The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[vidioman 21]

Date: 11/18/2005 11:25:15 AM
Author: hym

Date: 11/17/2005 9:43:52 PM Author: vidioman

Date: 11/17/2005 8:22:34 PM Author: Voar Tok

Here's to you vid!

What? I just dont like mushrooms. Mushroom gravy, on the other hand, that's good stuff. But mushrooms themselves, I've never been to fond of. BEST THING EVER!!

Just so you know, vid, some people in Texas get together every year to have a hot sauce contest. Most of the sauces there are so hot that you have to taste test them with a toothpick. In fact, there was a case of a judge testing one of the sauces and having a massive heart attack and immediate lung failure (and that was from about a gram of the sauce).

And also, I don't know what you are complaining about food rotting in your stomach for--the stuff is rotting when you're eating it. Your fridge is nothing more than a morgue to hold dead stuff you eventually plan to eat.

That said, I'll have a choice piece of dead cow.

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I'm not upset about it. I eat meat all the time. the thing is, it sits in there and rots for a few days, and your body temperature is perfect for bacteria and other nasties to reproduce quickly, so if it isnt cooked right, youll get sick.

I'd explain my St. Patricks Day McDonalds Fiasco, but i've alreaedy gotten in trouble for talking about that stuff

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Welcome to page 65!!!

Anyone want some zuke venom hot sauce? All you need to do is get it out of the zuke, remove the neurotoxin, the organic molecule destroyer, and the carbon, and add some water to dilute what is left and it makes a great hot sauce! (Don't drink it straight out of the zuke unless you want your mouth to be in extreme pain and be dissolved by the venom.)

[MsD 0]

@Leech10:  I'll take a zuke venom Hot Sauce please.

@zmveliger:  I hope you're still not mad at me.  I am hoping to buy you a drink.

Buffalo wings please.  I would like to try that zuke hot sauce on them.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Lots of interest in hot, spicy foods and sauces. I used to really like hot foods but as I've aged I've fallen away from them. I find that I really don't like really super-hot stuff any more. At one time I used to like Vindaloo curries, which will usually lift most paints and enamels. One of my old buddies from those curry lunches used to put chili pippers on his. He grew up in India and said that the stuff here is dull. A Sinhalese friend used to eat scotch bonnet peppers fresh, stem and all. All this just illustrates that old saying De gustibus non disputandum est which translates to There is no accounting for taste or as some would put it There is no denying that Gus rises in the East.

That said, enjoy your meals any way you like.

@ your_adress_here: Yep, that hour has 22 belly laughs, all at the expense of various stuffed shirts.

@ Voar Tok: The autochef materializes a 12-oz piece of hypertrophied bovine muscle from the hind quarter, nicely roasted with Bearnaise sauce, veggies and parisienne potatoes Chateaubriand, anyone else?

@ Mickebear: Clink, glug-glug A cold high-ball arrives. You can get a shot of sober-up when you leave for work.

@zmveliger: Harper vs. Boisclair - Hmmm. Would they speak English or Joual? About the same as a veliger meeting a ship's propellor?

[gggg 9]

I dont have any topic to tallk about but I'l do take a Hotdog

[zmveliger 16]

@MsD: don't worry, I'm fine. You're forgiven but I have to admit that I've been stunned 2 pages ago... That kind of generalized (and most of the time unfair) comparison is something I try to stay as far as possible. I don't think I would have been able to adapt in so different cultures than mine if I had judge by the surface waves instead of diving in it and feel the flow from within. As an example, I had a really rough first contact with Moroccans... They can be so impossible when they want to! But I was curious about their society and learned a few Arabic words... It has been like a magic spell! Underneath surface, I discovered a fabulous treasure. I met so many kind and interesting persons there... Some I'll remember all my life. I don't know what kind of exposure you had to Qu

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*goes to the back room to get some zuke venom, but there is soon a sizzling sound as the zuke venom misses the collection jar when it comes out of the zuke, instead burning a hole in a piece of wood. Once some new zuke venom is gotten in the container, it is sent through a machine that removes all the harmful stuff and adds water to dilute the now spicy zuke venom extract.*

Msd: Here you go *sets bottle on table.*

The glugs would like some glug-glug to glug if you don't mind.

There was a school play today, and in it there are 3 guys who end up wearing a dress, one of them plays a girl in the play, the other 2 dress up like girls to try to get into the palace to see the princess there. (Don't ask me for the story, as it is a little complicated.)

[your_adress_here 11]

Date: 11/18/2005 10:05:22 PM Author: zmveliger

N_O_Body hired me has the official Moose Factory seat warmer

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you can warm up my seat! And right not my mouth is totally dry. I need a Coke. Please.

[Eastwinn 6]

I've been looking around the CJs lately, I hardly ever do, and I realized that it would be much easier if it were in a book. That would be the best book ever. Well back to CJ-looking-at-ing, but not without a plate of hot fresh llama tenders.

[hym 358]

Eastwinn, I think you should probably consider Wood County.  TMS does an excellent job with his work.

[gggg 9]

Date: 11/18/2005 10:05:22 PM Author: zmveliger

@gggg: Is your seat still warm? N_O_Body hired me has the official Moose Factory seat warmer because of you indirectly...

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My seat is worm anough. thnk you..

btw.. sorry if you doomed for this job couse of me ( even if it is indirectly )...

but I cant stop wonder how the hell do I got to do with that?

 

[djrules5454 5]

I would like to have a large deep-dish pizza homemade style.  YUM!

 

I need a de-briefing on what has been going on since my last post in here.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@gggg: One vienna sausage on a bun for you. Would you like some condiments?

btw.. sorry if you doomed for this job couse of me ( even if it is indirectly )...
but I cant stop wonder how the hell do I got to do with that?

quote> Very strange English. Russian translates poorly at times. How about Sorry if you were doomed to this job because of me (even if it is indirectly)/But I can't stop but wonder what the [expletive deleted] I have to do with that

@zmveliger: Well, I sure don't want smilin' Jack, and there is no question about Gilles, since he can only get 75 seats. Under the circumstances, I don't think Paul will repeat (please, no!) so we have Steven. Since Steven isn't a lawyer or a poli-sci grad, I think it will be interesting. He is an economist. Maybe he hates Keynes and company as much as I do. Governments do not belong running businesses. Their only business should be governing.

@ Leech10: Well, if you can visualize glug-glug, the autosystem can handle it. What's a glug, by the way?

@ your_adress_here: Fssst. Clink. A nice tall glass of ice cold Coca Cola to refresh you. Enjoy.

@ Eastwinn: Maybe you should define llama tenders. We tend not to do violence to llamas here.

@djrules5454_simtropolisedition: Pizza served with a cold Brio. Enjoy. Debriefing? Too much water has gone under the bridge for that. You could do a quick look back at the last few pages, however.

[zmveliger 16]

@N_O_Body: I wouldn't be surprised if Paul is back on its seat in 2-3 months, even if it's uncomfortable and with the same situation we have actually (in minority). Jack's band is still out of the game and to have Gilles as PM, it would take 4-5 new very popular party to divide the votes... resulting in an impossible situation! Stephen... the only good thing I find is that he seems to respect a little more provinces competences. The huge monster that has grown on Ontario's side of the river in the lasts decades needs it. Does it worth it? Personally, I don't think so. Before choosing against many of my fundamental values (tolerance, environment...), I might choose leaving.

 

I'll take a Guiness please. Not too cold. Irish people and Qu

[vidioman 21]

Simtropolis Code of Law

Section 37

[ACEfanatic 7]

Well it's 1:45 AM local time... still awake, lmao.  So I guess I'll post here...

Just got back a few hours ago from my friend's birthday party... had a blast.

STILL haven't gotten my learner's yet.  Didn't get up in time.  Though with my luck, they'd find something that meant I couldn't get it anyway, lol.

Anyway, I've opened up a space on MSN:  Linky

For the most part, I'll be posting my writings there (along with over at Freeland).

So, yea...  bye.

-ACE

[Shadow Assassin 336]

That's uh... nice, Vid.

In other news, I got my learner's licence... yay for me. Too bad my car is... broken.

[Eastwinn 6]

Date: 11/19/2005 5:05:29 PM Author: N_O_Body

@ Eastwinn: Maybe you should define llama tenders. We tend not to do violence to llamas here.
 

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I had a feeling you would say that. I meant to type Chicken but I was thinking about llamas and I wasn't paying attention to what I was typing. When I realized I had typed llama, I left it there just to see what your responce would be.

 

Anyway, since the nominating for the trixies are ending soon, I'm going to stop scouting for CJs that deserve Trixies. That doesn't mean I'll stop looking at them though. I have a few CJs that I'm thinking could get a vote by me for the Trixies, we'll just have to see...

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ zmveliger: I certainly agree that the Ontario Liberalster needs to have its fur removed. Not only are we likely to help put Steven where he belongs, but the next Premier of Ontario is likely to be John Tory, who is a media mogul. This will produce an anomaly that will need adjustment. It is pretty standard for Ontario to have a government of the party that is not the ruling federal party. This will produce a period of adjustment which may result in capital punishment for socialist mayors. Voting with your feet doesn't feel nearly as good as using a ballot. Here's your Guiness, cellar temperature, of course.

@Vid: You are right, of course, Finns can't make poutine worth a darn. We had the autochef do some research in Quebec eastern counties to come up with the proper recipe. Here you are, the curd is very fresh.

@ACEfanatic: Sleep well, ACE. You deserve it.

@Shadow_Assassin: ... broken? Out of gas, maybe?

@Eastwinn: Lightly floured and fried chicken fingers are ported in. There you are, enjoy. Don't go cross-eyed looking at CJs. I find them altogether too good to take in large doses.

[Compromise 1]

I am back!

To celebrate my return can I have cheese on toast please and free choclate milkshake for everyone!

 

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Welcome back, Compromise. Since you didn't specify how you wanted your cheese on toast, the autosystem has provided you with cubes of cheese and a chafing dish. Melt it, if you like. You will otherwise find it is a nice spreadable cheese. Enjoy.

The patrons thank you for their chocolate milk.

[Compromise 1]

Date: 11/20/2005 3:16:39 PM Author: N_O_Body Welcome back, Compromise.  Since you didn't specify how you wanted your cheese on toast, the autosystem has provided  you with cubes of cheese and a chafing dish.  Melt it, if you like.  You will otherwise find it is a nice spreadable cheese.  Enjoy. The patrons thank you for their chocolate milk.

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Thank you. I will finish off the cheese and toast myself.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 11/20/2005 3:40:20 PM
Author: Compromise

Thank you. I will finish off the cheese and toast myself.

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Please do not toast yourself. We do not require roast meats.

[The Terminator 0]

*lights up a cigar

*orders some fries and onion rings

 

*uses mens room

 

*playes the XBOX in the bathroom

[SYM Productions 7]

PARTY!

We became Residents last night and we're on the brink of releasing three BATs!

 

SYM Productions is really setting its foot down... .

 

- CDI_spy

 

P.S. A round of Two Rivers (local brew)!

[ACEfanatic 7]

Date: 11/20/2005 11:19:19 AM Author: N_O_Body
@ACEfanatic:  Sleep well, ACE.  You deserve it.

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Huh?  What do you mean by that, lol?

Regardless, I did sleep... I think.  At least, if that wasn't a dream, I've got some apoligies to make today....

 

-ACE

[Compromise 1]

Date: 11/20/2005 4:14:36 PM Author: N_O_Body

Date: 11/20/2005 3:40:20 PM Author: Compromise

Thank you. I will finish off the cheese and toast myself.

Please do not toast yourself.  We do not require roast meats.

I wasen't planning to but thanks for the warning. Dam English language and its multible meaning's.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Glugs can be found here, under the Bonus Leeches link: http://www.minster.k12.oh.us/teachweb/tech/08kernsm/leeches/leeches.htm

Zuke venom would dissolve a chair, not keep it warm. If the chair was made of metal, it would just sit there in a black, gooey puddle.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@The Terminator: A hermetically sealed force bubble surrounds TT. The autochef teleports oxygen into the bubble extracting and recycling the miscellaneous gases. Yes, that is where XBOX belongs. Don't forget to flush it when you are though.

@ SYM Productions: Congratulations. We look forward to your releases. Everyone appreciates your largesse.

@ ACEfanatic: Every good boy deserves a good night's sleep.

@ Compromise: You are welcome. Good straight men are especially welcome.

@ Leech10: The autosystem will have to make a withdrawal at the blood bank for the glugs. Loud screaming from TT. Here you are fellows, enjoy.

[ACEfanatic 7]

Date: 11/20/2005 9:14:58 PM Author: N_O_Body
@ ACEfanatic:  Every good boy deserves a good night's sleep.

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Haha... that's a good one!



-ACE