What if

[kingofsimcity 5,739]

I would scream.

What if Equinox came  to your house?

[jruss 0]

I would be surprised

what if i showed up your house?

[dev 47]

I would take you to a therapist to put you out of your misery.

What if you were CEO of Hardees? []

[jruss 0]

I would think i'm to good for simtropolis

What if i came back to simtropolis after being gone for a long period of time and told you i was rich and i'm too good for simtropolis?

[M-SIL 2]

I'll simply tell you, money doesn't make you a better person and order to became a better person to all of us is to donate 1,000 UK pounds to ST.com.

 

What if a 10 flying roach was breathing in your ear while your were asleep?

[DaMaster_architect 0]

I would eat it up

what if EA hacked simtropolis and destroyed it?

[bobinator 0]

I would never buy another game from them.

 

What if simtropolis managed to make it through EA's hack though?

[MrVegetable 2]

I would go HALELUJAH!!!!

 

What if I wasn't a vegetable?

[supersimman 0]

You would be a fruit.

 

What if I had a good avatar.

[bobinator 0]

Then you'd be real cool.

 

What if You could do a double back flip on skis?

[MrVegetable 2]

Then you would say ouch if you landed wrong.

 

What if skis or snowboards didnt exist

[dev 47]

oh well, life goes on...

What if ST 5.0 was lime green and hot pink?

[bobinator 0]

I'm not sure I'd be around very much.

 

What if NDEX and BSC and all the great batters out there disapeared?

[Chris M 406]

No more great BATs would come..

What If Dirk left and Simtropolis never came back...

[your_adress_here 11]

What if Godzilla is acyually lurking around in the manhattan subway system?

[kingofsimcity 5,739]

No one would want to ride the subway anymore.

What if Simtropolis took over EA?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

There would be a new simcity 4 expantion pack from the stuff in the STEX

What if Simcity 5 looked worse than the original simcity, but you still needed a supercomputer to run it?

[jruss 0]

I would go screaming green and pink

what if you were a giant roach?

[bobinator 0]

I would get burned by a kid with a magnafine glass.

What if you were the kid burning the giant roach?

[+Guest]

I would dance with glee

 

what if you were a chicken who slapped a cat silly?

 

[your_adress_here 11]

I would laugh!

What if SC5 cam out tomorrow and costed 100$ (canadian, so I think maybe 80$ american)

[kingofsimcity 5,739]

I would wait until its cheap.

 

What If NDEX came to a party you were going to and suddenly, Robbers came in? (They are armed with AK-47s)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I would scream and run away as fast as I could.

What if everyone here lived in New Chicago or one of the other towns in my CJs?

[jruss 0]

I would be surprise

 

What if i screamed you killed tigna?

[Fairlane500 8]

I'd look at you funny, and blame it on Martha.

What if Pacagoula, Mississippi fell onto your house?

[bobinator 0]

My house would be squashed.

What if everyone in my house escaped?

[Chris M 406]

 I wouldnt care because I don't live there

What if Jruss didnt spam his website ?

[Duke87 1,070]

then there'd be almost no posts there!

What if I didn't make this post?

[your_adress_here 11]

I would be replying to it!

What if Maxis went bankrupt?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

There would be no more sim stuff.

What if you had to swim though a 20 foot long pool full of worms and mud in a bikini?