The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

sloppet:  When you tell a whopper like that, the nose on your avatar should grow.

MsD:  Perhaps a bite to eat with that?

Saturday Special

Cream of Tomato Soup

Fish and Chips

Ice Cream

Tea or Coffee

§3.50

Fish is Icelandic Cod deep fried in Canola (transfat free)

Chips are hand cut on the premises

Ice Cream flavour of the day is Butter Praline Brickle

Tea is Earl Grey

Coffee is Kona

Condiments:

Sour Cream for the soup

Malt or White Vinegar for the Chips (Gravy and fresh Cheddar curds available)

Butterscotch sauce for the ice cream

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Enjoy.

[Ryan B 35]

Hey now, everyone!  I'm back again after a short absence.  I'm sure at least beebs thought I'd dropped off the face of the earth after Thursday night.  Nope - my browser was giving me some problems, and I couldn't get to ST.  That's also the reason that the Trivia King hasn't shown up at the NHL Trivia thread lately.

beebs:  You should see my desktop right about now.  Where I usually put the Sabres' next game, there's an Oilers logo there.  It says " GO OIL GO ".  And the 'Canes logo is my full Recycle Bin logo. 

In the words of Larry the Cable Guy ( he was on Comedy Central last night ), " Git 'R Done! "

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

It wasn't your internet, the site was down. I think that thing let off an EM pulse when it destroyed the robots.

[Firebird 40]

I find this picture so funny I think it should become the official Moderator's warning pic. It was made by Boggy.

[Vandy 110]

Originally posted by: ryanb_sc4 Hey now, everyone!  I'm back again after a short absence.  

< snip! >

And the 'Canes logo is my full Recycle Bin logo.  quote>

 

Hi, Ryan.

I'd be right careful 'bout the way you speak of the 'Canes, my friend.  You can expect the cup to have a new house very soon.

Regards,

Vandy

Durham, NC

[Ryan B 35]

Vandy:  I didn't mean to step on anyone's toes there.  I like the 'Canes' sweaters.  Would look awesome with a black third jersey!

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

fire_bird:  

[Vandy 110]

Hey, Ryan.

Not a problem and no toes were harmed in the posting of our exchange.

Regards,

Vandy

[Ryan B 35]

Vandy - http://www.2khockey.net/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=7762&st=1920#entry191171

Click on the MP3 file attached near the bottom of the page! You might get a laugh out of it. You might not. A friend asked me to make it.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^ Bluegrass?  Isn't that the wrong state?  Vandy lives in NC.

Anyway, the bar is serving large slices of humble pie to Oiler's fans tonight.  Let us pray our sacrifice will appease the gods of hockey and save our boys from more defeats by the big wind from the south.

[beebs 129]

I might need a double serving of that, good sir. Maybe the hockey gods will help us out with the Curse of Conkannen.

[Ryan B 35]

Wait a tick? Cotton Eyed Joe is bluegrass? All I know is that most every NHL arena plays it as a pump-up song. I figured it'd make a good goal song. I'm making a Dallas horn featuring " The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright . . . Deep In The Heart Of Texas! " and a Atlanta horn featuring " The Devil Went Down to Georgia ".

[beebs 129]

Cotton eyed joe is also a line dance.

[Vandy 110]

Hi, Ryan.

That MP3 was great!  Thanks for pointing me to it.

Regards,

Vandy

[brancra 1,149]

beebs- Cotton Eye Joe is a fun line dance. I just did that with about twenty other people last Friday night. Oddly enough, nineteen of them were women, and of course I ended up being the only male. But hey, the dance is a lot of fun, and I enjoyed m'self while participating.

You guys realise it was made from a group from Sweden (Rednex), right?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

beebs: served.  We are now in adverse conditions.  Canadians do well in adverse conditions.  Don't hold breath.

ryanb_sc4:  Well, it sure sounded that way to me.

The last mention of cotton-eyed Joe I remember is the the lyric to The Gandy Dancers' Ball where there is a line

'...and good ol' cotton-eyed Joe'

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^ Hi, Deb.  What's your pleasure?

[beebs 129]

Originally posted by: brancra beebs- Cotton Eye Joe is a fun line dance. I just did that with about twenty other people last Friday night. Oddly enough, nineteen of them were women, and of course I ended up being the only male. But hey, the dance is a lot of fun, and I enjoyed m'self while participating.

You guys realise it was made from a group from Sweden (Rednex), right?quote>

Line dances are evil.

N_O_Body: I don't think my nerves can take watching Conkannen in the SCF.

[Ryan B 35]

Where I come from ( yes, both Texas and Buffalo, NY ), line dancing is very popular. Cotton Eyed Joe is easily the most popular tune played at my high school's dances. And I'm willing to put money down that it will be the most popular tune at the prom this year. Why, I'll be surprised if it isn't the prom song . . . . . . .

Holy cow, I need a meal. Hockey practice makes you hungry. How about some chicken Parmesean, with some butter noodles and a glass of llama milk? That'd hit the spot.

[General Gunfire 0]

Hey there... Can I have an orange soda and a Cheeseburger? That'd be grand.

[defcon pilot 0]

Can I have one ton of gelatin loaded into the trunk of my vehicle? I need it to trap somebody in.

[Firebird 40]

Shure you can....but it will take a while to set....unless you want it liquid.

[General Gunfire 0]

Just use some tire sealant. Dries quicker, and sticks to the body better.

But I wouldn't know anything about that...

[defcon pilot 0]

Nah, I don't want to entrap him permanently. Just keep 'em in a room by themselves long enough for the gelatin to harden so he can try to dig his way out.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Announcement

I am going to be away for 8 days starting Sunday, June 11th.  We are going to New Brunswick, the land of the Moose and Bear (and east coast salmon) looking for new digs.  If all goes well we'll be moving down there.

Autosystem !  Full Automatic!

beebs:  Then just don't watch.

ryanb_sc4:  Done, and done.  Enjoy.  Now if you were old enough, a nice glass of Barbara would go good with that.  (see red wines of Italy).

General Gunfire:  Hey!  Long time no see.  Welcome back!  Food service complete.  Heard anything lately from Colonel Korn or Major Folley?  Sealed anyone up lately?  Crooked union bosses, perhaps?

DP:  Here is enough gelatine powder to handle that.  Just mix it up with 1,000 litres of hot water and stir well.  There is an immersion heater attached to the hydrant, outside.  I assume he will have to eat his way out, so would you like that flavoured?  Goalie sweat, perhaps?

 

[Ryan B 35]

Originally posted by: N_O_Body

ryanb_sc4:  Done, and done.  Enjoy.  Now if you were old enough, a nice glass of Barbara would go good with that.  (see red wines of Italy).quote>

 

That day is rapidly approaching, my friend.  Second week of September! 

Enjoy Noveau Brunswick!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Hmm, better keep and eye on Lauren... and that thing out in the forest.

*Igrasa Zaphe walks in and orders some Muphridish food.*

*After seeing the food come, Lauren also orders some Muphridish food.*

[sloppet 3]

one Chocolate shake with tomato soup, and make it cold!

[defcon pilot 0]

N_O_Body: I'll take the flavoured variety. How 'bout toilet odor? He'll be locked in the bathroom.

Enjoy your trip!

Leech: I know a girl named Lauren.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^ Any particular one?  How about men's locker room John?