Baldelli Bay-Happy St. Nicks Day

[Kryptowhite 9]

Update 9/24

Replies

Yoshiisland-well actually ice is just as burning as heat so i would advise room temperature water and lots of mosturizer on that burn.

John Kirby-Thanks.

buildsolid-thank god i almost threw up from worrying!

jacqualina-its less work more play. thanks.

quatropette-O, I was aiming more for it to look like Budapest or Sri Lanka maybe. But thanks anyways!  [just kidding new york was sort of an inspiration.]

TmiguelT-The simple explanation being that I opened up the thread before your comment that night so i didn't see it when i updated. Or I forgot. So I will give you two replies.

TmiguelT-Thanks! P.S. your ex-girlfriend sounds pretty ugly.

TampaDevilRaysFan-waazuuuuup brutha?!!11 We can't zoom out just yet because i need to develop some blank spots I added onto the island after i finished. The main building isn't the Aon tower, thats one of the major ones though. And RadicalOne can take criticism better than southerners can take the cold. We beat the ghetto school 58-12 varsity, then they got P'O'd and sent some varsity kids to the JV game and they won by a Touchdown, which is pathetic considering our Jayvee team is all sophomores and theirs was juniors and seniors.

Schulmanator-Don't worry, Helen Keller hasn't seen snow in a while too [out of line joke?] thanks!

hawkeye09-Good, I can sell it to cash4gold.com. thanks.

ironicepitome-All I can say is

Simbourgeois-funny...i just had a quiz on the french revolution and couldn't spell bourgeoisie for my life. thanks

crazychickensc12-yea definetely with rails. in RL you always see those low lying rail bridges in between or next to major bridges, but they are impossible to make in game. Thanks.

parrotti-honestly, most of what i do is preprogrammed filters that come with photoshop. The only things that are really complex are the rain and snow. thanks!

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Update 3

Sorry I couldn't update the last two days, on wednesday i found the cure for cancer and then on thursday i stopped a meteor from hitting earth, but its whatever...

anyways, on to todays update. Todays update will be very different from the first two updates. It will be 5 pictures of my downtown area and a relatively close zoom with tacky photoshopping and loads of corny jokes. Revolutionary, eh?

If your wondering the method to my madness, i took a bunch of pictures last week end and i just take 5 each time i want to update, photoshop them, and save them to a Baldelli Bay folder. I'm starting to run out of good pictures to use so i may take some new ones this weekend. which means more development! The first place we go off the downtown will be an industrial/ghetto area like where yoshi grew up [the hood yo].

The headquarters of the lunesta sleeping pill corporation. Side effects may include insomnia. Do not use this sleeping pill if you have difficulty sleeping as rare but actually somewhat common side effects such as heart attack and organ failiure may occur.

If you noticed, there is a heavy layer of smog in the air. The locals like to call this...chocolate raaaaaaaain.

O yea....thats right, gonna abuse the insert video feature in this CJ.

The lense flare says one thing about a persons character, and that is, that they have none.

Unfortuantly, that crappy farmville thing gets more traffic than my main avenue. Death to farmville! I hope farmville gets hit with Swine Flu.

When I was a little kid, everybody thought I was really cool if I had glow in the dark shoes. So how come women aren't all over me for my glow in the dark buildings?

This picture is dedicated to a friend of mine who is missing.

Last sunday, before the patriots game, my good friend Tom Brady went missing. He was kidnapped and replaced by an imposter who went on to play the worst game of football I've ever seen. We miss you Tom Brady, please come back to the patriots, because the new number 12 isn't very good.

[ironicepitome 0]

As my friends from Kazakhstan would say: Very nice! How much?

[Schulmanator 5,812]

The Farmville Convention & Visitors Bureau has lodged an official protest... their press release indicates you have just earned the Denigrator black ribbon for your feeble efforts to defame them. You lose 1,000,000,000,000,000 coins and experience points. And all of your eggplants will become zombies and attack the killer tomatoes, causing them to mutate into riot. Your forces are no match for the evil killer eggplant parmigiana headed in your direction. Surrender now! Give up to Farmville! Embrace its ubiquitous cyberveggies! Resistance is futile!!!

[TmiguelT 10]

Lmao !! What a great Update !! Loving not the buildings but the captions ... You should try to be a comedian

[Raysfan16 5]

Hey Jamal. How can you beat the ghetto school by that much? You suburbian kids are supposed to be snobby and rich and get pummeled by the ghetto guys.

As for the city, I think women aren't all over you for a good reason, and glow in the dark biuldings won't help dude.

I see lots of urban renewal structures, but there's no freeway. What the heck man?

[Djohaal 121]

I'm still thinking...

[jacqulina 162]

lol i know what you mean my friend,wonderfull work your doing here

[buildsolid 4]

Wonderful downtown area, as for the jokes???? where were they???? ha ha anyway, great update

[Kryptowhite 9]

fun day planned...lets start with a teaser:

[Kryptowhite 9]

Funny how I post something serious in my CJ and then we get no comments haha.

Well anyways, first off, replies to yesterdays [or was it friday's] update.

ironicepitome: I already told you. 5000 yen and two of your finest livestock.

Schulmanator: NEVER!

TmiguelT: I am. You may have heard of me my name is Dane Cook. Or Jeff Dunham if you prefer.

Raysfan: Because, Hitler invented the freeway, so i am making a statement on human rights. And also because the island itself has no freeways, but several of the avenues turn into highways right before they turn into bridges leading off the island.

Djohaal: Epic.

Jacky: thanks

buildsolid: did you purchase the 3d glasses from participating retailers? thats the only way you can see them.

Kryptowhite: sup gorgeous wanna dance?

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BBQ: Baldelli Bay Quiz: First Edition

Originally, we were going to have a barbeque, but somebody [i blame schulmanator and his eggplant zombies] drank the BBQ sauce and ate all the ribs. So instead, we are going to have an indoors BBQ. Thats right. A Baldelli Bay Quiz.

Heres how it works. 5 Questions about this CJ and its handsome authors. Arranged by difficulty, with #1 worth 1 point, #2 worth 2 points, etc.

At the end I will post an image with some extra questions worth 1 point each.

Whoever gets the most points wins a valuable* prize. PLEASE SHOW YOUR WORK! NO CALCULATORS!

*offer only available in state of Montana and the nation of Uzbekistan. Prize value is equivalent to .03 Yen or negative 50 cents USD. All applications must be older than age 18[0] to enter.

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1. If Kryptowhite could hide one facebook application, which one would he choose?

2. What famous musician approves of this CJ?

3. What company resides in the tallest tower in Baldelli Bay?

4. Which program was used to make the banner in post number 1?

5. Why is this CJ named Baldelli Bay. Explain the reasoning behind both words. Hint: The Bay has nothing to do with a body of water.

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Image Questions: 2 points each

6. Aside from using the dodge tool to lighten up a few facades, how else did Kryptowhite photoshop this picture?

7. Who BATted the building on the upper right corner of this avenue intersection (green slanted roof, brick facade, multiple awnings, 2x2 lot) [1 point] and which exchanges can it be found on? [1 point]

[Raysfan16 5]

1. FarmVille

2. Kanye West (even though he shouldnt qualify as a musician)

3. Lunesta Sleeping pill corp.

4. Adobe Photoshop (if i were to guess which version, I would say either CS3 or 7)

5. Rocco Baldelli, Jason Bay.

6. Jamal artificaially added pedestrians and painted that truck light green.

7. Jamal BATted it, and it is on the STEX.

Oh, and I need to show my work, huh? Here it is:

[Jazzmaster 716]

1.) MafiaWars

2.) Kanye West

3.) Rockafella Records

4.) Photoshoopdawhoop

5.) Because...

Is Tottaly Shocked That the Bengeals Beat the Dumbarse PittsBurgh Steelers WHO DEY PPL WHO DEY STINK BIG BIG BIG TIME PitsBurgh Steelers Woot Woot and EAT IT ppl At WOrk who thought That The Bengals Was Going to Losse Because I am Laughting at you...r Face and your Stupidity For Thinking that the Bengals was going to lose BOYA PPL

6.) There is not enough information to answer this question

7.) Kryptowhite, STEX

Also I can't show my work...there is an ELEPHANT in the way.

[buildsolid 4]

Originally posted by: Kryptowhite

Funny how I post something serious in my CJ and then we get no comments haha.

buildsolid: did you purchase the 3d glasses from participating retailers? thats the only way you can see them.quote>

No, was i supposed too? I have the 3d glasses from the movies, do those count?

as for the first line, its like peanut saying the world is going to end. No one will take it seriously.

Now for the questions:

1. As person above

2. As person above

3. As person above

4. As person above

5. As person above

6. As person above

7. As person above

workings:

Quite clearly i cheated and used the above persons answers, so give me full marks, so that I WIN!!!!!

[ironicepitome 0]

make it 3500, one livestock, and ill let you use my sister

[jacqulina 162]

beautifull teaser there my friend

[Kryptowhite 9]

Our winner is:

*drumroll*

*bass line*

*Keyboard Solo*

RAYSFAN16!

with an overwhelming score of 63%. Where I come from, we have a one letter word called F that describes that. You all fail. Miserably.

if you wondering, the correct answers were:

1. Farmville

2. Kayne West

3. Lunesta Sleeping Pills

4. 3ds Max

5. Rocco Baldelli and Jason Bay are Boston Red Sox players.

6. Two cars were photoshooped.

7. By me, was not available on any exchange until tonight.

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As a prize to Raysfan, I will

a) upload that mediocre BAT to the STEX.

b) Not remind him that the rays sucked this year.

c) Not remind him that the red sox are going to the playoffs this year.

d) Not remind him that the future is pretty bleak for the rays.

e) Give him a pat on the back. Good job buddy!

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Replies!

Raysfan- Excellent work! Whoever your teacher was last year in Baldelli I CP1 was an excellent teacher.

Yoshiisland-Get the elephant...and travis...a room.

buildsolid- Is a mexican an american? of course not. Cheating is unacceptable. Sorry, but you are expelled. From this university.

ironicepitome-fair enough, however, your sister is clearly not worth 1500 yen and one livestock.

Jacky-thanks

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Its a wonderful day to go golfing eh?

Be sure to hold the club especially high during your backswing. Preferably if your username pertains to a video game of a japanese turtle whose name rhymes with Broshi.

And yes, lightning DOES mean that our outdoor adventure team club meeting is canceled. sorry guys. O well, i think i was the only member anyways.

So this is all i've got for you, I know, after you get over the "holy crap its lightning" effect, this update was worse than a Nicholas Cage film. Or dare I say, House of Wax.

Not that bad.

Yet.

Peace be with you, go with christ brohammers.

Shameless advertising plug for the site that made this GIF: http://gickr.com/ready/9443261e-1968-c9b4-b15f-0013e1259503

[Djohaal 121]

I'm still thinking some more....

[ironicepitome 0]

Hmmmmm, I think I'll go golfing!

[Sim shady 12]

Lol I am glad I followed the link in your sig to this city journal. Great humor, I especially like your slim/sim shady reference

I will definitely have to drop by here from time to time for more laughs.

[jacqulina 162]

fantastic effects there my friend

[buildsolid 4]

Nice day for a walk in the park I think, or how about going to the top of the tallest skyscrapers for a beautiful view?

[TmiguelT 10]

Great teaser and i will go golfing if you go with me and you are wearing a metal Suit

[N106 10]

This CJ is very amusing. Here is my opinion on the cj...

dude...ths cj is nyce it maks me lol cant wayt for nxt update

I hope you get the joke...

[Raysfan16 5]

Wow. Future is kinda bleak? I don't think you realize that we've had one of the top minor league systems for the last 5 years. Kaz is gone, so in comes Davis and Hellickson. BJ Upton has yet to play a full, healthy season. Crawford, with the exception of injury-filled 08, has improved steadily each year. Navarro still has one of the top arms in the bigs. Our rotation is the best one money can't buy. Our bullpen...uh....uh.....Balfour can hit 94 on the radar gun.

And don't give me a pat on the back. The only thing less manly is a bear hug.

Glad to see I've won.

[Kryptowhite 9]

Djohaal: Fair Enough. Take your time.

Ironicepitome: Splendid!

Sim Shady: Hi [my name is] thanks for visiting. Please make sure you don't hit the scoreboard with your comments. 

Jacky: thanks

buildsolid: Yea I heard getting struck by lightning is the new trend. Does it have a facebook page yet?

TmiguelT: well, my muscles are made of steel so that won't be difficult.

N106: actually i don't understand the joke. I sent it to my team of swiss scientists for reeveluation and we will find out what it means soon. Stay tuned! thanks

Raysfan: O you don't want Pat on your back? we can maybe get Zach or Dave to go on your back...

Anyways, your future sounds all pretty and fluffy until you realize that the rays can't afford to keep at least 75% of their major players/prospects past 3 years....

Of course, who am I to talk, I haven't watched a sox game in about a month...too busy for baseball....although every night when i check the score they are down like 12-0 yet they clinched the wildcard somehow...

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Update

When I get tired my sense of humor declines. So i hate you all and go die. See, I told you. I get grumpy.

So tonight I have 3 pics and a Gif. One of the pics is utter crap nonsense. Let ye be warned. Tread carefully.

This city is emptier than the collective stomach of Zimbabwe's youth. Either I have a really good subway system, or people got tired of driving all the Trabants.

If toy's are us....are we toys?

But how do we know we a real...

And if we aren't real, are toys not real too?

And how can toys be us if neither of us is real?

ouch...my brain...

I garuntee if you took a concussion base-line test, then looked at this picture, and took a concussion test again, you would be diagnosed with a concussion. As if I didn't already hurt your brain enough.

[simcity rots your brain?]

By this point, you should be sick and tired of Kayne West being all over my CJ.

P.S. if your tired of Kayne, Chris Brown/Rihanna is going to be our next "hard hit" pop culture joke.

[buildsolid 4]

Originally posted by: Kryptowhite

buildsolid: Yea I heard getting struck by lightning is the new trend. Does it have a facebook page yet?quote>

Donno they prob have, will go cheak to see if they do

All i could find is "Not being struck by lightning" - Well thats not fun.

This city is emptier than the collective stomach of Zimbabwe's youth. quote>

HEY...........careful what you say about us, and yes my stomach is empty, time for breakfast

Nice update BTW, and can't wait for the next update

[TmiguelT 10]

LMFAO!!!! Epic Update so far ... and now i'm gonna go and listen to some Rock-a-fella albums ...

[SimHoTToDDy 2,939]

May I share a sentiment that has been smoldering in my subconscious for hours? One that oozes sophistication and maturity which cannot be surpassed? Well, excuse me if I don't wait for your permission, I feel it is far too important to let alone in my mind for too much longer... *ahem*

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"LOL"

Intellectually yours,

-Todd

[jacqulina 162]

wonderfull work my friend,fantastic detail

[SimTiki 4]

please tell me you named your city after Rocco Baldelli, the Woonsockett Rocket