How is the person above you going to die?

[Mikemat5150 0]

Skyliner will die when I cut down a 100 foot redwood and take it down river to were he lives, and smother him with a pillow.

Backercity I live like 30 minutes away from you. Isn't there a BBQ restaruant with Texas in the name right off the Highway? and of course THE BRAT STOP!!!!!!! BRAT STOP!!!!

[Shingure 56]

Will die of very old age...Hopefully around 105 or so...

[Haljackey 17,380]

Judging from Shingure's avatar, it looks like you will get stuck into the Matrix.. and live there until you die.

[skyliner22 16]

Haha Mikemat, sorry no rivers lead to my house; you would have to walk about 2 miles from the bay....

Haljecky will die when he gets caught in gridlock. So frustrated, he begins to blare his horn but little did he know, that the guy in the small Geo was an ex-con with a temper problem. The con opens the door to Haljecky's car and tosses him into oncoming traffic in hte other direction...OUCH!

[bakercity 270]

Skyliner22 will die when I help Mikemat with the Redwood tree and the pillow and then having a campfire with the redwood tree and Skyliner22 with it. Now who wants some smores and human beef jerky. It is on the house folks. JKB

[Icepick2daface 0]

Bakercity will die when 14 carnivorous sheep gather around his bed one night and eat his legs off. Then infection will set in and slowly eat away at his body until he loses his mind and somehow throws himself off a stairwell, however that fails to kill him and there is a man who is waiting for him at the bottom of the stairwell and he gives Bakercity the old "Icepick to the face" routine.

[Mikemat5150 0]

Icepick2daface will die from Love! ~Mind your language.~

[autoVino 26]

Not going to die... check the quote in the sig, lol...

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Originally posted by: bakercity

Originally posted by: manticorefan bakercity will die of sheer excruciating boredom when he finds himself in the town in eastern Oregon that bears his username. The only entertainment that sustains the townspeople is watching him shrivel away.quote>

 

Off topic: To be honest Manticorefan, My home town of Kenosha, Wisconsin (southeastern part of WI) is real boring. We have ONE multiplex, a few shopping centers, NO fun stuff at all. Just Lake Michigan and tons of city parks. quote>

I have been there, I liked the rural areas north of my hometown(Chicago!). Baker City, OR is a high desert town without even the benefit of my beloved L Michigan. There is really no "there" there.

On topic:  autovino dies of amazement when informed that Led Zeppelin is reuniting.

[Mikemat5150 0]

manticorefan will die of disapointment because he doesn't win the raffle system to get tickets for Led Zep.

[bakercity 270]

Mikemat will die from tainted milk directly from Wisconsin cows as they hate Illinoisians (flatlanders). JKB

[pickled_pig 7]

bakercity will die from chewing one leaf too many of qat.

[bakercity 270]

Pickled_pig will die from choking on pickled ham. JKB

[Mikemat5150 0]

Bakercity will die when I yell "YOU"RE DONE" and push him off a bridge... plummeting into icey cold water he drowns with Mozat's Requiem in D minor playing.

There's a restaraunt named Flatlanders down the road from me. I thought you where a stalker for a minute.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Mikemat will die when he falls into a river of molten cheese and bacon chips spreaded onto a baked potato and then eaten by--who else?  Me

[bakercity 270]

Pilotdaryl will die when I push him out of a plane that is 4 miles up in the air. He'll die of suffication and hittin the ground going mach 2. OUCH dude. JKB

[Mikemat5150 0]

You will go to a truckstop and get ~hoo boy that was HIlarious!~

[crazyyaya 4]

Mikemat5150 will die of ignorance/ or stupidity.

[Orlandoedwin640 0]

crazyyaya will die when the moon turns read and falls on his head.

[JanYpe 17]

Friendly mod reminder: This thread is meant for funny, or at least creative, deaths. If you can't be funny, there's no need to post.

crazyyaya will die when the moon turns read and falls on his head.quote>

Oh, rhyming deaths are cool too.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Originally posted by: JanYpe Friendly mod reminder: This thread is meant for funny, or at least creative, deaths. If you can't be funny, there's no need to post.

[quote>

 

Thanks JanYpe...who unfortunately meets his demise when he perfects time travel, but loses a bearing on the flux capacitor, and burns up over Siberia in 1908. That would explain this...

[pilotdaryl 25]

manticorefan will die after I crash into him falling to the ground.  Thats gotta hurt too.  Now you're buried and mourned in the same crater I am in.

I have to note though, that I thought somebody was going to post me dying in some sort of plane crash...

[Shingure 56]

Pilot will die when he eats some strange airport mushrooms while on a plane.

[John94538 0]

Shingure will die when he falls off a hill by the bay

[bakercity 270]

John94538 will die when he crashes his car into a semi truck on the Golden Gate Bridge on a very super foggy, dark night during a power out in an Mangatude 9 earthquake. JKB

[pilotdaryl 25]

airport mushrooms???

bakercity will die when the starship City of Baker crashes into Baker City and destroys much of it.

[bakercity 270]

pilotdaryl will die from toxic fumes coming from the bathroom while doing his business in there. JKB

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Bakercity will die when he is crushed by the weight of his sig...

[autoVino 26]

...when a flying hamster bombards monticorefan with coconuts (very original... )

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

In a moment of sheer irony, autoVino will get hit by a car while walking home from a wine tasting party.