Deductive Reasoning Game

[thepokemaniac 18]

This is the deductive reasoning game! Post your deductive reasoning. Heres an example:

People have been to Antarctica.

I am a person.

Therefore I have been to Antarctica.

Make sure it follows the format, and remember they're not supposed to make sense!

Adam

[Bigbuilder 0]

This game seems interesting. I guess I will play.

Adam is a name.

I have a name.

Therefore my name is Adam.

Mountains

[astronelson 339]

Mountains are tall.

Tall things have planning permission from the city council.

If something has planning permission, it is built by a construction company.

Therefore mountains were built by a construction company.

Jupiter.

[CaptCity 4,672]

Jupiter has a red spot.

Chickenpox causes red spots.

Therefore Jupiter has chickenpox.

cows

[Korot 6]

Cows give milk.

Women give milk to their babies.

Therefore women are cows.

Car.

[Bigbuilder 0]

Cars are used for transportation.

Planes are also used for transportation.

Therefore cars are planes.

Cities

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

People live in Cities.

People also live in Prisons.

Therefore, cities are prisons.

Airplanes

[Vahr 341]

Airplanes fly

Humming birds fly

Therefore airplanes are hummingbirds

Apples.

[Duke87 1,070]

Uh, guys? It was never stated that you're supposed to post what the next person must reason about and then they follow. Nor would it seem to have been intended. "Adam" was just the OP signing his name.

A clock ticks.

Deer carry ticks.

Therefore, deer and clocks are related.

[astronelson 339]

The Greek/Roman god of the sun was Apollo.

The Apollo mission was to the moon.

Therefore, the sun is the moon.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I eat food.

Jesus ate food.

Therefore, I am Jesus.

I dunno, I kind of liked it better when the person posted what the next person had to do. It kept a bit of a flow, if you asked me.

[Vahr 341]

Plants grow

I grow

Therefore I am a plant

Well we could always ask TPM, his thread his rules

[astronelson 339]

1. Clothes make the man.

2. Clothes are made out of threads.

Therefore, man is made out of threads.

3. Threads are made out of posts.

Therefore, man is made out of posts.

4. A pole is a post.

Therefore, man is made out of poles.

5. Poles are people from Poland.

Therefore, man is made out of people from Poland.

6. No man is an island.

Therefore, no island is made out of people from Poland.

[thepokemaniac 18]

Hmm, well I think Duke is right actually, I was just signing my name.

However if you want to play that way you can, I don't really care. If you want to leave a topic under yours you can, if not no worries.

Adam.

Oh yeah start it up again! 

[CaptCity 4,672]

Sometimes my students give me the "evil eye."

The evil eye in The Lord of the Rings was Sauron

Therefore Sauron was my student.  

[Vahr 341]

Skyscrapers are expensive.

Things made of diamond are expensive.

Therefore skyscrapers are made of diamond.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Tyrannosaurus Rex is dead.

Ronald Reagan is also dead.

Therefore, Ronald Reagan was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[astronelson 339]

I think, therefore I am.

Sometimes I do things without thinking about them (i.e. subconsciously).

Therefore, sometimes I don't exist.

[CaptCity 4,672]

Wings create lift so you can fly.

Penguins have wings but don't fly.

Therefore, if you can lift a penguin, you can't fly.

[Vahr 341]

Helicopter blades spin

Toy tops also spin

Itaque helicopter blades are toy tops.

[Bigbuilder 0]

Paint is used to add color to walls.

Crayons are used to add color to paper.

Therefore, paint is made out of crayons.

[CaptCity 4,672]

Certain foods cause gas.

Cars run on gas.

Therefore, eating certain foods will give good gas mileage.

[Z77 3]

Computers use processes to run programs

People go through processes to do certain activities

Therefore People are computers