ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[LivingInThePast 364]

I think it's annoying that you write it at all.

Why does Wal-Mart suck?

[John94538 0]

Because it does.

When is LivingInThePast ever going to reach 1000 posts?

[LivingInThePast 364]

5 Posts, my man.

When is John94538 going to hit 100?

[SimRabbit 48]

when he gets old.

Why did they call Simcity, Simcity?

[topcliff 1]

They felt like it, or they were high beyond comprehension.

How do YOU think I roll? Leonardo

[Superchan 23]

like a bowling ball

bush is great, right?

[John94538 0]

Great? You mean great in trying to disarm Iran, Cheney, etc.

Why have I run out of ideas of stupid and silly questions to ask?

[topcliff 1]

I don't know, but stop stealing material from my signature!

What can a man do on two, a woman on none, and a dog on three? Leonardo

[stereohype 0]

A - take a leak. Come on TopCliff, you can do better than DiVinci riddles.

I'm surprised that nobody has answered this one yet.

Q - Ain't SimCity fans supposed to be smarter than the average gamer?

[John94538 0]

No, considering many cities they create are failures.

What has a bed, but doesn't sleep, a mouth, but doesn't eat, and runs, but doesn't have legs?

[Abc987 3]

something very strange...

why did stereohype say ain't?

[topcliff 1]

He's back on glue, I think.

If Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, can I get a number seven meal with extra fries, no pickles? Leonardo

[John94538 0]

No, because you don't care.

If a pet store owner posts a sign that says "Sale: Canaries Going Cheep", what does that mean?

[stereohype 0]

A - Same diff as 3 for the price of 3.

Q - Where did all the cowboys go?

[homeandaway 1]

a) - arizonia

q) - whats a map?

[John94538 0]

a) a Modified Artistic Painting.

q) Why are we all writing our responses in a's and q's now?

[topcliff 1]

I'm not, so I don't care.

If my destiny is to die of cancer, then why did Jimmy crack corn? Leonardo

[SimRabbit 48]

because we are taking a test

why are they selling simcity for free?

[John94538 0]

q) because people are doing anything to boycott SCS.

a) Why on earth did I just save SimRabbit's response from the forum bug?

[TheSixCents 0]

Because your related to his sister

Why does the television turn black once your turn it off

[topcliff 1]

Yours must be broken. Mine turns solid gold and makes me milkshakes.

If a penny saved is a penny earned, what on Earth do you do with a 5 mil trust fund overseas? Leonardo

[John94538 0]

Spend that 5 mil silly!

It's been almost a week since I bought the 7th Harry Potter Book. Why haven't I finshed it yet?

[Superchan 23]

because it takes 2 weeks to read

what should i do, buy a dell, or blow up a dell

[archesrule29 0]

A: Blow it up, it's more fun than watching a chicken hit it's head on a wall on YouTube.

Q: Why am I replying to this?

[John94538 0]

A: You're replying to this??? You must be mad!

Q: Why did the llama cross the GLR tracks?

[Superchan 23]

to meet the lady llama

why do i have a cell phone

[archesrule29 0]

A: You have one? That's so 5 1/2 minutes ago! We have smart phones!

Q: What should I do? Eat a burger, or torch a burger?

[John94538 0]

Torch it, so you can burn fat!

How come the pages in Simtropolis are blue?

[topcliff 1]

I don't know, you're high I guess.

If a bird in hand is two in the bushes, what do you get when you cross a talking orange tree, a margarita with too much rim salt, and a schizophrenic Chicago Cubs fan? Leonardo

[octaves 4]

Pie, what else?

Why is that man staring at me through my window...?