A question for every answer

[SYM Productions 7]

Q: how does the GMC CEO travel around the world without being worried that ists might car-bomb his private vehicle?

 

A: a rectangle with all sides equal, colored in blue ink that stains red

 

- Yatagan_L

[GrandCentralParkway 1]

Q: What is something you've never seen?

A: A giant squid, but only on Tuesdays after 4:30.

[tchaos713 5]

Q: What's the one thing that would *never* stop traffic on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge (I-495/I-95 beltway around Washington, DC)?

A: It's a giant rat missing one foot that get rolled around on a platform (louisville327 isn't allowed to answer this one).

[nealos101 20]

Q: Dude! What the hell is that on the floor????

A: No my minion! We must spread word of their treachury! To the evil pshycho-ducky empire!

[christhebull 1]

Q:Can EA ever be trusted do a decent Simcity 4 BBS?

A: Parliment Square, London

[SYM Productions 7]

Q) Where's the assembly of People-who-do-nothing Anonymous?

Lame, I know...

 

A) The Great Bicycle Race Mystery, of course!

 

- CDI_spy

[nealos101 20]

Q) If a person entered the olympics, and could only ride a bike, what would you call the incident when he flies off his bike, and, as he is stuck in the nearby hedge, his bike wins the race?

A) Upon reaching the evil psycho ducky empire, you only find a few ninjas feasting on thier stock of bread & psycho ducky meat... So, basically, that's a no...

[dev 47]

Q: If I was to fly out of state, would it be a life threatening experience?

A: Well, that really depends on what you mean by the word, hyper

[GDDan 4]

hmm... never posted in this game before....

Q: Why is Bob so hyper?? (lame)

 

A: don't worry... he'll get down sooner or later

[qurlix 20]

Me either! Not online anyway.

Q) Did you let the neighbor boy play with your jetpack again?

A) The same speed that the cat drove the car over here.

[Duke87 1,070]

Q) What's the maximum speed a cat can reach?

A) Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What is that is that in the CD player?

It's a massive green thing with scales, a forked tail, rockets built into it's feet, it can breath fire, has the ability to use telekinesis, and there are several of them in the Moose Factory at this time.

[gggg 9]

whats a zuke

The Evil duckys army is the strongest army on ST

[nealos101 20]

Q) Say it you stupid ninja or else I'll...

A) Meh, you can't really disagree with that, although it did step out in front of me while doing 200mph down a superhighway...

[Duke87 1,070]

Q) You really think it could see you coming with the cloaking device on?

A)The Noah's Park intermision from Megaman X8

[gggg 9]

where were you last night

chas ftaroi

[nealos101 20]

Q) You have 3 seconds to say something that will save us from that flying swarm of wasps over there...

A) I have seen it, it's taller than the Empire state building but it's missing a leg, I guess you're right...

[Constantina 5]

A) Get the crop dusters!

Q) Is it possible to get Freeview in the Roman Empire?

[CDI_spy 5]

Actually Constantina, you must supply a question that would fit the answer given in the previous post... so I'll do Nealos'...

 

Q) Have you seen the Photography Tripod Tower?  I think it's gonna topple over, because it's so big.

 

A) Just over the 100th parallel... HA!  Tricked you, there is no 100th parallel!   MAN I'm tired...

[Duke87 1,070]

Q) Where can I find the worlds largest collection of UFOs?

A) That girl was a one time teenage drama queen.

[Duke87 1,070]

Don't mind this post. Just bringing this thread back onto the radar screen (I hope)

[muscrat 2]

Q:Who is my aunt?

A:42.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Thanks for bumping this long lost thread Duke.

Q: What is the answer... to life, the universe, everything!?

A. If you try hard enough you can do anything.

[IDS2 3,346]

Q is anything a crime?

A: Try to see it my way.

[Dave The Hokie 0]

Q:Where are the Binoculars?

A: two Sumo Wrestlers, A Goldfish and Your Aunt

[Skyfire2275 23]

Q: So, what was your nightmare about last night?

A: Exactly 16 snow white horses.

[Shinnie02 17]

Q: What do you want my son?

A: ladybugs, butterflies and bunnies

[pilotdaryl 25]

Q: What do girls like?

A: Because Pilotdaryl dominates them!

[Skyfire2275 23]

Q: Why do monkeys worship you?

A: Because there was too much acid in it.

[Shinnie02 17]

Q: Why didn't you drink that?

A: Smells like socks