ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Duke87 1,070]

A) That depends on which way you slice it.

Q) What's your name bart-ner...little partner?

 

(there's a specific response I'm looking for here)

[GDDan 4]

A/Q: I'm GDDan. Who the heck are you?!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Dr. Frickenstein.

Q: Who has stolen my French cheese?

[soldyne 111]

A:  it was wallace (you know how he is just crackers for cheese)

 

Q:  so, how DO I get my groove back?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  Petition your local congressman.  You know he just wants to get down tonight at the disco...

Q:  Why are we here?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Because we've Cheeseburgers here.

Q: Have you something to say?

[GDDan 4]

Yeah.

 

...

 

What was I about to say?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  The last sentence of Ulysses.  From memory.

Q:  Hey, Bungalow Bill, What did you kill?

[soldyne 111]

he killed a puma, mountain lion and a cougar with a single shot!

 

how long is a piece of string?

[Grobulous 0]

A: about this long.

Q: what do you get when you cross sloppet with a nuclear warhead?!

[Goldfish4209 9]

A: A computer

Q: I hate you!

[GDDan 4]

A: that wasn't a question!!!!!!!

Q: or was it...?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  All human civilization will crumble unless we know.

Q:  Why do we need to know the battle strategies of Thomas Gage and George Washington today?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because we need to know our history

Date: 1/14/2006 2:20:31 AM Author: GDDan

A/Q: I'm GDDan. Who the heck are you?!

quote>

...not quite. The line is Who the hell are you, not 'heck'

 

Q) Why must I pretend that I'm someone else for all time?

[soldyne 111]

because otherwise you would always be yourself, and then no matter where you go, there you are...

 

What does green sound like?

 

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Like some meat of two weeks old

Q: Is your uncle a llama?

EDIT: 100th post!

[GDDan 4]

A: No, he's a monkey.

Q: Why isn't the Earth shaped like a peanut?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  Because the mice who made our planet don't like to eat peanuts.

Q:  What does the square root of pi taste like?

[soldyne 111]

it tastes a little sharp around the corners.

 

Why do we waste our time with forum games?

[gggg 9]

couse its fun...and if you think youre wasting your time, youre probobly a spamer... and the best solution for you is notto post here

 

how meny n00bs do you need to cheng the light bolt

[Grobulous 0]

A: none because bolts don't need to be changed.

Q: What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

[soldyne 111]

A/Q:  African or European?

 

Date: 1/17/2006 9:18:28 PM Author: gggg

couse its fun...and if you think youre wasting your time, youre probobly a spamer... and the best solution for you is notto post here

how meny n00bs do you need to cheng the light bolt

quote>

 

lighten up its only a game

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  *no verbal answer, but the questioner rises to the sky as if sucked up by a tornado, letting the party cross the bridge*

Q:  Would you like the wafer-thin mint?

[dev 47]

A - Terrace, 27th floor.
Q - You are doing WHAT?

[soldyne 111]

Well if you dont know I'm not going to tell you!

 

And who do you think YOU are?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: I'm not so sure who I am.

Q: And WHAT is THIS???

[Zeddic 3]

A: At least it looks like a radioactive piece of green blue cheese.
Q: Whose leg is that stuck between the elevator doors?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  George Bush's leg.

Q:  Is that Pablo Picasso on a bicycle?

[Duke87 1,070]

No, It's Viking 1 the bagel.

Are you inveeeezable?

[dev 47]

I don't think so.

What?