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CorinaMarie    29,556

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I'm not sure if this already has a thread, but I'm starting one just in case it hasn't.

I saw this and it really tickled me:

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And then one I saw a long time ago, but re-googled:

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A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot.

 

So, let's limit this to your two favorite silly things that made you laugh. ;)

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Ocram's Razr    963

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Is it a frog or a toad?

Yes

[Toads are special types of frogs]

 

How do you express pi as a fraction?

pi/1

 

If Billy has 4 apples and Sally has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and get along?

There's no Q in Cincinatti! [paraphrase]

 

What is the square root of a flexnard?

1) That's not a number!

2) A cup full of boogers

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Ocram's Razor: Though "more things shouldn't be used than are necessary," they're just too fun to pass up! Expect many verbose arguments from me. I will try to write abstracts before or short summaries after from now on.

Words to live by:
"Now there are varieties of gifts, but the same Spirit. But to each one is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good. For to one is given the word of wisdom through the Spirit, and to another the word of knowledge according to the same Spirit; to another faith by the same Spirit, and to another gifts of healing by the one Spirit... But one and the same Spirit works all these things, distributing to each one individually..." 1 Corinthians 4-11
"Do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow will care for itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
"Do not judge so that you will not be judged. For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you." Matthew 7:1-3

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Fantozzi    4,064

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Don't know if it fits here, but once the famous english soccer player Paul Gascoigne responded to an interviewer:

"I never predict anything, and I never will."

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And another great sportsman, Thomas Häßler (former member of german national soccer team).

Beeing asked about todays tactics he responded:

"Our main focus was not to concede a goal against us. And we did this pretty well until we got one."

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