Chain Reaction!

[mqsim 1]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Superchan 23]

a light missle hit the left engine, and superchad made a left engine out landing at mount comfort.

[jammy 0]

the mountain is very weak and completely falls towards a city with 1 million people living in it

[John94538 0]

The landslide kills half the population and destroys many buildings.

[Rymac91 15]

One of those people was some famous person no one cares about! But because it was a famous person, the media is doing 24 hour converge on this person!

[Superchan 23]

everyone panics, because paris hilton is dead, so they all blame...

[neongamer 3]

Ian Hislop, who told Anne Robinson to...

[Amerikaner 42]

go home and eat some hotdogs, and to take a bath because...

[homeandaway 1]

she stank of sweat - which in her bath was...

[LivingInThePast 364]

...LivingInThePast. She promptly....

[homeandaway 1]

screamed, which...

[Neon612 0]

...caused an earthquake...

[homeandaway 1]

...and caused her to fall down to the boiling core of the earth, and she...

[BurroDiablo 222]

... pulled out an umbrella and floated down onto a Lava-Proof barge comandeered by Orc's. The Orc's then...

[LivingInThePast 364]

...cooked her and saved several prime pieces for leftovers. However, the umbrella....

[homeandaway 1]

...was used to take her peices back up to the brim of the earth and there was..

[LivingInThePast 364]

...a brand new Orange Julius stand. The orcs ordered one and...

[Hanson784 165]

the vendor was out of juice so the orcs....

[homeandaway 1]

...blew it up and...

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

The debris landed in the ocean causing a pretty large wave hutling towards the shore...

[Superchan 23]

but the people put up a temporary sea wall, protecting the shore.

[homeandaway 1]

but failed...and the waters rose, causing the sea wall to collapse and the waves flowing through the city....

[Superchan 23]

then the people installed massive pumps to pump all of the water out of the city.

[LivingInThePast 364]

However, the power was ruined by the floods, and the pumps didn't work, so...

[Superchan 23]

the people started to use buckets to bail the water backout, and they built sandbags to keep water from coming in in the future.

[homeandaway 1]

but failed once again, allowing the water to wipe through-out the city and come out in the ocean on the other side...

[Superchan 23]

so the people built a land fill and built the city above the sea so it would never flood again, EVER.

[LivingInThePast 364]

Unfortunately, the new city had less wealth than before. One day, at a bank....

[Superchan 23]

a guy stole $500, which was all the cities money

[LivingInThePast 364]

Running to a Wal-Mart Supercenter, he bought....