The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[rct3twins 14]

the zombies of the mob pops up and takes down Mr. Monorail Man and eats his flesh, then...

[Crysis 0]

crysis takes out his gun and kills the zombies.

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Raritan comes back from his 5 day nap to find that everybody is outside. He runs out to join them but...

[rct3twins 14]

The wall around the lunchroom was 2.5 miles tall. Raritan gets a chainsaw and we 'll come back to him soon. Now let's go live to crysis shooting the zombie mob. The zombies, bullet resistant, is undamaged anyhow. Then rct3twins's zombie comes around. He takes out one of those rayguns you see on star wars , no this is a BFG. Anyway. rct uses his BFG and kills crysis. Burn. Yep. Then raritan finished cutting a hole in the wall. By then the mob decides to go rob a bank instead...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Sudenly, a group of KKK thought we aren't white and begin to open fire at us with their guns. Hahayoudied, was knocked out when everyone was killed. When he saw all the zombies, he...

[pilotdaryl 25]

threw a time-travelling capsule to Pilotdaryl, who went back in time to reverse the deaths.  And so he took out his blaster pistol and started firing laser bolts at the enemies while everybody else...

[Raritan Express 0]

... including Raritan met up at the Simtrop HQ train station just in time to catch the 4:12 local out of town. They arrive at the end of the line but...

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...they realise that the line is so long it'll take YEARS to get to the front! So, they cut in front, pushing and shoving people as they went to find...

[Hahayoudied 3]

That the the train has left. After Hahayoudied killed the group of KKK members, the groupcame back alive and he tried to kill them with his instant death cookie launcher, but the KKK members won't die. Haha screamed and ran for his life as the undead KKK members struggled to catch up and kill hahayoudied.

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but then nihonkaranws appeared, swooping out of the sky at breakneck pace. He scooped up Hahayoudied, and dropped him into the train's pillow car, only to realize that he was about to be hit by a...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...pillow.  A terrorist had been hiding in the train the whole time.  So hahayoudied dodges the pillow, grabs another pillow and then...

[rct3twins 14]

finds the terrorist and starts a pillow fight with him. soon everyone joins in...

[Trainmaster423 0]

and eventually the world's biggest pillow fight ensues. Things begin to turn violent and people put hard stuff in the pillow cases and everyone but me and Dirk is dead. Then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...everybody in the lunchroom mob suddenly stops fighting and mourns Dirk for a minute or two.  When the mourning is finish, some of them realize that they are all dead.  All but three of the whole lunchroom mob is dead!  But Pilotdaryl (who is alive) has his life machine (that he invented during the mourning), he brought everybody (and Dirk) back to life.  The pillow fight rages on...

[rct3twins 14]

as pilotdaryl invents a pillow launcher. He shoots a big mass of pillows at a random person's face. Soon, the room is filled with pillows. The mob decides to sell the pillows...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

when suddenly all the pillows vanish in a flash of light. A hologram of Lauren Ahrns holding a pile launcher appears in the middle of the room, and she begins firing pies at everyone, who soon realize that while Lauren Ahrns is a hologram, the pile launched and the pies it launches are real, and the room is soon covered in a pie-based mess, and because of all the mess, no one notices that the Lauren Ahrns hologram is no longer there and the pie launcher is sitting on a table. Then then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

pilotdaryl, whose pillows did not disappear, started firing pillows at Leech10.  rct3twins tries to desperately find another pillow train, wanting to restart the pillow fight really badly.  Suddenly...

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The old lunchlady with that super-distracting ear and nose hair comes out to serve lunch, but she wasn't wearing a hairnet, and...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied ordered 5 truck loads of pillows to be sent to the lunchroom and he called the World record book company to send some staff to take pictures of the world's largest pillow fight. The trucks showed up, but the pillow company accidently send 50 truck loads of pillows. Suddenly..

[Raritan Express 0]

everybody was swimming in a room of pillows. Raritan figure out that the best way to move was by flying. So he made a jet pack which started a large fire in the lunchroom. Somebody called the fire department but...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

the heat from the fire caused the pie launcher to explode, covering most of the tri-state area with various types of pie. When the fire department arrived, they saw...

[pilotdaryl 25]

a sticky, gooey mess from the pie launcher.  The whole lunchroom was covered in feathers and pie.  The fire was contained in a corner.  While a few people fought the fire, another large number of people were fighting against each other with pillows...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Then someone accidently hit the fire alarm while smacking Hahayoudied with a pillow covered with mashed pies. Everyone in the lunchroom was drenched with water coming from the sprinkers. Then world record book company staffs finally showed up, but...

[Raritan Express 0]

though they went to the "Most Complex Movie Scene" record attempt. They began taking pictures and then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

suddenly a part of the lunchroom roof was torn off, revealing the pillows and the lunchroom mob to a UFO! What was now an IFO started firing a green laser beam that set the pillows on fire. But...

[rct3twins 14]

The pillows begin to turn into giant mutant pillow zombies, and begins a rampage to the city, destroying everything in its way. The alien take pictures for the "Omicron Persei VII World Records" for "Most pillow zombies made". Then the Star Wars music begins to play...

[Trainmaster423 0]

and the entire band jumped out of the band box and started hitting everyone with their instruments. Then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

pilotdaryl grabbed a trombone and started playing the Star Wars theme along with the band.  He also hit some aliens firing green laser bolts with his trombone.  After noticing the lunchroom on rct3twins' sig though, he spits out the trombone and...

[rct3twins 14]

The trombone turns into a clarinet then crumbles into powder. Then hahayoudied stepped on the powder and turned into a clarinet. Using his superior soundwave attacking skills, he hits the group of aliens for 53 damage. Then the aliens hit back, doing 203 damage. CRITICAL HIT! Haha is defeated, then Pilotdaryl steps up and...

Below is not part of the story but:

This is happening: "Everybody knows what happened to the old Simtropolis Lunchroom game.  Quite simply, everybody just forgot about it. "

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with the help of Raritan, defeat the aliens but anothe rgroup arrives in their...