I'd rather...

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be skinned alive, then die in a plane crash.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather die in a plane crash than drown.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather drown than be disassembled alive

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be disassemble alive, than drown in a plane crash.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather drown in a plane crash than fall into Jupiter.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather fall into Jupiter then Pluto.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather fall into Pluto than go off a bridge in a burning car only to drown in the water.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather go off a bridge in a burning car only to drown in the water then miss the water, and burn to death.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather burn to death (Fire s' my element) Than beeing tortured to death in the mid ages....

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be tortured to death in the middle ages than tortured and kept alive.

[Roger51 381]

I'd rather be tortured and kept alive than be eaten alive by piranhas

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather be eaten by piranhias when alive, than beeing Lady Gaga

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be Lady Gaga, then, ehrm, you?

[gio10469 24]

I'd rather be Skimbo than get hit by a parked car.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be hit by a car then a truck.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be hit by a truck, then by a cruise ship at full speed.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather be hit by a cruise ship at full speed (a tiny little chanche to survive) than beeing hitten by 2000 bullets (not really a chanche to survive)

[gio10469 24]

I'd rather be hit by 2000 bullets than die like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather die like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface then be eaten by a shark.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather be eaten by a shark than by a rat.

[SounderBruce 173]

I'd rather be eaten by a giant rubber ducky than a rat.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be eaten by a rat, than not understanding the game.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather not understand the game than mess up another game.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather mess up another game then lose it.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather lose a game, then lose my life.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I'd rather lose my life than lose my mind.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather lose my mind then my body.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather loose my body, then float around in space, without a spacesuit.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather float around space without a space suit, than have my brains sucked out with a straw.

[biloxisean 0]

I'd rather have my brains sucked out with a straw, than be in a position where I have to suck a brain through a straw for nourishment.