The Wish Game

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but only hot and flat coke.

I wish I had blue hair.

[octaves 4]

Granted but you swim in a pool with chlorine and the dye gets dilluted and turns hot pink.

I wish someone actually made a good definition of 'Irony'.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but the CD accidentally gets broken.

I wish I had something better to do than be on ST.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is only useful, not fun.

I wish I wasn't tired at all.

[owenluby 1]

granted... but someone shoots you with a tranquiliser gun...

i wish i had 1 million bucks

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but it's a million dollars Canadian.

I wish Bush were not voted to office in the 2000 election.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it's a million dollars Canadian. quote>

What's wrong with that? It still about 880000 $US Thats still a ton of money.

Anyways. Granted, but he would have been elected in 2004 and 2008.

I wish I knew where I could find a treasure chest.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. Look at either base of the rainbow.

I wish the world wasn't falling apart.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, It's imploding instead.

I wish I could go on vacation this week.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it will be a permanent vacation from your job!

I wish I knew how Quantum Mechanics worked.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you hit your head really hard one day, stay in a coma for about a month, and then wake up with no knowledge of recent learning.

I wish I could end world hunger.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. Now you have to solve the problem of world obesity.

I wish there was a Santa Claus.

[amal81 3]

Granted but he is not what you think he is, he is just guy who puts on a fake beard and sits somewhere in a mall to entertain children.

I wish I could bring World peace.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it only lasts for a nanosecond.

I wish my dog wouldn't be roaming around the house in the middle of the night.

[octaves 4]

Granted, but he will fall into a pool of black paint and fall asleep on the middle of the hall just above the stairs on a black carpet (Muahaha)

I wish I could stay here in Montreal forever

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but you are stuck there, in your room, in your house, in Montreal, forever...

I wish NASA discovered a new planet.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but it's full of aliens. Not the friendly kind.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but while on that new planet, the atmosphere crushes the astronauts on the mission.

I wish there were no such thing as hurricanes.

[your_adress_here 11]

Granted, but now typhoons hit the US.

Edit: Whoops, sorry bout that.

[octaves 4]

You didnt wish anything..oh well Ill wish:

I wish that the Discovery Channel had better shows on

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but now you have to pay for it.

I wish my car didn't break down.

[octaves 4]

Granted but it gets hit by a meteor

I wish my ghost would stop tapping the window

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it still keeps you up all night.

I wish criminals didn't exist.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted: No Laws=No criminals. Anarchy rules!

I wish it were quieter.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you are now deaf.

I wish I had brown eyes.

[sanantonio 0]

granted, but you get brown teeth too - package deal.

i wish my car was black.

[amal81 3]

Granted but it was so black that it would absorb all the light and eventually become a black hole.

I wish I had hot chocolate

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but there's Chocolax in it...

I wish Mike Rowe had some new Dirty Jobs.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but they don't count for anything.

I wish I could play SC4 again right now.

[Bodom 1]

Granted, but u had a power cut.

i wish my pc could run sc4 with highest graphics