WEEKDAY HSBC NEWS
******WEEKDAY HSBC NEWS WITH Jorge Stefenopolis*********
Hello, this is Jorge Stefenopolis with your weekday news.
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Both Ahmed Mohamed and Yousef Megahed, the suspects in the Shangri-La collapes, have been
comfirmed dead today. There bodies found in the parking garage where the bomb went off.
These suspects have been confirmed to be the ones how set the bomb off, but as stated by York Prime Minister
"They did not blow up the tower...... the bomb did."
The newly constructed York Emmbasy.... was immedatly raided when Samuel made that statment.
The empty building will be destroyed, and will be replaced with one of a country who actaly likes us.
People everywhere agreed today that York Prime Minister Samuel Hamilton..... is a prick. In Lighter news, an analiance has been signed with the Greenwhich republic hopfully this will help with the war
against York.
The Greenwhich Republics Embassy (Lower) and the U.S.A. (top right) and U.K. (top left) newly completed
emmbasys.
The new Capitol Building is currently under planning.... the govoner is asking the people to help design it.
(that means YOU, give me a link to the building you think i should use and ill choose the one i think looks best!)
Forest Cities Emmbasy, with the "Under Construction" Capitol Building behind
The Reflecting Pool of Capitol Park is nearing completion.
The church of Scientology was
called a "fraud" during a court hearing, to which the council for the defense, aMr. Alien Lord Xenu (pictured below), vigorously objected.
Rich people can finally have fun again, as the Castillo Golf Corse has been rebuilt across the bay near the Beigestone
Condos, and is now open!!!
A woman was robbed at a cemetary by someone who, apparently, “ain’t afraid of no ghosts”. So now you should have the Ghostbusters theme song stuck in your head for the next half day or so. You’re welcome.
Four Tropican Procinces are requiering people not to smile on driver’s license photos, and other provinces may soon follow. This is going to be tough to enforce because most DMVs are such fun places that you just can’t help yourself.
Now for the weather with Linda Thompson......Linda
Thanks Jorge!
The forecast today: Partly cloudy with a chance of
Yorksheir Nukes, Might want to carry a Patriot missile if you’re going to be out.
Now for Tom Jones with the Traffic report, which can't help u because your somwhere where a T.V. is..... Tom....
Todays Traffic is truly horrible....... Tropicana Aveneu became a parking lot today since it had to be diverted because
of an accident right outside this studio.
The accident....
The diverted Traffic......
Now to our eye in the sky, Josh Hope.
Josh: Thanks Julie...
Tom: Its Tom......
Josh:Whatever
This is your eye in the sky, signing out with HSBC Morning News
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RELPIES!
Knapp14: We did
Archean: Yes it is
thepokemaniac: I did....no...i acept....us too
chptrk: Horay!
Retep Molinari:nooooooooooooooooooooo
stoney525:Horay!
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