Baldelli Bay-Happy St. Nicks Day

[Norby(ToG) 6]

I love your skyscreapers and seashores, beautiful detaild work. Keep it up. I love it very much.

[crazychickensc12 84]

Emphasis on "hard hit" haha awesome update! Great photo-editing as well overall a good interesting CJ here keep it up bro!!

[bluemoose 223]

*takes concussion test*

*looks at pshycadellic photo posted by kryptonwhite to torture my brain*

*goes to take concussion test once more*

doctor- "what do you see here?

me-antidisestablishmentarianism?

doctor- no, an elephant

me- whats a telephant? Did kanye west steal it from miley cyrus or somethin?

/hypotheticalness

Thanks for messin up my brain!!!!!!!!!!

The Toys are us thing raises an interesting point, will bring it up with my therapist.....

My therapist will need a therapist after dumping all this on 'em......

moose

[ilikehotdogsalot 311]

Since the neurons in my brain are not working after such psychological torture, I can only say one thing...

LOL

[Kryptowhite 9]

buildsolid: O sorry, spend less money on internet and more food. Btw, they get simcity in zimbabwe? haha thanks.

TmiguelT-very nice how much? thanks.

SimHoTToDDy-Well, I dare say that I treasure the fact that you possess the confidence to impart upon me this deep and complex sentiment that you have experienced in this recent fortnight or so.

jacqualina-thanks

SimTiki-Hells Yea. Woonsocket Rocket in my pocket, put it a sock in it, shove it in a locket, stalk blockin christopher walken down the street where i was poppin caps at the 5-0,  sellin crack for dough, drivin sixty-fo escapin the po-po, rep the hood, y'all hate me cuz im black, and i'm back on this track and it's action packed, i bring the punch like the kool-aid man, sippin my drink with a hot pocket, while i watch the bosox and the woonsocket rocket.

Epic freestyle rap.

brb hotpockets and kool-aid.

this reply should be framed and put in the Baldelli Bay hall of fame.

Norby(TOG)-and I love your name for no apparent reason. thanks.

crazychickensc12-thanks brohammer.

GET DUNKED ON BY KRYPTOBITE

bluemoose: Well your there, ask him when i'll stop seeing dead people. thanks.

ilikehotdogsalot: Get Neurological surgery from Ilikenougatalot. thanks.

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A New Approach

In case you haven't noticed, we have a new marketing campagin: "Get Dunked On by Krypto-Bite". This might remain our slogan for a few updates or until Snickers sues me.

The hood. Not to be confused with that thing on the back of your sweatshirt. The main difference is that you don't get shot at when you wear your sweatshirt, unless you live in a society that hates warmth and comfort {Finland, is that you?].

First attempt at snow. I don't like it that much. but it's s'no'w big deal.

Tell me what you think [not about the pun, about these different types of snow-shooping].

The last time I saw so much white in one place was when I was in charge of cutting people off my high school basketball team.

Identical twins. The only way to tell them apart is the one on the top has a birthmark on it's you know what.

The main railroad station along Kennedy Avenue, it services several suburbs in its waterfront location, constructed in...wait, what the hell am I doing. We don't do descriptions here at Baldelli Bay. nothing to read here...move along...

exchange from a recent dinner:

mother: Boston College is a catholic school, I bet that they get extra help from god in their football games.

me: what kind of god watches football games when there are people starving.

mother: well, god needs to let off steam too.

me: yea, thats why he kills people.

*a 20 minute lecture on the importance of respecting religion follows*

Au Revior, don't stay out too late tonight you party animals, personally, instead of going out tonight I lifted weights for 2 hours and updated my CJ. How cool am I? [not very? ]

[buildsolid 4]

ha ha don't worry i live in Australia now, and i never saw SC in zim, maybe thats because i didn't go to the shops that often........great update, as for the photoshopping effects - it nearly burn't my eyes out, never seen something so bright since i looked at myself (BTW i am white, and lived in Africa, but am not albino) Love the "Ghetto" area as well.

[bluemoose 223]

sad new, my therapist dumped me... he said my insurance doesnt cover damage caused by myself.....

The snow photoshopping????

looks like a nucular war

I dont think you should be looking at building's uknowwhats.....that is borderline inappropriate for the forums

[Schulmanator 5,812]

Looking good... you even got a new sponsor:

Available in Hannibal's Delicatessen and other fine food stores in Baldelli Bay.

[Jazzmaster 716]

I read that as get drunk on krypto-bite lol

Great pics though, nice work

[ironicepitome 0]

braaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss

[Kryptowhite 9]

buildsolid-O i thought you were kidding. Your really from Zimbabwe? poor thing [jk]

bluemoose: that arse. Luckily, we don't have nucular wars, since it's pronounced "Nu-cle-ar." Thats right Bush.

Schulmanator: Now come on y'all, you'se makin them readers vomit and what-not before they's gonna comment.

YosHIisland-Get Drunk on Vodka. Thanks.

ironicepitome-"pertaining to the CJ comment of the year-2009".

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Long time no see. Big things be poppin in this CJ. Such as a whopping 4 pictures. Thats 1 less than I usually post, but also 1 more than the number of minutes it takes to pop a bag of popcorn so that all the kernels are popped, and some are partially burned or otherwise completely scorched.

Meant to paste the image URL in the pop up. Instead I accidentally pasted my 800 page history paper. For some reason the preview image changed to a picture of a crap?

Although maybe that would improve this CJ....

The building's roof is lit red, green, and white. Using my conservative logic, this must mean that Obama is trying to establish a fascist society in America like that of Benozar Mussolini in 1940's Italy.

That makes sense? right?

brb FoxNews is on.

No your not drunk. I partially blurred this image. As for the pink elephants you see?....you must be drunk.

Don't drink and drive, unless your a) drag racing [totally legal and acceptable in many undeveloped uninhabited regions of the world] or b) you drive better when your drunk, which is completely legitimate, considering that guy in the movie "beerfest" played beer pong better drunk.

Now quite honestly, this is too much substance abuse reference, so i am going to talk about wholesome stuff, like collecting roadkill.

If you live next to this factory, your son could become the first male swimmer to win 8 gold medals with smoke filled lungs since Michael Phelps.

Thank you for tolerating this,

Go sox tonight.

-KW

[Raysfan16 5]

Dude I heard the Rays are beasting it up on the golf course

[ironicepitome 0]

hahahahaha! nice phelps joke! But im diggin those pix, even if it IS only 4

[buildsolid 4]

Nice update, and please don't post in PINK, unless your not telling us something

..............

because remeber we are all family

[crazychickensc12 84]

Yo Yo y0 Wonderful update again say that factory in the last pic perhaps you could sneeze me a link as to where you got it? or who made it haha! Keep it up can't wait for more!

[TmiguelT 10]

nice update the captions always make me to ROFL ... i like the partial Blur effect there

[chrissc94 1]

You are very funny, great cj too, can't wait until the next update.

[jacqulina 162]

very nice night shots,love what you have done so far my friend,those canals are fantastic

[bluemoose 223]

I was hopin youd catch on to the bush comment!!!!!

Im personally glad that this cj has 20% less talent, because ive been watchin my weight

The pink elephanbts arb abshoulutelyys the bestesht part of dish ubd-brrrp-date

[Larks2242 251]

Great job Krypo city looks really nice

[Kryptowhite 9]

Raysfan-I heard that the Tigers were pretty good at golf too. Btw, what time is your tee time? The sox are gonna play a round today.

ironicepitome-Thank you. Another good joke: Michael Crabtree in a 49ers uni [did I just go there? I believe so].

buildsolid-well that just confuses me, but whats not to love about pink. Girls like guys who write in pink.

crazychickens-*sneeze* jestarr *sneeze* sc4devotion *sneeze*.

TmiguelT-thanks, glad someone appreciates my genius.

chrissc94-danke schon mein freund.

jacky-I have canals? OMG I DO. I pay so little attention to my city sometimes thanks.

bluemoose- if your watching your weight stop getting drunk.

Easier said than done.

Lark- YOU ARE WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE. AND I LET YOU OFF THE HOOK.

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I'm almost out the door so minimal description today. I'll just say that these are random pics i've got sitting around, mostly from non baldelli bay cities that i just fool around in from time to time.

i swear to god that river came smudged like that. I didn't accidentally mess up in photoshoop or anything.

You guys can always stand under my umberella ella ella ey ey ey ey ey ey.

In montana this is called," Urban".

you have no idea how long it took me to get the cursor under this picture.

This concludes the most boring update yet.

[Raysfan16 5]

Profound.

That island looks like something that could be in the game Super Mario Preschool.

[jacqulina 162]

very nice farming my friend

[buildsolid 4]

Nice update

[Kryptowhite 9]

Now come on y'all, that was a poor showing. Don't make me call you out again

As a punishment, you are all fined 5x+ab(1/3c) units of a fruit of your choice. I only accept fresh fruit grown in the states of Deleware and Vermont. No add preservatives please. Good luck finding that.

In the meantime, our first ever update with no photoshopping, no creativity.....just images from the game direct to dvd! I didn't even make a snazzy little folder in my "baldelli bay" directory for this one.

Today we are going to take a Campus Tour of Limbaugh University, one of the most liberal universities in America.

Since we are going to be going to college, obviously we need to get drunk first. So lets stop at this famous sports bar, where superfans are crying because they just watched the Red Sox lose the 1986 world series on instant replay AGAIN for the 506th time. C'mon people, you know how it ends...

Believe in a lie. Like Taylor Swift's VMA.

*The author of this CJ does not condone the viewing of the play Rent and thinks that, quite frankly, a musical about AIDs is the dumbest idea ever*

On the corner of the intersection: The Michael Jackson Memorial Bell Tower. Because somebody had to do it.

This fugly was built in the glory days of Brutalism. Its most popular classes are "Drinking Vodka without passing out 101" and "Introduction to saying."Mother Russia"' so naturally, its class selection and its architecture have led to many communist themed nicknames, such as "The Red Star Building" "Soviet Square" and "Obama".

Low blow? [let it be known that i don't think Obama is a communist, he is actually an "awesome-nist", a new belief system that involves me, Obama, and that blonde girl from Laguana Beach.]

The American Musuem of Natura....err....uhh..."The Main Residence Hall"

Such a beauitful building...Now why the heck are their random unaccessable parking lots in the courtyard.

Contrary to popular believe, you cannot pahk your cah in Baldelli Yahd [admittedly, Baldelli doesn't lend itself well to this joke]

If this were a real university, this building would serve no purpose other than to look cool.

If this were a fictious university, this building would still serve no purpose.

LOOK AT IT. LIKE IT.

In the year three thousand flying tigers invade america and force everyone to pray to a giant bottle of Cat Urine. They establish several "feeding zones" , where humans who do not vote yes on proposition 35 [Legalization of cat urine as a currency] are sent to be eaten freed from sin.

Ahh, the old campus store!

I know, lets by a bunch of crappy gifts that nobody will like!

Do not ask me where that driveway heads, because Sir, I do not know.

Good old maxis university, giving new meaning to the term "safety school". Its like the girl you would ask to prom once all the hot ones rejected you.

This tower is so cool, you think its hot.

How this pertains to an institution where young scholars journey to for higher education and many games of drunken beer pong, I don't know.

Student housing. Not the rowhomes...the dumpsters.

Thank you you've been a great audience.

Next time : The World's Largest Mosiac [compensating?]

P.S. [did you know that means, Postscript? Bet you did[n't].] Why is the text off to the side of the picture, are you discriminating against me because i prefer pictures with 700 pixels wide as opposed to 800 pixels? HOGWASH!

[Raysfan16 5]

Well dude, you certainly have interesting architecture. You've got a mechanical pencil in the first pic, a centuries-old building mixed with 2000's, and a building from Mother Russia!

(In Soviet Russia, CJ updates YOU!)

Do you have some special site where all those cool 'scrapers are?

EDIT- I MADE MY 500th POST IN BALDELLI BAY!!!!

[Schulmanator 5,812]

Nice pix. But, cat urine? Remind me to use the ol' debit card...

[Jazzmaster 716]

"If this was a real university, this building would serve no purpose"

that's great haha. nice update

[N106 10]

Very humorous update! I'm looking forward to the next update. This is an overall awesome CJ.

[buildsolid 4]

Nice update, good to see a nice university area with open spaces and tall buildings