ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[GDDan 4]

A: because you broke the lightbulb with the lifesaver thing-a-ma-bob.

Q: Why is that thing where you did that there something at where its at?

 

yep. im retarded

[Nenitosoyyo 19]

A. Just cuz...

Q. Who came up with an idea of a pencil?

[gggg 9]

A: that dude from pencilwenia

A: am I dumb     ( I have a bad feeling about that one )

[Iknowu 0]

a: no i dont know why are you?

q: what time is it??

[GDDan 4]

97 o'clock

What planet arn't we on?

[gggg 9]

A: any other

Q: are you about to spam?

[Eastwinn 6]

A: If you insist

Q: Waz up?

[GDDan 4]

the sky

What about Bob?

 

Resident!

[Zeddic 3]

A: A cat.
Q: What's a buzzywump?

[gggg 9]

A: its like adurlydu only spelled difrend

Q: what did I just told you??

[Eastwinn 6]

A: You told me to use future tense verbs incorrectly.

Q: What the fudge?!?!?!?!

[GDDan 4]

fudge!

what happened tomorrow??

[gggg 9]

A: You realy wona know??

Q: Pachemu Ia ne gavariu na RUSKAM v etom saite???

[Hanson784 165]

A: Yes, I would love to have some cake.

Q: Do you have any fat free water to wash it down?

[Slowhand 0]

A: Not right now. Let me check my bacon.

Q: I know what you are but what am I?

[Eastwinn 6]

A: You now things! I though I was slow!

Q: Why don't you check out my Trivia game?

[gggg 9]

A: Couse it spends my timelol ( those who know me better will understend )

Q: Wy is this site so big

[GDDan 4]

a: cause a lot of people use it.

q: how do you spell Sim?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Exactly how you just spelled

Q) How many times have you ..uh.. stepped in some snow ..and..uh..it made a footprint?

[gggg 9]

A: 2,103,738 times

Q: whaot hapanids whine uoy cent andersand mie speling???

[ZeramZeram 2]

A: I make up an answer.

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he didn't want to chuck any chucking wood?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) None.

Q) Did you purchase your sweater vest for $49.95?

[GDDan 4]

yes

What did Jim-Bob say?

[ZeramZeram 2]

Jim-Bob said, Bobby-Joe, you're the cutest damn thang I've seen in a week. You shure are makin' things hard for me. (actually overheard in my place of work - he wasn't fired for months)

 

Why are we here?

[axelvan 0]

A: To answer stupid questions!
Q: When you don't smell anything, do you smell NOTHING, or just the inside of your nose?

[gggg 9]

A: Sorry... got cold... cant smell anithing......

Q: why should I play this game

[Kryten 0]

A: Because three monkeys ran through the lobby this morning.

Q: Where do babies come from?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Go Ask your mommy

Q) What is the square root of -1?

[GDDan 4]

A: tomato sauce

Q: what color is a black hole?

[Slowhand 0]

A: Hmmm. I have to think about that one. Hmmmm. Hmmmm. I'm sure it is rainbowiffic.

Q: How come pi is equal to 3.14159265?


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