Captain Jack Sparrow

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Entry posted by Schulmanator · July 9, 2015

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Captain Jack Sparrow

Ever wonder what happened to John "Jack" Sparrow? Growing up on the Evean coast, everyone thought he'd be a doctor. After all, he kept talking about "me hearties"... No one thought he'd be a professional speller... as he flamed out in the spelling bee for using way too many "arrrrs" when spelling. Plus, when he was reciting the alphabet he spent way too much time at C! A college career seemed out of the question when he was suspended in high school for taking stuff out of Davy Jones' locker...

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"DUDE! Stay out of my locker!"

He was a pretty good athlete... on the basketball team he was well known for his hook shot. He was considered for a chef's position, which opened up his career to new possibilities. That is, until he had that accident with the arrrrrtichokes... So, he opened his own place. See if you can find it on the tour through the city...

Borders? We don't need no stinkin' borders!

Good try. This is where he was fired from after the arrrrtichoke incident...

He spent time here to learn more... his grades were only in the high C's!

He tried to work here as a chef but was fired because customer Polly did NOT want a cracker... (she wanted a tuna melt)

Outdoor World got him thinking about perhaps a career in seafood...

So he went and bought some fishing gear...

And stopped off for a frosty at Wendy's. He shivered his timbers...

He spent the night here before heading out to sea to catch some fish off the coast of Treasure Island...

He walked the plank... sidewalk... to get breakfast before he set out...

I'm not really sure why he headed back to Wendy's. I think he was disoriented because of wearing a roll of paper towels over his face. When asked why, he replied, "I've got a Bounty on me head!"