ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Superchan 23]

a: because they are brainwashed by, and because you ate molten plastic

q: why do people hate bush, hes a good president

[SimRabbit 48]

whats rigged anyways

why is Michael Jackson dangerous for the kids??

[topcliff 1]

He feeds us molten plastic.

Which should I go with: Stalletto's or Prada? TopCliff

[Superchan 23]

a: prada

q: why do people hate bush, hes a good president

[joeshmoe 1]

he was a former member of the Advancement of the Evil Duckies party

is that a giant salami??

[topcliff 1]

No, it's the newest member of the law firm Balogna, Prosciutto, and Bacon.

What does it feel like to lick your eyeballs? TopCliff

[IDS2 3,413]

Try it and see!

Why do people think I use IE?

[joeshmoe 1]

bananas dont like the fox on the firefox logo

what does 2 apples+1 banana+1 fart equal?

[topcliff 1]

A smoothie I recommend you don't drink.

Would it be weird ot start kissing my laptop screen for bringing me the joy that is this site even though it caught fire once? TopCliff

[Superchan 23]

a: no, actualy its very populaur

q: what is the best, a Cessna, Piper, Beechcraft, or Mooney.

[SimRabbit 48]

nothing.

What happened in Teravytia

[stereohype 0]

A - Teravytia... that horrible performance art piece I saw in LA two years ago?...

hopefully those held responsible have moved back to Wisconsin.

Q - Hey, wanna buy my duck?

[Flanly 0]

A: No! And I am quite dissipointed in you for asking!

Q: Why cant we live on Mars?

[topcliff 1]

The damn zoning regulations suck.

If I aim a digital camera at the sun and take a picture with flash, will it explode? TopCliff

[Superchan 23]

a: yes, quite violently

q: what happend to united airlines flight 232

[stereohype 0]

A - It's classified, mind your Fox news team.

Q - Will all the fly honnies in da house say "HEY"?

[SimRabbit 48]

if you ask them

why family guy is so funny?

[topcliff 1]

Who doesn't love fat drunk guys and diabolical masterminds with diaper rash?

If a tree falls in the forest, and crushes a mime, does anyone care? TopCliff

[John94538 0]

nope.

why is my avatar a clipboard?

[Superchan 23]

q: because someone told you to make it that

a: what is TCAS

[topcliff 1]

Tapioca C-Killers American Society.

Should I dye my hair pink, blonde, or shave it all and draw a checkers set on my bloody, flaky scalp? TopCliff

[LivingInThePast 364]

I would say randomly pick a color from the Crayola box. Does "Burnt Sienna" say you?

WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!?

[stereohype 0]

A -

[topcliff 1]

Red dye #40.

What's the best way to get these braces out of my mouth without using the magnetic plyers my dad locked away from me? TopCliff

[John94538 0]

Rip 'em off!

Why on Earth are we talking to strangers by posting in this forum?

[LivingInThePast 364]

It's fun!

If you feed your pig pepper, will it be Peppered Bacon once it's dead?

[topcliff 1]

I don't know. Ask a pig farmer or your neighborhood butcher.

If I eat three dice and then a piece of paper with the numbers 19 and 20 on it, will I barf a twenty-sided die? TopCliff

[John94538 0]

No, you'll barf a 23-sided one! (You didn't know 20 + 3 = 23???)

If you drive your car at 85 miles per hour in a 65 mile per hour zone, what happens?

[nousername 0]

You get a speeding ticket, from the CHP!

If 2 subway trains are coming towards each other what happens....

[topcliff 1]

You get off at the next stop, DUH!

Do you people think it's annoying that I write my username with two capital letters at the ned of each post? TopCliff