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Date: 10/1/2005 6:00:39 PM Author: RedImperator wafgking: I don't know what your beliefs or non-beliefs are, but I'm an atheist and I don't get my panties in a knot over religious signatures, and I especially don't show up on somebody else's board and demand, in my very first post, that all such signatures are taken down.  Don't be a douchebag.  It makes the rest of us look bad.quote> Notice how that's its first post? It's a troll - ignore it.

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This causes a worldwide shortage of seafood

You could introduce a virus into the ST host which causes the total destruction of ST WTWTTCH while rescuing your cat from a tree?

September custard or tapioca?

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nothing to talk about Sunny side up or over easy?

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An mad scientist could have added a device to the elevator which de-materializes you, scrambles your molecules, and re-materializes you as a lump of doughy, flesh-coloured goo. WTWTTCH while moving into your new apartment?

Ash can handle any zombie align=baseline> (that was even easier)

A: Because three monkeys ran through the lobby this morning. Q: Where do babies come from?

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