The Flying Ferry Spaceport.

[astronelson 339]

Basically you have to think up a BAT request that makes no sense whatsoever. Bonus non-existent points if it's less sane than the previous! Even more bonus non-existent points if it's not only insane but someone's actually made it!

To start off...

I want a flying ferry spaceport that employs 1,000,000 sims and reduces pollution by 1,200%, connects to rail and subway, and produces 3,000 Gigawatts.

[BBUUBBBBLLEESS 0]

this sounds good.

I want a nuclear bomb that destroys the entire region, with me just in one city, but, before it blows up, it looks like a giant clown that has the biggest smile on it face, and employs up to 200 sims, kills of 30 years to the average age population, uses 1,000,000 bits of water and electricity, produces toxic waste to a radius of 100 square away, increases crime and fire potential by 210% and to top things off, gives out money of $1,000,000 a month. As well as being counted as dirty industy, so you can jack the industy tax up to 20% for it...

[un1 40]

Thats actually a good idea, well the tax part of it.

I want an imagination. I can't think of anything.

[Larks2242 251]

A tree that creates a radioactive cloud

[Za 164]

Arcologies that house no occupants whatsoever, yet occupy no less than a 20x20 footprint and drain both power and water. Oh yeah... did I mention a monthly cost of

[Korot 6]

Come on everybody, you have to think of something that can't be done! Only Bubless is impossible, though you could make on that destroys your city.

Errm, I want a seaport that hovers 500km up in the air, actually produces a CAP relief per truck, has a capacity of 4294967296, costs 2 trillion to build, and gives you $ 1,000,000,000,000 each month, all while occupying a 300x300 tile footprint.

Regards,

Korot

[astronelson 339]

I never said impossible, merely non-sensical.

I want a giant hat that has no effect on the city whatsoever, except for taking up a lot of space.

[Za 164]

Haha yeah, if you want impossible try a massive, untextured, donut-shaped building that houses 500,000 sims, has jobs for all of them, and acts as a highway. Oh yeah, and have it overhang to the absolute edge of the map (that is to say well into the blue part)

[Korot 6]

That is Untextured as in Transparent? Making such a thing in the reader is possible, getting it to work in game is another story altogether. Having it act as a highway is no problem either, you just transit enable it. Which type do you want? Ground, Elevated or Rural.

I want a building that stretches several miles underground, is growable with a complex construction time, and houses - 15.000 sims.

[Za 164]

Nah, transparent would be overkill But really? Is a highway-enabled residential building possible?

[Vahr 341]

I'd like a HUGE potato. And make it be a huge transit hub with spinny apples. Oh and don't forget the sour cream. And it costs only 12.99!

[BBUUBBBBLLEESS 0]

what do you think of this one then....

I'd like a HUGE bass speaker that plays drum and bass out of the game (with a lot of bass in it, it sounds better loud and bassy) that blows up due to a short cicuit after 150 sim years of having it in the city. It works the same as pressing the destroy city button in god mode, can't be deleted, increases all tax's up to 20% (and you cant change it back) permenetly increases demand for High tech industry, and all $$$ commercial and residentail, costs $50,00,000 to build and $40,000 to keep. Also can deteriote if the population drops below 120,000 and if it deteriotes it ages at twice the normal speed (so a max of 75 years). Stops working if the area it is in has any radiation, is highly polluted or has less than 5,000 bits of electricty. It also stops the production of an AI in the city, as well as destroying any AI that is already there. The area's the AI was in should be made dirrectly into more bass systems, but these ones blow up like a nuclear reactor after 20 years of being there.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

A high-level BAT made by the guy that uploaded a file that was nothing but a picture of a wheel and a coke can.

[Larks2242 251]

A river that becomes a house and burns down