ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[gggg 9]

then...!!!

hows the mooing cow asked for smokes

[amal81 3]

coz she wanted something to show-off.

why do people prefer than ?

[GingerBlokey 30]

a) The devil has been shown through time as a bringer of bad news but due to recent marketing campaigns by The Devil (UK) Ltd. it has now been portrayed as a young up-and-coming item, however, the Angel is gradually fading out of fashion. Heaven Ltd. have been downscaling their operations due to budgetr cuts from God Corp. In conclusion is more popular than because of budget cuts

q) WHY AM I GINGER!?!

[MsD 0]

A: Because you are.

Q: Why am I D?

[gggg 9]

Couse the M was lounly

who is the Llamas king??

[Goldfish4209 9]

The_Dalai_Llama

Why do birds fly and fishes swim?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Well you just try swimming with wings or flying with fins and tell me!

Q) Why was Billy Joel in love with an Uptown Girl?

[Glenni 1,445]

because the toilet loves you!and it cares for you.order the loving toilet now!

 

 

BTW was that answer stupid enough??

[gggg 9]

yu'p.......

I guess Im asking now.....

why didnt Glenni asked a question

[Goldfish4209 9]

because he did.

 

Why is simtropolis called simtropolis?

[amal81 3]

coz it loves to be called trop.

why are we playing this game?

[gggg 9]

why dont you tell me?

tell me what??

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Salvavo centi dollari sull'assicurazione di macchina!

Q) Sei una donna o un uomo?

[Goldfish4209 9]

A)Pi

Q) Why are Athlons faster than Pentiums?

[gggg 9]

What???    or in Russian - Cho Skazal???

- this is not or be not see him

[your_adress_here 11]

What??? or in french Quoi???

Why is Canada bigger than the USA?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because it owns more land area. However, there are more people in California than in Canada...

 

Q) Why do all the young girls love Alice?

[GDDan 4]

ah... if only i could tell you....

What's in a name?

[amal81 3]

nothing much only A-z of screen name game!!

[gggg 9]

not again......

why is amal orgot the question??

[Duke87 1,070]

Orgot the Question... now there's an interesting name!

Why does the sun shine?

[your_adress_here 11]

Because it's actually a huge lightbulb

Who will inhabit the Moon first; Martians, Humans or space rebels?

[gggg 9]

non of them... my Evil Duckys army will be there first

btw duke: that is forgot...

 

who is next???

[nealos101 20]

I have no idea, should we ask mr. ninja or mr. duck?

In a statement of 1000 words or less, what would happen if cheese became the ruler of the planet Earth?

[your_adress_here 11]

Humanity would eat the cheese and take back was is rightfully ours.

 

What is the difference between an over-weight elefant and a skinny mouse?

[Goldfish4209 9]

They're identical.

 

Why do we have hair? (People with cancer don't respond.(You know what I mean.))

[rustalot42684 0]

to lift princes into towers, of course!

[gggg 9]

what... no question???

 

why is geeks Evil??

 

[amal81 3]

geeks are not evil just misunderstood.

Are u talking to me? I said Are u talking to me?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Since I'm answering your question, yes, I guess I am talking to you.

Q) Have you mastered the art of the ass Xerox?