The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[sloppet 3]

Well, I that he will not eat it!

[gggg 9]

*sits in a dark corner....*

*looks left*

*looks right*

 

bet you didnt nothist that Im still here...

 

*takes the pickle*

*eats it*

*gos back to his dark corner*

[vidioman 21]

Why'd you eat the pickle?!?!?!!!?

My God. *stays away from ggggs pickled mind*

Today is the last day of school before Christmas Break. Which will be 2/3rds the length of my other break. I'm such a good person!

@vid: The virtual perogies are very good here. We import them from the Ukraine.

yay! Ukrainian pyrogies! Wheee!

[sloppet 3]

Well, it would be nice to see some cake here....

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

N_O_Body: The Granurian zukes, like all zukes, have 5 fingers on each hand, as well as a thumb on each had. The count by using the spaces between the fingers, of which there are 8. (they ignore the space between the fingers and the thumb.)

*Throws some Thuh on a table and sees if anyone will go for it.*

[Voar Tok 4]

Hmm, lunch time.

Walks over to autoserver and starts to think.

Suddenly, a large hamburger with lettuce, onions, pickles, tomatoes, and cheese appears next to a side of nicely spiced fries. 

Walks back to bar.

Walks over to autoserver again.

A one-liter chocolate milkshake with an extra long straw materializes.

Walks back to bar.

 

What's up with all this stuff about a pickle?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@hym: Well, I've gone some distance now into the Python tutorial. I think you'll like it, but it will pay to know VB.Net first. I hope your dad is going to put in VS.NET and not just VB.NET as it is only one language. VS has 'em all: C++ (includes C), C#, J# (not Java, exactly), the SQL server desktop engine, VB (7 or .NET whichever you prefer to call it). Several other good utilities, including a nice Icon editor. If you really want Java, download the freebie from Sun Microsystems (I think you can still get it free) along with the community version of Forte. With GIMP and all the others you are into a whiz-bang of a learning curve. If you need help, PM me and we'll work over e-mail.

@MsD: Lurk as much as you like. The pickle arrives on the floor and explodes, splashing vid with juice and pickle guts.

@ zmveliger: Well, I hope somebody will clean up this mess.

@sloppet: Clearly, you didn't notice the large Christmas fruit cake on the bar next to the sauce boat of warm caramel sauce. Help yourself.

@ Leech10: Now that takes some imagination. Congratulations on your new zukes. Thuh? Translate, O sage!

@ Voar Tok: Fortunately the fate of the pickle is sealed.

Thanks to gggg we have advanced a page.

Wasaga Beach weather: 2

[vidioman 21]

Date: 12/23/2005 2:26:09 PM
Author: N_O_Body
The pickle arrives on the floor and explodes, splashing vid with juice and pickle guts.

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[Voar Tok 4]

Date: 12/23/2005 2:26:09 PM Author: N_O_Body
@ Voar Tok: Fortunately the fate of the pickle is sealed.

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Well, that's good to know.

 

Right now as I speak, the weather is really warm.  The weather man said the the temperature for Christmas is going to be about 75F/23C.  No snow for me, but then again, that almost never happens down here.

[gggg 9]

@Voar Tok: well... its pritty cold out here. actioly yestorday was Colder then nornal..
bbrrrrrrrrr

 

maybe some hot drink will help

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

N_O_Body: Did you forget about this post? Thuh is in it.

Date: 12/22/2005 7:23:23 PM Author: Leech10

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/5483/hutev3mp.png align=baseline> = Hutev, which is the capital of the Kingdom of Glump.
http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/Glump.bmp align=baseline border=0> = Glump, which is an island nation in the Gulf of Granur to the north of the Republic of Myon
http://www.imgcity.net/server/primary/Thuw.bmp width=34 align=baseline> = Thuh, which is the main food source in Glump, and is any of a variety of fish about 25 to 40cm long and native to the Gulf of Granur, cooked over an open fire whole for 3 to 5 minutes, and then the skin is peeled off, the meat is drizzled with the sap of the Torna tree, and the fish is then coated with various spices and cooked over the open fire until the meat turns a nice white color. (please use a pan, you don't want fish in the fire.)

Any questions?

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[Voar Tok 4]

gggg: Where I am in TX, the temperature is balmy.  It's probably about 17-20C right now.

leech10: How long do you think that it would take to learn to speak zuke?

 

Walks over to autoserver and comes back with a piece of salmon in a honey sauce with almond rice pilaf and a side of fresh steamed okra.  Makes a trip back to the autoserver to get some eggnog.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@hym: No, I didn't forget it especially, I just don't remember stuff like that in general anymore. My storage is filtered against learning new language stuff that doesn't have an application in my current world. I am busy learning Python, which is a programming language for use with one of my graphics editors, and this takes all my language memory capacity.

[Eastwinn 6]

Date: 12/23/2005 3:12:19 PM Author: Voar Tok

Well, that's good to know.

Right now as I speak, the weather is really warm.  The weather man said the the temperature for Christmas is going to be about 75F/23C.  No snow for me, but then again, that almost never happens down here.

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Heck, I had a white Thanksgiving...

 

 

I'm dreaming of a White Thanksgiving,

With every turkey slice I eat.

 

[ephorex_77 0]

@leech10 Heh, base eight system eh???

 

@hym Nah, it save me the trouble of explaining anyway.

 

Now...are there enough turkeys in this joint for X-mas dinners?? I'm up for a digital X-mas dinner.

 

[Voar Tok 4]

Eastwinn: Rewriting the music, are we?  It snowed last year, and not only is that unusual, it snowed over 6 inches.

ephorex_77: The Moose Factory never runs out of food.  Digital Christmas dinner will be available.

[gggg 9]

@Voar Tok the highest lowest we gett here is -16c... were you are again???

 

and yeah I would like to eat a few of them turkeys. so its beter be eanough

[vidioman 21]

Merry Capitalistmas Eve!

Family has started kinda talking to us again, my uncle brought some stuff over yesterday, my grandma is coming today. We don't have a tree or anything up even.

I washed my hair with conditioner today, it feels so soft

I'll have a hamburger, and ohld the pickles. God help you if I find pickles!

[MsD 0]

Pokes head out of hole and sniffs the air.  What is that smell??  Slowly crawls out of hole and sneaks around..... Ah conditioner for human hair!!!  Grabs some nuts and runs back to hole...  Throws another pickle in the air and hides back in hole.....

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lauren the Muphridian telekineticly moves the pickle around the room and makes it look like it is dancing, then makes it land in vid's hamburger.

*Defends Christmas turkey, it's mine, all mine!*

[gggg 9]

*starts barking at the leech*

*grabs him self 3 turkeys*

*eats them*

*gos to leech again*

[zmveliger 16]

@N_O_Body: *autoclean function is cleaning the mess* I won't have to clean it...

 

Well, it looks like I'll have to BAT another Moose sign for my personal use! About Sangria, it's one of my few specialites... In fact, I'm making 3 liters of the nectar almost each Christmas since... probably 2000. A kind of new tradition. This year, it will change a little bit since I'll make it for the 31st. Be advised: if you put a single drop of another liquid than wine in Sangria, then it's not a real one!

 

@your_adress_here: you're very brave to try analysing zuke's language. I'm sure that if a translator position opens up, you'll be considered.

 

@Fred_Ginger: yes, shame on us! About the global view, I wonder what you mean exactly. Is it on a specific topic?

 

About Capitalismas: a few years ago, my family decided to celebrate Christmas without gifts. What a nice thing! We're keeping what's more important: being together and have a good time. The only exception is for my god-daughter since it's the our first Christmas together (I've been in Africa last year for her first Christmas, a heartbreaking situation). I have a special gift for her: a a book with pictures with both French and English words! It's never too early to learn English...

 

Weather here: we didn't have a single drop of rain since it stayed cold the whole week. We have plenty of snow left on the ground (0.5 to 1 m). Today, between -8 and -2 C, cloudy and a fluffy snow is suppose to be falling tonight. That's typical and fantastic Christmas conditions...

 

So the timing is right for...

My grandfather used to call that Moose berry!

 

Bye!

[Voar Tok 4]

gggg: I live in southeastern Texas - relatively close to the Gulf of Mexico.

vidioman: So, has the family re-owned you?

 

MsD: What are you doing in the hole in the corner?  Come on out and enjoy the sun shine and turker dinner.

 

Leech10: It would appear the the zukes might need to be taught some manners.  I'm sure that there is plenty of turkey to go around.

 

zmveliger: That was a really cool looking picture.

 

Since it's lunch time...

Walks over to the autoserver and starts to think.  Returns with a cobb salad with spicy ranch dressing on the side and some iced peppermint tea.

[sloppet 3]

I've just finished eating the christmas supper... m..... it was very good! 12 different ..er.. who u call it? something 

[MsD 0]

Date: 12/24/2005 1:18:31 PM Author: Voar Tok

MsD: What are you doing in the hole in the corner?  Come on out and enjoy the sun shine and turker dinner.

Walks over to the autoserver and starts to think.  Returns with a cobb salad with spicy ranch dressing on the side and some iced peppermint tea.

Well with the probs I am having with someone in the new members section and getting them to understand that there is a prob over there, I better stay in my hole before I get kicked off of this site.

[vidioman 21]

Date: 12/24/2005 12:05:05 PM
Author: MsD
Pokes head out of hole and sniffs the air. What is that smell?? Slowly crawls out of hole and sneaks around..... Ah conditioner for human hair!!! Grabs some nuts and runs back to hole... Throws another pickle in the air and hides back in hole.....

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Oh shut up.

And it's cherry-almond So pffft.

I just had a giant chunk of ham, I'm good.

[sloppet 3]

sure you are!

[vidioman 21]

Date: 12/24/2005 2:26:40 PM
Author: sloppet
sure you are!

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You can stop now!

[sloppet 3]

ok, peace man

[hym 358]

@MsD: I see you enjoy playing with the pickles.

@N_O_Body: Yes, my dad is going to install VS.Net (it's 5 discs).  My dad, brother, and I have been talking about changing out the family computer when we get the DSL installed.  My dad is in favor of simply swapping the hard drives, but I'm going to see if I can convince him to wipe out the data and install the hard drive in the new computer and reinstall Windows and the like (the OS is rotting--2 random reboots in one day and our first Blue Screen of Death ever on this machine).  If I can do that, I'll see if I can convince him to let me re-install Office 2002 and let me install VS.Net (I'll have to clean disc 5 as our drive can't read it through all of the melted plastic on it).  If he installs it, he'll only install the stuff he thinks is pertinent; if I install it, all of Office will be installed and everything in VS.Net except for the web projects software will get installed (the web projects poses a security risk).

 

@Eastwinn: I love the White Christmas spoof.

 

@ephorex:  Glad to be of service then.

 

@zmveliger: I like the Moose berry picture.