I'd rather...

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather contract Ebola virus then have to listen to Axl Rose sing live (nowadays)

[lutari12 0]

I'd rather listen to Axl Rose sing live (nowadays) than sit on nails

[un1 41]

I'd rather sit on nails than go to an abandoned area of Detroit alone.

[nerdly_dood 26]

I'd rather go to an abandoned area of Detroit alone than to go the mountains of the Swat Valley alone. (That's a very dangerous region in Afghanistan that's been dangerous for at least 160 years.)

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather go to the mountains of the Swat Valley alone than annoy Swat-Medic

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather go to Swat Valley then Baghdad.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather go to Baghdad, then living in the wilderness of the Amazon.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather live in the wilderness of the Amazon than see the wilderness of the Amazon destroyed.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather see the Amazon get destroyed then get bitten by a black widow.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather get bitten by a black widow than have broken glass in my underwear.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather have broken glass in my underwear than sit on a rusty nail.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather sit on a rusty nail then swim in a pond of sulfuric acid.

[un1 41]

I'd rather swim in a pond of sulfuric acid than be the last person on Earth.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be the last person on Earth than be trapped in a room for the rest of my life with my worst enemy.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be trapped in a room for the rest of my life with my worst enemy then be trapped in a room with a psycho killer.

[Deathtoall 28]

I'd rather be trapped in a room with the director of Psycho then be in a room at the Bates Motel.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be in a room at the Bates Motel than in jail.

[un1 41]

I'd rather be in jail than be hit by a train.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be hit by a train then beheaded by a terriost.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be beheaded by a terrorist than not expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather not expect the Spanish Inquisition than be locked in a room alone with a clown.

I hate clowns.

[Larks2242 251]

I would rather be locked in a room with a clown then with Mel Gibson.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be locked in a room with Mel Gibson than have to ride a bike across a tightrope above Niagara Falls.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather ride a bike across a tightrope above Niagara Falls than go over the Falls in a barrel.

[Deathtoall 28]

I'd rather go over the falls in a barrel then listen to a minute of Celine Dion.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather listen to a minute of Celine Dion that that piece of junk named Lady Gaga.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather listen to Lady Gaga than listen to Hannah Montana.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather listen to Hannah Monaana than... Hmm, can't think of anything... Well, this should do: be shot into the sun.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be shot into the sun then pluto

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be shot into Pluto than be shot into Venus.