A question for every answer

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: What is that thing in the cage?

 

A: It fell off of the Empire State Building.

[Chappington 131]

Q: Why is that piano on the street?

 

A: It went KABOOM!

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: What's an example of an answer that's already been used?

A: 3 nonwinning scratch-off New Jersey Lottery tickets from the same game.

[bravoj 0]

Q: There's no toilett paper!!!  what can i use!!!!

A: it wasn't worth it

[jay_allen1978 0]

 Q. why didn't you buy those  3000 dollar earings?

 A.Double Trouble

[K_m_H 0]

Q. What did you name your twins?

A. because you're worth it.  

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: Why did you give me 1,000$?

A: A mutant, fire beathing spiny octopus.

[guinea 31]

Q....... what lives in the sewers under new york city

A....... Its jumps around and licks peoples feet

[Chappington 131]

Sorry about reposting KABOOM, I didn't see that. Anyway,

Q: What does a crazy, mutant rinocerous do?

A: Because it was electrocuted and sliced up.

[hackinosa 29]

Q: Why's there a broken and burnt banana over there in the middle of the street?

A: We're gonna sink!

[mighty_tim 1]

Q: What did the Titannic's captain tell the crew after hitting the iceburg?

A: A frothy cup full of beer

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

what did the bar burgeler take?

a container full of liquid jello

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

Q. What did the kids at the prom spike before they were able to do anything with it?

A. A pint of Haagen-Dazs Vanilla ice cream.

[mighty_tim 1]

Q. What did the cheerleader eat after being passed around the football team like a peace pipe?

A. A jelly filled donut with lipstick around the inner rim

[Chappington 131]

Q: What is that delicous yet not so delicous thing?

A: It was destroyed by an explosion of the chemical tank.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: What happened to my car?

A: A giant dragon took it.

[jay_allen1978 0]

Q. Where is my Babe Ruth Autographed baseball?   

A. Kibbles N' Bits

[wbelac 0]

Q: What is my favorite food?

A: A clock.

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

Q: What needs to be changed to allow more time when your trying to create a new city?

A: A 6 pack of Sprite

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What did you put in the gas tank of the principals car?

A fire breathing leech

[mighty_tim 1]

Q: What is the #1 least wanted thing in the pelvic region?

A: Cousin It, without hair.

[ILL Tonkso 1,237]

Q.Who Does a baby version of Guinee (st member) remind you of.

A. RUN

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: What do you scream if you see Godzilla?

A: A Game Boy Advance link cable

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Q: What do I need to play Gameboy with other people?

A: 50 pies.

[Rymac91 15]

Q. How many pies do you need to feed 50 Simtrpoolis members?

 

A. A itzy Bitzy Teenie weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini.

 

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: What did she wear in that crazy old song?

A: The Music track Illumination From Simcity 3000.

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

Q. Name a SimCity track measured in LUX? (Some might not get that)

A. Kitten-Kong.

[fosterk 4]

Q: What do you call a cat from chernobyl?

A: Because SimTropolis rocks!

[greyveil 37]

Q. Why am I here?

A. Highway underground Transition

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: What, along with an underground highway network type and interchanges for such would be necessary for recreating the big dig in SC4?

A: My Console by Eiffel 65.