CONSPIRACIES!

[Joetropian1 1]

Very simple: make up a reason to think a conspiracy in whereever is doing something evil or something or maybe fighting another conspiracy.

This should be interesting...

I clicked on 'The Avatar Above Me' and wanted to post, but lo and behold: like, five pages of nothing! I was dazed by the matter so I went off to find some paranoid guy who'd believe me. I found _____ ____________. They told me all about...

The next poster will post a ridiiculous answer and do another reason for a conspiracy.

Have Fun!

JT1

[crazyyaya 4]

I think this thread was set up by the government to find out our theories and allow them to cover their tracks.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Originally posted by: crazyyaya I think this thread was set up by the government to find out our theories and allow them to cover their tracks.quote>

 

That was my first idea, too...but in truth, it's so they can track us down and silence us...

[Joetropian1 1]

but what they don't know we know is ST is actually created to make us uncover their theory so while we're unraveling it, they bring out plan B and we all go missing...

JT1

[Joetropian1 1]

except for the people who posted in this thread because I mailed out invisibility shields to you all. Unfortunately...

JT1

[Hahayoudied 3]

I bribed the mailing company to send the shields (with the return address) to the government. I wonder what will happen next.

[Trainmaster423 0]

American public school lunches have some sort of stupid juice in them.

[Callbat 8]

American public school lunches have some sort of stupid juice in them.quote>

What's even scarier is that isn't surprising!

Britain will secretley build up it's arsenal of WMD's and quickly attack and completely destroy all U.S. military assets, and issue an ultimatum: If the U.S. attempts to make some sort of retaliation it will result in Britain annihilating the U.S.'s urban population. Britain will reconquer the rest of the world shortly thereafter, Mwahaha!

What's scary about that is that though I'm British, as of 3 years ago I'm part of the U.S. urban population

boy I have some imagination don't I?

[mightygoose 92]

your imagination is infact the result of some secret government gene manipulation trials that have been erased from your parents memory and replaced with memories of your mothers pregnancy when in fact you aged to your current state in under 4 months.

[Joetropian1 1]

The Somalian guerrillas will attack gorillas so they can stop Planet of the Apes from happening but they are captured and sent to Japan...

JT1

[hamsterTK 93]

everything in the Universe is a massive trans-dimensional simulation run by aliens to preserve sentient conciousness after the heat death of the physical universe. We are all here because we have a gift, we play Simcity, and while we don't know it yet, the game is in fact the front end for the simulation's inner workings. Right now there is suffering in the world because the universal simulation was hacked by evil. But we can change that.

I always take everything too far, don't I?

[neongamer 3]

No you don't, because I'v always thought that those little midges you get on hot days are massing. Everytime you see a small swarm around your head in the Summer, they're really feeding off your heat and building up an army, like the parasites.

Get real...

[Joetropian1 1]

But worst of all they are building a clone machine to double Americas army and then take over their minds and send them rampaging over the Earth. Hehehe.

JT1

[Ferrariguy1000 43]

I think that Dawn (the girl on my avatar) is a modern day General of the Army.

[vailo 13]

The government's school's "heatlh" programs are actually front lines for giant companies such as Nabisco, who's only intent is making money, selling sugary snacks to get kids hooked on to their "healtier foods", which are actually more unhealthy due to the artificial ingredients they put in it because they don't care about the children's health.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I finally discovered why the government is spiking public school lunches with their diabolical stupid juice! They are trying to amass an army of zombie-like drone slaves to destroy Great Britain's military assets before the Queen can order America's extensive defensive and offensive arsenal. Then, we will take over the remainder of the world as described by our "Manifest Destiny." Luckily, anyone who was not fed the stupid juice during the first 15 years of their life is immune to its effects.

[sakarr 1]

President Bush is a Chinese plant to slowly destroy our country so they can have an easier time taking over the world. They are having him rack up huge debts so they can slowly purchase our country until they decide to one day anounce they have bought everything and we are theirs...

[Mother of Invention 23]

Originally posted by: vailo

The government's school's "heatlh" programs are actually front lines for giant companies such as Nabisco, who's only intent is making money, selling sugary snacks to get kids hooked on to their "healtier foods", which are actually more unhealthy due to the artificial ingredients they put in it because they don't care about the children's health.

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Conspiracy? That's a known fact