The Wish Game

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but it can only dance the disco.

I wish I had skills on the dance floor.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you have skills at dances that nobody has done since the 1920's.

I wish I had a treasure chest full of gold.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, but its fools gold..

I wish sloppet would come back

[amal81 3]

Granted but he wont be the sloppet we know of...

I wish i had Spore

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but your computer is not powerful enough to run it.

I wish my A/C was more powerful.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted... but it uses up more electricity in the process, which speeds up global warming, which makes you wish for a more powerful AC... and so on.

I wish the radio would play good music for a change!

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but while your favorite song is on, most of the words are badly faded out.

I wish I had greater SC4 talent.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is not noticeably better!

I wish I could control time.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you only know how to right lyrics for very boring songs that nobody likes to listen to.

I wish my wireless computer mouse wouldn't drain the power from batteries so fast.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but now it is plugged into your computer for power, muhaha!

I wish my mouse's cord didn't get tangled in my keyboard's cord.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now your computer's power cord is tangled with your printer cord.

I wish I wasn't so tired..

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you fall unconscious.

I wish that the rules of this game could be changed.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now it states that you can't post here.

I wish i hadn't broke the double post rule.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but only if you delete your own post.

I wish this potential storm I am experiencing would blow over and go away...

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but another storm forms right over your house!

I wish I had more time to be on ST tonight.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but you have less time for sleep.

I wish I could play SimCity.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but as soon as the game starts, the power goes out.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you don't get to know anything else!

I wish I could see the future.

[sanantonio 0]

Granted, but it's all reruns.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you get eaten very soon.

I wish I had a nicer chair.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it only looks nicer; let's just say that you'll be on the ground in 2 seconds.

I wish I owned this game.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, under the principal "you broke it, you bought it."

I wish I had something to eat.

[sanantonio 0]

Granted, but you sure are thirsty.

I wish I didnt have to go to work tomorrow.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you have to do household chores in its place.

I wish I could write a book.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but I will suck!

I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, now you are very hungry.

I wish someone else would pay my credit card bill.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you have to give them the money to pay it with.

I wish I was 18.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you miss everything between now and then.

I wish I was 18!

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but 10 minutes before it happens you black out until the following week.

I wish I was 17 now! (instead of waiting 18 more minutes!)

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but "now" is 18 years from now!

I wish I could make things appear out of nowhere.