The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[Hahayoudied 3]

and it turns out that hahayoudied was a robot. The the real Hahayoudied came into the lunchroom, wondering what was going on. Then the salisbury steak launcher self destructed and covered hahayoudied with black soot. He then cleaned his face, but...

[Raritan Express 0]

rct2twins appears with the salisbury steak launcher v1.1, however, he forgets to put in the device that absorbs the recoil and when he shoots at the real Hahayoudied, he gets blown through the wall and onto the street, where...

[rct3twins 14]

He falls into the sewer. 5 minutes later, rct3twins cames back from the sewer and with a new random object food launcher after the steak launcher didn't work. The new launcher, abbreviated ROFL 0.1, and tested it on pilotdaryl. At 3 times the light speed, a chocolate pudding glob immediately comes after pilotdaryl, buy he dodges it, thus making the blob hit Raritan instead. Raritan, not knowing who fired the blob of chocolate at him, wiped it off his face and threw it at...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...rct3twins, who managed to dodge the chocolate blob.  The blob ended up hitting a bookshelf, sending piles of books tumbling down onto the_real_simmer_3.  Pilotdaryl, still angry that rct3twins fired a chocolate blob at him, takes out his TRX-1139 meat launcher, and starts firing rounds of meat at rct3twins...

[Raritan Express 0]

... while Hahayoudied quietly walks accross the street to the Simtropolis Bakery (run by him) and grabs the first thing he sees, a strawberry shortcake. he sneaks back in but the_real_simmer_3 pshes the bookshelf back up infront of the door, sending the cake into Hahayoudied's face. Everybody laughs and pilotdaryl is temporarily distracted from shooting rct3twins and...

[Hahayoudied 3]

A company wants to destory the lunchroom and build a giant factory on it. When everyone refuse to let the company to destory to the lunchroom, they came back with a group of 27 lawyers. The lawyers said that the lunchroom is useless and it is on the incorrect zoned area. Then they said that they have court orders and the orders said the lunchroom will be bulldozed in a week. Everyone in the lunchroom...

[pilotdaryl 25]

starts constructing heaps of weird weapons, while those who already had weapons (such as Pilotdaryl and Hahayoudied) started firing them.  Pilotdaryl rolled behind a table then fired rounds and rounds of meat at the lawyers.  The businessmen...

[rct3twins 14]

simply had no defense at all. One down, 9 hundred and ninety 9 to go. Pilotdaryl thought. Rct3twins upgraded his weapon, the ROFL, to version 0.5 which basically turns the food thrown to be mostly, but not limited to cakes, ice cream, chocolate, pudding, and caesar salad. He fired chili at a group of lawyers discussing random things. Some burned to death and other turned into mutants. Also one turned into Peter Griffin. Then...

[Raritan Express 0]

Raritan creates his Graphite Launcher v1.5 which is more powerful and concentrated than the Graphite bombs he had been using. He fires it at the lawyers' electtronic devices so theye can't call for help or backup. They realize they are trapped and start to grab random pieces of food...

[pilotdaryl 25]

and throw them at the people.  While the fight enrages on Pilotdaryl is busy tweaking and upgrading his gun.  When the Delta-1140 gun is finished, he starts firing (cooked) meat at the lawyers and government agents.  As Pilotdaryl rejoins the battle...

[Raritan Express 0]

Raritan ducks into a small closet to upgrade his Graphite Launcher to v2.1 which includes faster loading and rate of fire. Raritan comes out of the closet and starts shooting, however...

[Hahayoudied 3]

A another group of lawyers came into  the lunchroom to file a lawsuit for launching food at people. The the company bribled the police to attack us. Then, the giant roach that been living Hahayoudied's bakery and the roach already killed a insect control person. When everyone saw the giant roach, they...

[pilotdaryl 25]

all started running to the roach with injection needles for some unknown reason.  Meanwhile, pilotdaryl...

[Raritan Express 0]

startts shotting his Delta-1140 gun at the police while they called another insect control person. Raritan starts shotting at the giant roach and...

[Nienaber 0]

then everyone died

THE END

[pilotdaryl 25]

Pilotdaryl woke up and realized that everybody was dead.  "Aww, and the battle was only starting to get interesting."  So he built a time machine and went back and shot Raritan.  The gun was thrown out of his hand, and pilotdaryl grabbed a thermal detonator, stuck it to it, and ducked down.  Now that the gun was destroyed, everybody would not die.

THE... NEW BEGINNING

So pilotdaryl...

[Raritan Express 0]

decided to destroy rct3twin's gun as well. He used the same procedure until he realised that the gun would resist the extremely high temperatures and wouldn't be destroyed because it was designed to be used with high temperature gunpowder caps. Raritan comes out of his coma and sees that the lawyers and the roach are dead and declares victory for the Simtropolis Lunchroom Mob, but

[rct3twins 14]

then the time machine goes awry, bringing thousands of WW2 troops in the lunchroom. The troops thought this was some kind of secret enemy base, so they shot everywhere. Luckily, everyone who had weapons (me, pilotdaryl, raritan, haha, etc...) were shooting our weapons at the WW2 troops. Forming a new battle...

[Hahayoudied 3]

but then, a group of terriost broke in and thought everyone was U.S. citizens. They begin to open fire at WW2 soldiers and the Lunchroom mob. The time machine was hit by a bullet fired by a outdated handgun and the machine transported all the WW2 soldiers back to their time, but the machine sent all the terriost back to when earth is still young. Soon...

[pilotdaryl 25]

the Lunchroom mob would end, with only lawyers and policemen to fight.  The terrorists, transported back to about 4 billion years ago, appeared in mid-air and fell to the molten surface of the earth down below.  And you know what happened?  They...

[rct3twins 14]

actually floated on the the magma surface! Weird, huh? Well, anyway, 4 hours later, they were bored and burning to death. well, almost, so they started eating the magma. Then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

But suddenly, Captain James T. Kirk from Star Trek comes in and fires his phaser at the device causing the visual effect, turning everything back to real-life.  Meanwhile, Pilotdaryl has sneaked out of the battle and into a closet.  A yellowish-orange glow fills the room.  21 candles light up on a creamy, iced surface.  Pilotdaryl is about to take a bite out of a...

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

...Giant Turd, he stops and sniffs the turd, he then throws it on the ground and roles all over it like a dog. he then puts the turd betwix two peices of bread, then adds mayo and mustard, after witch he proseeds to eat the turd when...

[pilotdaryl 25]

Almighty Nienaber: There is no need to have to delete your previous post to post another one, and now as a result, the story has gotten mixed up, and I have broken the two-post rule twice already.  Just a friendly reminder to wait two posts before posting again, and please don't delete your posts in a forum game as it may interfere with whatever story or whatnot is happening in the game.  That said and done.... continue the lunchroom stories.

[Hahayoudied 3]

A group of heavy armed and amored people hired by EA company knocks out everyone and chain the mob to chairs that been bolted to the ground. Then, the group demands everyone to buy Simcity Socites for $500,000 when everyone woke up. Soon...

[rct3twins 14]

spiderman, superman, batman, and a bunch or other fictitous characters including homer simpson and peter griffin enters the lunchroom and eats everything. Wow. That was pointless. Anyway, a time portal opens up as a result of an EA guy shooting the time machine thinking it's some kind of army robot. The time portal sucks everything to the (post-apocalyptic) year of 3025. Then...

[Mr. Monorail Man 3]

Mr.Monorail Man emerges from the time machine as mayor of Toyko, Japan and monorail ruler of the world and says, "EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP AND STOP FOR THE LOVE OF SIMCITY!!!!!!!" Then Mr.Monorail Man goes back to the time machine to go to his hometown, Virginia Beach, VA in June 2008 to save his girl friend Nova Auguston and the city from the evil K.K.K.(no offence, sorry just blame the constant-changing storyline) and the VA Beach Militia. When he got there dressed up as a city bus operator, he found out that he was in the EA Game's lunchroom in California, not VA Beach, VA. So then.......

[pilotdaryl 25]

EA officials run up to him and force him to SimCity Societies for $500,000.  After saying no, it's a wild goose chase all over the country, as Mr. Monorail Man flies, rides, runs, and tries to hide from the EA officials continually pursuing him around the country.  Back in the lunchroom...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied (armed with his cookie launcher) was continusly firing at the EA offcials that were trying to storm the lunchroom. Other people are shooting at the offcials as the offcials try to storm into the lunchroom and catch everyone so they can force the mob to buy the Simcity Socities. The mob were outnumbered 1 to 50. Sudenly...

[Mr. Monorail Man 3]

after Mr. Monorail Man saves his girlfriend and his city from the evil forces he meets Will Wright in a Starbucks Coffe shop, he buys Simcity Socities for $100,000,000 and heads backs to the lunchroom then kills all mob members and gets called a hero. Then after he goes back to Toyko, Japan, Godzilla rises from Tokyo Bay then....