The Logical Conclusion

[nerdly_dood 26]

The Logical Conclusion

BY

nerdly_dood

Éclair the one tow with my hand and into the laptop, however without closets enclosed in shoe polish, one three eleven eighty-two with a jump and a hop all the way to the tire.  On the way to the garage, seventeen cats jumped past Neptune and uploaded seventy-eight chairs past the squeaky hinge on the jelly jar, although twenty, three, sixty-seven and fifty-four have been emptied into the towel,  The lamp rammed me on the third turn coming up to the curtain, but I didn't have to walk through Customs--I went through the closet.  Have you ever been force-fed a lead snail by your ceiling fan?  Not very nutritious,and that Magneto guy from the X-Men movies might close the ice cream mattress!  Three past the nine, one past the eight and where's my wallet?  Hey, PowerPoint won't clean my glass!  A cup of carbonated Japanese Zeros was chasing me fast, but i did have my handy Swiss Army Knife, which I used to dismantle my unit's half-track*.  Ooh, the sunrise is green! The ordinary thing, though, is that the broken pair of glasses got sassy with the Kremlin and started a nuclear war, which caused a massive epidemic of Athlete's Foot.  Donut the pie, and with the tire iron, eat the freeway.  It just needs a pinch of sawdust; that always maked for great Jell-O.  Bill, wake up, it's almost time for Los Angeles to lose gravity!  Wait...was it LA or San Francisco?  Well, Sigmund Freud always was stupid, mostly because he pronounced his name "Froyd."  Up the wall, through the drain, around Hell--not a pleasant place to be--and take a left three light years after Betelgeuse.  Am I missing something?  ¿Quién soy yo?  Si no dices mi nombre, hombre, manejaré a Cataluña, y no quieres eso--tu novia vive allá, y pensaría que somos extraños.  Ç'est la vie, just don't speak French in front of him, he'll take a trip to Gaul.  Besides, she spells it "Sey la V."  Entonces, ¿por qué no vienes conmigo?   Estoy llendo a mi zapato.   Well, when did they change the name?  I thought  it had been called Gaul since Adam stubbed his toe there and named the place  after hs cry of pain--where did  France come from?  One two the five eleven, when I turn eleventy-four, will I get that lampshade I want?  At this point, my composition has a Flesch-Kincaid grade level of seven.  Open the window, all this lava is making the place a little too warm for my taste.  With the dogs making such a racket at half past five in the morning, I have given up on sleep, so after typing "The Logical Conclusion" I will take a shower.  Put the gravy in the tub; my sister likes to use it for shampoo...but why do I have to wait for my flying monkeys to mutiny against the evil green witch from that really old movie?  Pie onto the oven, poke it in the middle to see if it is sand, toast the tortilla in the Pepsi jug, and where did the snake drag my shoes?  Choquen las cosas, y tú puedes salir. ¡Vete, y tíralos!  Nine eight the coke bottle, just add a litle ketchup...that's perfect!  I have never had cereal this good!  It's a perfect balance of ketchup, sugar, milk and ricin.  One napkin, three cups of sugar, nine pints of gravy, a liter of molten basalt, a gallon of wood, and a pinch of ground rugs--and by the way, I have good news:  The Flesch-Kincaid grade level has dropped to 6.9!  And how can people stand to spell it "chocolate?"  It's supposed to be "choqlit."

Does this make any sense at all?

Justéstiña!

*A half-track is actualy a real vehicle.  It was primarily used in World War II and it looks like a troop carrier truck, except it has a set of tracks, like on a tank but shorter, on the back, with regular truck wheels on the front.

[Easy Bakes 253]

That made my brain hurt.

[nerdly_dood 26]

At five thirty this morning, my uncle's dogs got excited for some reason and woke us all up. I never got back to sleep, so I wrote this and took a shower.

[granto93 4]

thanks for giving me a headache sir

[fukuda 351]

Dude, you need some improvement in your spanish writing

[nerdly_dood 26]

i changed it. my aunt was born and raised in mexico.

hopefully its better now.

TRUST ME--I KNOW BRAIN PAIN!

[Explodingsims 3]

GaaAAaaaAAAaAaaa!!!!!

Thanks for the Headache man.... now I hav e to go lay down for a long time...

[manman99 2]

no thanks dude, this is wicked, only ment for a brain we all kno who can handle. I handeled it a lil, but its still wicked.

CHEERS to the guys who has no life so he just made this up! LOL Im just playing with you

manman99

[Easy Bakes 253]

Do you see any train of thought in The Logical Conclusion?quote>

Only a derailed train

[Nerd_Guy 4]

I love it! I actually see where you're going with it. My train of thought is the same, and I can come up with some brilliant ideas, it just takes longer. Ahhh....what a sleep-deprived mind can create!

The German halftrack was an SDKFZ-251, I think the American one was a Mark 3, but the Brit's preferred the Universal "Bren Gun" Carrier

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

*retreats to his corner to read Fox in Sox...*

[nerdly_dood 26]

This is meant to give you a headache. Nobody's supposed to understand it.

Hey, I've been promoted!  I'm a local yokel now!

[s.i.X 13]

It doesn't compare to my tale about the evils of Pickles.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Dood: Your composition wasn't derived from an old copy of Mad Libs, was it? LOL j/k Keep up this style of writing, I would like to see how it develops in time....

[topcliff 1]

Know, U guise no nutting about my storey on gongs beeting the poupon out of the evil tapioca forces invading Kazakhstan. ClopTiff

[nerdly_dood 26]

i don't do mad libs

[nerdly_dood 26]

This is really wierd! Who made this?

Oh...

[purpledaddy 6]

It looks like the SC5 controversies are finally over then!

[screamingman12 30]

Absolutely not, how did you come up with this?

[Something_started 5]

i have no idea on what the thing is about. is it still readable even though it is part spanish? like will the point still get accross? could you do an all english one? dude!

EDIT - i read the whole thing this time. wow, talk about random. the forgnen languages arn't too bad (not that i would know).

[nerdly_dood 26]

i have been promoted YET AGAIN to Dweller.