Find The Animal In You!

[pcgirl24 3]

I was watching Dr. Phil and he mentioned a website that can match you, with a type of animal, depending on your answers. To try the test for youself go to www.animalinyou.com/test.php.

Here are my results:

(I honestly was hoping for something a little more "cute/pretty")

Weasel:

Weasel personalities are closely related to badgers and skunks and are suave and disarmingly charming. With their quick minds and lithe physiques they might appear to be promising companions, but are notorious for the Machiavellian streak that underscores their personalities.

Their behavior is motivated by the fact that they are one of the world's smallest carnivores, and while lions and wolves may be able to afford a direct approach in acquiring resources the smaller personality of the weasel requires more devious tactics. Its survival strategy is based on the manipulation of others and it uses charm as its chief weapon.

Weasels lack the emotional and spiritual maturity found in the larger carnivores. They are masters of chaos and their above average intelligence allows them to think quite well on their feet. Weasels are attracted to unorthodox environments. Their quick minds are able to take advantage of rapidly changing situations and they'll always emerge with more than their fair share of the booty. They share the same ambitious streak as their cousin the beaver, but their distaste for hard work has them behaving more like their skunk relatives who also resort to chicanery.

Weasels will disguise their intelligence if they believe it to be in their best interest. Natural liars, their earnest persuasions make it difficult to discern their true motives. They have no internal moral struggle with their behavior, since they believe that the end justifies the means. Their talent for manipulation makes weasels natural politicians.

Weasels have an uncanny knack of sensing weakness in others and they'll often team up with more successful animal personalities, gaining their trust and then milking them for all they're worth. These relationships are completely one sided. Taking what they need, they soon scuttle off to prey on their next victim. As lawyers, they are the essence of what is wrong with the justice system. Interested only in filling their own pockets, they can be seen on late night TV touting their personal injury services.

Weasels love to be the center of attention and often toy with the idea of becoming professional entertainers. However, their love for the craft is secondary to their love for themselves, so they will probably never make it to the top as performers.

[Easy Bakes 253]

A Bumble Bee?

That what i get for picking Forrest Gump.

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: pcgirl24

I was watching Dr. Phil and he mentioned a website that can match you, with a type of animal, depending on your answers. To try the test for youself go to www.animalinyou.com/test.php.

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Odd that link does not work for me.

 

[pcgirl24 3]

It didn't work for me at first either. I had to try a few times. I think due to the fact that it was talked about on tv, there is a lot of people trying to access it. Just keep trying.

[Meg 368]

It hasn't been working for me either but I'll try later.

I'm not sure about this site anyway -- you are nicer than a weasel!

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

The animals in me are found here: Link

[Easy Bakes 253]

there are several The Animal in me tests.

this one works

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/animal/

[Meg 368]

Using EB's link, I got this:

[Larks2242 251]

No idea how it came to that conclusion, guess the answer that i would eat a worm did me in 

[Patricius Maximus 236]

Can't argue with that. Fits me quite well.

[fukuda 351]

Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.

Woah lol

[Odainsaker 2,134]

Western astrology says I'm a bull.

Chinese astrology says I'm a wood rabbit, while Vietnamese says cat instead.

The Animal in You says I'm a...

Bat

This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase "acting batty"). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.

Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.

Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.

A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. This intuitiveness makes bats excellent psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and palm readers. They respond poorly to direction however, and function best as a sole practitioners in their own business. Preferring to work at night and sleep by day, a bat's job must be flexible enough to accommodate these unusual hours. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.

Although the bat's spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.

Careers and Hobbies

Psychiatrist

Artist

Social Worker

Archeologist

Writer

Musician

Socializing

Philosophy

Famous Bats

Nostradamus

Gypsy Rose Lee

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Hmmm...maybe the composite freak of nature zodiac with a bull's horns, cat ears, bat wings, and a bunny's tail?

 

[PhilsCafe 8]

According to Dr. Phil's link... I'm a sheep?!

Sociable

Hard Working

Sober (right...)

Friendly

Family Oriented

Organized (... somewhat)

Reliable

Methodical (I wish)

Conservative

Anyways... here's the link to the sheep profile. Apparently I'm boring...

[your_adress_here 11]

Pity the cold-blooded snakes. Without arms, wings or flippers, they are forced to slink through life in a solitary quest for warmth and acceptance. Shy and insecure, they must keep a low profile to avoid the disapproving glances and teasing of others. Of course, their poisonous wit and quick tongues help to keep tormentors at bay.

As a child its small frame was no defense against the taunts of the playground bullies, so its sharply vicious attacks were adopted as means of protection. Snakes have no illusions about getting breaks in life and while they see doors opening for others, they have resigned themselves to staying in their lowly, entry level positions. So don't try and humor the snake, for it has reconciled itself to its subservient position.

With their intimate connection to the earth and their unique perspective on life, snakes have learned to express themselves through their art. Whether writers, moviemakers or painters, they are obsessively meticulous about their craft. Every now and then, one makes an impact on the art world and is thrust into the spotlight. But the snake recoils from the glare of publicity, and its behavior becomes even more erratic than usual. Woody Allen, the proverbial snake, comes to mind.

In winter, the cold-blooded snake is miserable. It just can't cope in the low temperature that seeps in through its thin skin, affecting its mood and sapping its energy. Prone to colds and flu, they are pathetic sights as they snivel and cough throughout the season. But when summer returns with its warmth and light, the snakes' moods brighten and their spirits soar.

Snakes are not fussy about their choice of jobs. As cold blooded personalities they perform best when given warmth and kindness and will accept almost any job, provided they feel secure. However, if they feel mistrusted, they live up to their reputation and return the disloyalty. Consequently, they are often relegated to menial jobs in the fast-food industry or as unskilled labor.

Interesting.

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: PhilsCafe

Anyways... here's the link to the sheep profile. Apparently I'm boring...

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You mean you put people to sleep by counting you 

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Finally able to access the site. Seems I am a gorilla.

[SounderBruce 173]

 

[Duke87 1,070]

pcgirl's link says I'm a Hippo, and puts Vulture and Gorilla under "you might also be a..."

EB's link says I'm a Caterpillar, but creates aggrivation in the process with the classic problem that "my answer isn't really one of the multiple choices I'm given".

One by one, the problems:

4. Have you ever been to Europe?

- Not yet

- Yes, vacation there

- I live(d) there quote>

Notice that "no, and don't particularly want to" is not an option. I suppose we're presuming everyone wants to go to Europe at some point in their life, eh? Wrong!

9. Which of these 3 Disney movies do you like best?

- The Lion King

- Beauty and the Beast

- Aladdin quote>

Let's see, do I prefer slamming my finger in the car door, getting hit in the face with a golf club, or dropping a bowling ball on my foot... hmm.....

10. If you had to eat one of these, it would be:

- Sweet and Sour Chicken

- Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza

- Tacos and Tortilla Chips quote>

Ask again, this time name something I actually eat.

17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

- Yes!

- Haven't done it yet

- What is skinny dipping? quote>

As with #4, notice that "haven't and don't particularly want to" is not an option. Don't just assume that everyone who knows what it is either has or wants to!

23. Have you ever been skydiving?

- Yes!

- No, but would like to

- No, too scary quote>

How about "No, it's stupid".

29. Are you afraid of scary bugs and spiders?

- Yes, keep them away

- I can handle them

- No, I gladly pick them up quote>

How about "No, I gladly crush the little vermin under my boot". Why the hell would I want to pick one up?

[Streetwise 3]

So here's mine.

Interesting...

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Originally posted by: ComputerGuy890100

[Livin in Sim 83]

Hmm, pretty short test on the "Dr" Phil link...

Otters are petite, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular, eminently lovable and display the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. Otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities.

Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. Life has so many diversions for the otter that it's impossible to predict how it will fill its day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, its keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked.

Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi.

Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves.

Their determination makes otters valuable employees, and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace.

Although they are fine motivators otters avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

Bit of a stretch considering I can't swim, but what the hey. 

[Sassyteazer 0]

i am a wild cat; one of my favorite animals

[Shadow Assassin 336]

Heh, this is me:

Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.

Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal.

But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.

Penguins are deceptively intelligent and are particularly animated when intellectually challenged. They excel at word games and puzzles but are modest about their abilities and are generally underestimated by others.

With their misunderstood personality, penguins find writing an ideal tool for expressing their true feelings. They have a natural aptitude for languages and penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors, and journalists.

With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.

However, a lack of confidence affects their work. Penguins tend to give up on tasks they were otherwise capable of and are often disappointed with their performance. Still, work never dominates their life and they always put their family first.

From that test linked in the first post.

[Chptrk 86]

Let's see, the first link says I'm a bat! Not that far off, I don't think. Oh, and someoen else already posted a whole thing about bats, so I guess I don't need to do the same.

As for the other link, I'm a unicorn!

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Results for Dan

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Your Animal is: Unicorn

You are a Unicorn! Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked!

[Roger51 381]

Great i'm a sheep

[Z77 3]

Aah, the lighter side of the animal kingdom. It takes brains to be quick witted and amusing and the baboon has plenty of them. But, these are also affectionate creatures, and if you were to watch a family of baboons at play, you'd be struck by the relaxed attitude and the constant touching that goes on between them. There is also a very clear hierarchy in the baboon family. Parents rule the roost, ever ready to teach and chastise misbehaving youngsters, and the husband assumes his role as dominant male. But the ideal of all work and no play makes the baboon's skin crawl, so games and lighthearted fun remain the primary focus of its genteel life.

Baboon personalities come in all shapes and sizes, but are usually powerfully built smaller individuals with bright appealing eyes. Intelligent and shrewd, they are highly adaptable individuals, and as students of the lighter side of life there is nothing they enjoy more than indulging in complicated practical jokes or impromptu comedic performances.

Arguably, they are neither handsome nor plain, and their robust personalities are engaging and charming. Little value is placed on physical exertion and they have a tendency to gain weight in later life. Their most noticeable physical characteristic is an elastic and expressive face, and with their animated communication style they delight in being the center of attention.

Intensely social animals, they work hard to maintain their large, well-run families and insist on order in their households -- brooking no disagreement from their mates or children. They'll never back down from a physical confrontation, although they are rarely aggressive towards members of their own family. When threatened, they are formidable fighters and even larger animal personalities think twice before initiating conflict.

Disdain for physical work leaves them dissatisfied with manual labor unless it contains a strong creative component. In fact, the Kung people of Southern Africa believe that baboons are able to talk but are careful not to let people hear them, lest they be made to work. However, their curious nature makes them perfect for investigative work or journalism. Ultimately however, they only find true happiness when performing as comedians or actors. They function best during the daylight hours, preferring to spend nights quietly in the company of their family.

well i do have to say that monkeys are my favorite animals... though i know baboons are a bit different

[Barbarossa 51]

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  Edited September 8, 2012 by Barbarossa  

[fukuda 351]

I'd hug you fellow porcupine, but it may be a bit too painful for the both of us... 

[thepokemaniac 18]

I'm a Tiger! Roar!

Now I can pursue any of the following "awesome" jobs!

Trial Lawyer

CEO

Engineer

Self-employed

Adventure

Sports

Parties

Action movies

Hmm... Parties is a job?

Other famous tigers include:

Jack Nicholson

F. Lee Bailey

James Bond

Tiger Woods (Is that a good thing? )

Tigers are handsome and powerful people with an innate self-confidence and elegance. There's a sense of immediacy and an aura of electricity that surrounds it, and when it walks into a room, something always seems about to happen. Once a tiger has found its groove, it focuses on its goal with a brightly burning intensity. Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake, but when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals.

In social situations, the tiger is an excellent host and there is no such thing as a casual party in its home. Guests can always expect a memorable occasion with an extravagance of food and drink, and yet, there is a distinct coldness to its den. Having sacrificed comfort for style, the tiger outfits its house with austere and modern furniture, and even the comfortably worn easy chairs are replaced every few years.

Unlike the family oriented lion, tigers are solitary creatures who hate to lie around doing nothing. In this regard they have more in common with wildcats and leopards, who are always on the move. Because of this antisocial nature it can be difficult to discern a tiger's true motives, and they are considered unpredictable and enigmatic. They have a strong aversion to routine in their daily life, and their spontaneity and energy infect others who are graced with their presence.

Tigers dislike small talk in the workplace and expect professionalism from coworkers, demanding the highest standards in their business dealings. With their killer instincts tigers could be excellent trial lawyers and have no hesitation in using aggression as an advantage. Acutely aware of their ability to intimidate, their single-mindedness enhances the tiger's reputation as a force to be reckoned with.

Because of their preference for solitude, however, tigers are not natural leaders. While perfectly capable of assuming the role of a CEO, they prefer the challenges inherent in self-employment. Tiger businesses are invariably successful and cover a wide range of industries, from engineering to retailing.

And I may also be a badger or a wild dog, fyi.

Adam "The Tigah"