Why should the person above you be banned?

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned because you previously said Mr Saturn isn't adorable, which you'd be wrong at.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned because I haven't seen you here before

Also,remember the 2 post rule as it is strictly enforced.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned because I am going to miss your hahaha avatar. :P

[NielsC007 499]

Banned for using the same smiley twice.

[timmie 988]

Banned for not knowing it is an unwritten rule on Simtropolis to use that smiley two times when you post. Or is it? :p

[metarvo 711]

Banned for quoting unwritten rules.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned because we are now strictly enforcing the "Insert two smileys if using tongue emoticon rule". :P :P

[B.C builder 291]

Banned for enforcing a rule :p :p

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned because your avatar is highly questionable.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned for breaking the combo of the emoticon rule! (And it's now changed to 10 emoticons in a row rule! :P :P :P :P :P)

[timmie 988]

Banned because 10 is ridiculously little! 20 emoticons it is from now on!

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Banned because this is my 300th post

[B.C builder 291]

Banned because you have more posts than me 

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned because I can't get past 20 anymore!!!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned for exponentially using " ". Remember to tolerate :P

[metarvo 711]

Banned because it should be " :P ," not "    :P ."  You have to use these things properly, you know.

[stlsuburb 2]

Banned for correcting people about emoticons!  

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for using non-ST standard smilies.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned because this is better than the emoticon: 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned because I dare you to make one post without emoticons

[Sloonei 25]

Banned for crashing my roflcopter into Geometry's car..

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Banned for illegally owning a roflcopter

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned for not owning a ROFLcopter, legally or illegally.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned for owning a "ROFLCopter"

[metarvo 711]

Banned for being offline.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Banned because I still have the installer of the old NAM 30, RHW 5 and NWM 2. (But I'm currently running NAM 31.2, of course! )

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for complaining about having old installers instead of just deleting them.

[B.C builder 291]

Banned for wearing a sombrero

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for wearing a bear suit.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned for colour.