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Speaking of irony.....

The_Dalai_Llama will be trampled by stampeding llamas while leaving the Moose Factory

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Nerd_Guy will die from the fast food drive thru people with stone cold hambugers and I do mean stone and cold. JKB

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Bakercity will die when he is traveling to New York at a glacier moving at 2.5 inches per year crushes him.

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Mikemat will die by my ghost which stabs him with a piece of the glacier that killed me. Then I can go to heaven or hell. Sorry dude. JKB

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Originally posted by: The_Dalai_Llama Bakercity will die when my army of llamas stampede him for breaking the two-post rule.

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What double posting? I looked everywhere  and only double posting i have done was in my own CJs. Maybe you meant the post before yours. If you look, it is only one post. (two in one post anyway) The Dalai Llama will die by my baking. JKB

PS: I will watch out for the two posting in the future.

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Bakercity? Again? Oh, well...bakercity actually survives some disaster just to break the monotony.


Let no one yield, we're on the field where deeds eclipse the sun; where the brave are told on a thread of gold, the tapestry is spun. As they speak of dreams, their armor gleams, this calm before the storm... Where all can see their destiny, the bishop takes the pawn.

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Manticorefan will snuff it when his Flying Hamster of Doom finally turns against him.

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Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did Joe 90 raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow JanYpe to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of JanYpe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Joe will die of an asteriod hitting the petrol cell on his car... petrol will leak into the back seat and when he lights up a dobie it will explode.

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mile mat will die when some gansters get tired of his thumb up and gang up on him with crowbars and baseball bats

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Cokeman is dragged out and shot by the spelling Nazis for misspelling 'Mikemat'.


Let no one yield, we're on the field where deeds eclipse the sun; where the brave are told on a thread of gold, the tapestry is spun. As they speak of dreams, their armor gleams, this calm before the storm... Where all can see their destiny, the bishop takes the pawn.

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Manticorefan will die when he chokes on a piece of squid at a Japanese resturant (raw squid). JKB

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Bakercity will go to a local metal club, get into a mosh pit, and get beaten to death by sweaty 30 year old men.

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a giant cheeseburgar falls from the sky barely missing u...then another cheeseburgar comes out of nowhere hitting u on the head and knocking u out...u then wake up in the hospital...2 days later the nurse says u have a visitor...then a cheeseburgar comes in with a shotgun and shoots at u...but thanks to the cheeseburgars bad eyesight misses u...then u go to burgar king and think..."hmmm...i really dont want any cheeseburgars after this series of events"...so u order some fries and chicken...u then choke on the chicken and die...on your way up to heavan u see a gigantic cheeseburger about to hit u...u get hit and it knocks u all the way down to heck...and the devil is a...cheeseburger!

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The Dalai Llama will die a happy death after achieving Enlightenment.

No one said these deaths had to be bad...

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cokeman1 will die from drinking Coka-Cola while shooting a pokemon to death. JKB

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Mikemat5150 will die when trampled over by some crazy hipster people at a New Years' celebration.

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The_Dalai_Llama will not die right away, but will die on his way to Tibet breathing in the thin air which is filled with toxic chemicals. (It follows him to Tibet).

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The hippie population will be having a giant drum circle and you will get cuaght in the middle and sacrificed to ODIN

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2nerdy4u will be stampeded by rowdy disappointed Cub fans...


Let no one yield, we're on the field where deeds eclipse the sun; where the brave are told on a thread of gold, the tapestry is spun. As they speak of dreams, their armor gleams, this calm before the storm... Where all can see their destiny, the bishop takes the pawn.

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