Picture war!

[hamsterTK 93]

yummmm

Hmm. what can possibly defeat this cute little baby. you wouldnt ever hurt a baby right?

[koffee 0]

Oh man... you are right - can't harm an cute little baby.  I'll just get him a toy doll instead.

 

[Skyfire2275 23]

Until a bigger movie psycho goes after him.

[callagrafx 3]

Hah...Jason's a wimp compared to:

a nice glass of Chianti anyone?

[Fischbob 9]

Joe Who?

[Skyfire2275 23]

Nah, he was easily the loser (ie: short lived government). Along came Pierre Trudeau...

[callagrafx 3]

every politician loves a scandal

[koffee 0]

Especially:

 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How about the genetically modified squirrel of death?

[Skyfire2275 23]

Until the mutant cat came along and made that squirrel into lunch.

lol... I actually started laughing out loud when I saw this one.

[Kippis05 2]

The neighbor cat has other targets on his mind...

[hamsterTK 93]

Here kitty kitty kitty....

[callagrafx 3]

You called?

[koffee 0]

Hmm.  Well, to deal with a cat, we just send in a dog.  But this one is tough.  We need a dog with a lot of experience.  An older dog:

 

Yes... a dog so old that he needs a comb-over.

[Skyfire2275 23]

A real dog can beat that any day, especially this ferocious beast:

[hamsterTK 93]

Like the saying goes, if you cant hang out with the big dogs....

[koffee 0]

Some bones should keep all these dogs busy for a while.

 

[hamsterTK 93]

boom!!

[callagrafx 3]

Not if this man has anything to do with it:

[Shinnie02 17]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him

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[Kippis05 2]

Yeah, Chuck Norris is tough, but can he beat... THIS:

[callagrafx 3]

Only one group can save us now!

[koffee 0]

Surely they will never get to Venus with these guys piloting the spaceship.
 
("Yes they will, and don't call me Shirley.")
 

[hamsterTK 93]

Yeah, they shoulda had these guys fly them instead

[Skyfire2275 23]

That cool and all... until they run into this weirdo/jerk who can screw up anything:

[koffee 0]

[callagrafx 3]

Had to go onto their server to see that one...for escaping inmates, just one man for the job:

What I want out of everyone of you is a hard-target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in the area!

[Skyfire2275 23]

I can't see either of the last two images... These should fix that:

[koffee 0]

Glasses are so old-fashioned.  You need laser surgery.

 

[Ryan B 35]

Fear not!  Chuck Norris is here to save 007.