I'd rather...

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather get into a smiting contest with God than get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather get into a smiting contest with God than failing to DO A BARREL ROLL!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face while failing to do a barrel roll than screw up the game.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Oh I would rather screw up the game than let hamish catch me screwing up the game.

[astronelson 339]

I would rather let hamish catch me screwing up the game than have mankind not go back to the moon.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I would rather have mankind not go back to the moon than have China go to the moon.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather have China go to the moon than get my arm caught in a printing press.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather get my hand caught in a printing press then watch a Disney Movie.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather watch a Disney Movie than watch a Robert Redford movie.

[lutari12 0]

I would rather watch a Robert Redford movie than go to school.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather go to school then fill my mouth with thumbtacks and nails and bite down.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather do what Hamish said than go out on a date with Rosie O'Donell. Brrr...

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather go on a date with Rosie O'Donell than watch Friends every day for the rest of my life.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather watch Friends every day for the rest of my life than watch reality TV for an hour.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I would rather watch reality TV for an hour than be lowered slowly into a pool of lava. And that's about the only thing worse than "reality" TV.

[Chptrk 86]

I would rather be lowered slowly into a pool of lava then listen to that lady from The Nanny speak

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather listen to that lady from the Nanny speak than have to reinstall my entire Plugins folder again.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather have to reinstall my entire Plugins folder again than have to rub salt in my wounds.

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather rub salt in my wounds then be stuck in a room listening to the Safty Dance for 2 monthes

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather be stuck in a room listening to the Safty Dance for 2 month(es) than gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty screwdriver.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty screwdriver than have an eagle eat my liver during the day, then have it regenerate at night, and have the entire process repeated ad infinitum a la Prometheus.

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather have an eagle eat my liver during the day, then have it regenerate at night, and have the entire process repeated ad infinitum a la Prometheus then fall down the stairs and break my face

[lutari12 0]

I would rather fall down the stairs and break my face than suffer the indignity of being told not to move by a stupid halo 3 *****

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather suffer the indignity of being told not to move by a stupid halo 3 ***** than watch my male friend do pilates naked.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather watch my male friend do pilates naked than watch my 600 pound female neighbor do the same.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather watch my 600lb female neighbour do the same than get slain by an angry hobbit with a dagger.

[Chptrk 86]

Id rather get slain by an angry hobbit with a dagger then get slain by a drunk hobbit with a spatula.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather get slain by a drunk hobbit with a spatula than get slain by a drunk hobbit with a bottle of diet coke & mentos.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I'd rather get slain by a drunk hobbit with a bottle of diet coke & mentos than lose my hard drive to an internal meltdown of my computer.

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather lose my hard drive to an internal meltdown of my computer then have someone hit me on the back of the head with a brick, riverdance on my head, and then run away with my wallet.