they said that they had no idea why it was happening, which made for me an even bigger pain in the ass.

On a lighter note, what do you guys think of my new avatar?

Oh, and I'll have a medium-sized Manhattan Red Clam.

[mrbisonm 1,622]

Ok now, where's that 1937 Glen Fiddich of yours?

I need one now.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Hello Choco! Nice to see you here

@ defcon pilot: that stinks!! .. i love 6u's art. (obviously) lol... nice avatar

Aah, i see sloppet changed his avatar/sig as well

[defcon pilot 0]

Well, they said that they'd do something about it, so...

And hey, Mr. B.! When was the last time you dropped by?

[mrbisonm 1,622]

defon pilot.........never.....lol.....this is my first time, just found the place....well, not really found it , but Moose(N_O_Body) invited me for a drink.

Someone should make a bigger sign to find this place easier.....lol.... how about some Neon-lights?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@Leech10:  From a distance of 60 years der Führer doesn't seem all bad does he?  Well, I have to tell you he was the personification of evil in every aspect.

@simcityblowup:  Sorry, we are not hiring.  The autosystem pretty much looks after the place.

@chocolatemax285:  Chocolate pancakes served with chocolate syrup on the side.  2 l mixing can of chocolate milkshake served with a frosted glass, long spoon, and a side of chocolate ice cream.  We do try to make sure you get what you want, eh?  Enjoy.

@sloppet:  Well, inverted flags are a Mayday call, you know.  So I thought we should ask.

@defcon pilot:  Clam chowder served as ordered.  Bowl of oyster crackers on the side.  With this thin chowder, I always like to have a few crackers to put in it.  Re: Avatar.  OK, I suppose.  I am fairly green, but not rabid.  I am afraid I am to the right of the Greenpeace guys, though.

@mrbisonm:  Welcome!  The private reserve is broached.  A 10 cl snifter of Glen Fiddich 1937 is served with a glass of chilled spring water on the side.  Now, you do realize this is sippin' whiskey?  Enjoy.

[defcon pilot 0]

@N_O_Body: Ah well.

@mrbisonm: Maybe Dirk can do that.

So, anyone here got anything to say about the Iran nuclear situation? I hear they're threatening to quit the nuclear treaty (or something like that).

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

DP: You sig seems a little strange wit the Greenpeace stuff, then a link to the Orion Empire...

I say the Empire of Granar and Uptasaunt invade Iran, then we won't have to worry about them.

[hym 358]

@brancra:  That's an interesting way to end an argument.  I know a guy who says he's like a Nazi when it comes to conformity with rules.  I have to agree that he believes in strict adherence to the rules, but that is part of why I like him; he knows where the rules can be bent and where they should be followed to the letter.

@defcon_pilot:  That beats my library system.  The filter probably wouldn't even let me access ST to begin with.  I can't live without my bi-daily dose of Simtropolis.  Regarding the Iran controversy, my thoughts on the subject have been archived.

@N_O_Body:  Thanks for the food.  Protein is an important part of my diet and as you might have guessed, I consume massive amounts of meat on a regular basis.  My mouth is a black hole of sorts.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@defcon pilot:  The Iranians are reputed to have no delivery system.  What do you think they might do, if they figure out how to make a bomb?  I am more worried about world radical "terrorism" hiding behind 13th century Islamic principles that are no longer applicable, even in the middle east.  The Iranians have every reason to ignore the U.N. since it is a do-nothing organization paralysed by its own average IQ.  You can't have a "world governing body" with no teeth.

[defcon pilot 0]

@Leech10: Strange? How? Most people have random signatures, and I don't see why mine should be any different.

And sorry, but Uptasaunt and Granar don't exist, so that would never work.

@hym:

@N_O_Body: Well, I'm thinking more along the lines of if the US invades Iran or declares nuclear war. And what exactly do you mean when you were talking about "'terrorism' hiding behind Islamic principles"?

[I_Love_N_O_Body 0]

i will have 1 strawberry llamamilkshake

[I_Love_N_O_Body 0]

where is our waiter?

[justanothersim86 83]

Lol I love the name! Welcome!

Looks like N_O_Body has a fan.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake.

[brancra 1,150]

Iran: We refuse to adhere to your ideals!

U.N: You'd better, or else!

Iran: Else what?

U.N: We send thirty men armed with semi-automatics!

Iran: ~~~

U.N. translator: I think that's the sound of a million people laughing...

I_Love_N_O_Body: Okay! Yellow Alert! What's going on here, and who's behind this! For all we know, you could attempt to kidnap N_O_Body! Besides, the autoserver is the waiter! Leech, do your zukes have their own username? I thought you were going to have them under control by now!

[defcon pilot 0]

*DP takes over the console and boots up the autoserver, which serves I_Love_N_O_Body and justanothersim68 a llama milkshake and chocolate shake as requested.*

@brancra: Lol! Nice commentary!

No offense to N_O_Body, but what reason would he [iLNOB] have to kidnap an old man?

[sometimesbanned2 0]

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[mrbisonm 1,622]

.....with soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many 0's, I can now understand why you call yourself .....lol

N_O_Body, I will sip only because it's a 1937.

[sometimesbanned2 0]

i am the autoserver. how may i help youvoice>

[sloppet 3]

i am the autoserver. how may i help youquote>

that's not funny

EDIT:

STEAK!!