The Simtropolis Rap Battle

[Cockatoo 2,256]

The one thing muck's forgetting

is that i'm the Cockatoo

and in the ST rap battle

I own all of you.

Nobody except the stupid dog

has dared to take me on

cus you all just so damn scared of this

you won't be hangin round for long.

Lightning did you really think

you'd get away with that

I think you should just go now boy

while your pride's is still intact.

So to anyone who's dumb enough

to make the slightest sound

Cockatoo's commin to get you

and you gonna hit the ground.

hard.

[DazzaDazza 29]

Lest hear Philly C and the rest came around and see.

I'm like M.J when I go to the line,

I hit every shoot all of the time

So you better stat running, quicker then the Usain bolt,

Because I'm coming after you, so you better bolt!

You got nothing on me

Not any of the time

You lean back when I drop my rimes

So I got some news for you all, and I'll tell you any old time

You better get some better beats and some better rimes

Because I am king, the king of all rimes

So don't be diss me any time,

Because time is of the essences

And I any going to wast it on you.

So the next time you posts'n,

just remember Mr Dazza's rimes.

[Muck308 55]

My mind is like a sponge

And you can't ever foil it.

Cockatoo's just gets a plunge

And pulls his flow from toilets.

Dazza still can't talk to me

Cause he is still on wikipee.

Plottin on some trickery

Cause he's just way too jittery.

I'll be waitin' gentlemen

But make your flow more prevalent.

The rest of ya'll should take a hint

Cause I am not benevolent.

Oh man is it late. Did that make sense? I'm too tired to check.

[chicah 20]

All of you kittens ain’t got nothing on me,

You wanna play gangster, remember I’m the real G

I’ll beat you and you’ll cry,

No point in wonderin’ why,

Cause I’m the real thing,

Dazza might think he’s the king

But he’ll have to bow to me

Remember, I’m the real G!

I don’t care about your hood

Cause your rap is no good

Go learn a beat and a rhyme

Before you waste more of my time

I wanna see y’all line up and beg for my mercy

Because your flow is as dull as Jane Austen’s Mr. Darcy

He got Liz, but you won’t even get a kiss

I’m out of your league and sick of your piss

But if you still dare taking me on

Just know I’ll make sure you’ll be buried by dawn.

And Lightning might be rappin’ and he’s upping his bids

I won’t beat you; Vince, ‘cause I don’t beat up kids

You better drop this game before your mama finds out

You might play tough but you’re just a boy scout

Just realize, little boy, that you’re finished; gone and done

‘Cause my crew tells me you ain’t even got hairs on your john

[Cockatoo 2,256]

Originally posted by: Muck308

My mind is like a sponge

And you can't ever foil it.

Cockatoo's just gets a plunge

And pulls his flow from toilets.

Dazza still can't talk to me

Cause he is still on wikipee.

Plottin on some trickery

Cause he's just way too jittery.

I'll be waitin' gentlemen

But make your flow more prevalent.

The rest of ya'll should take a hint

Cause I am not benevolent.

quote>

Finally, I got something to work with! You know how ta rhyme, but ya pattern is all over tha place.

First verse ya got ABAB, second AABB, third is ABBB. I always use ABCB cus you only have to make one rhyme per verse. Tis better to pick a pattern and use the same one for all verses cus it gives tha better flow.

[Muck308 55]

Very true. I pay less attention to structure than I do to originality, but I appreciate the necessity. Something to work on. I haven't freestyled in a long time. Good way to kill time. I'll work on my patterns if you work on your scheme. Let's keep this thing going!

[pcgirl24 3]

C-Wizzy's in the house, so ya'll back up
I'm a real hip hopper, while ya'll are stuck
I'm from Minneapolis, born and raised
Which helped me to acquire this ghetto phase
I will crush you all with my lyrical rhymes
It will make you cry like 100 times
Comin' up in this battle is a bunch of fakers
Ya'll need some lessons
Any takers?
I got my homie Jilly J on my side
Yeah that's whats up
Midwest is runnin' this place
So just shut your face
Minnesota is where we live
As you all know
We're hardcore chicks
Livin' in 30 below
Well that's all for now
Please don't have a cow
Cause ya'll are wack
But I'll be back

[Jillybean86 38]

Good, awesome, more fakers to call out

Jilly J is gonna make this thread a rout

Time to show some fools what I'm about

Y'all shut up, either way I'm gonna shout

Muck knows his junk is lamer than a duck

Thrown by Michael Vick.  Blue Lightning makes me sick

Bulldog's half-rhymes are worse than his spelling

Cockatoo's verse - fake like Tori Spelling.

Get it? Her nose? Looks like a bird's beak?

Phil?  Your line at me?  Weak...

I make boys cry like it's my job

If we was face to face you'd be a quivering blob

A mumbling slob

Thrown away like corn on the cob

You'd be hit in your sleep

Packed in my jeep

Thrown on the trash heap

Like all the other fools that said *bleep*

Me and C-Wizzy are as cold as ice

Try to keep us warm?  We ain't playin nice

Droppin boys like a roll of the dice

Act like it was random, but you never had a choice

Don't even try to treat us like lightweights

You couldn't afford us as Friday night dates

We would drink you under the table

Drink the gangster drink, cuz we are able

To buy the expensive cases

We ain't queens, fools, we aces.

Word.

[PhilsCafe 8]

Jilly J, I gotta admit

my line at you was not a hit

it was more like a shove

but that must be enough

because I don't hit girls

for anything in the world

You think life is a drinking game

but girls, this is not the same

a shot is a bullet not a drink

I hope you understand that wink

in my hood, if you see a bullet from up close

it usually means you'll suffer a lead overdose

The streets ain't no playground

It's for tough guys like me, 'cause we're hood bound

you should go back where ya came from

but don't freeze off your bottoms

meet up with your boys in them showrooms

to clothe fine yer future grooms

Dazza thinks he's the king of rap?

but that's just a bunch of crap

'cause nobody can take me

the real deal, called Philly C

not even chicah there,

her rhymes don't lead anywhere

yo!

[DazzaDazza 29]

I've been making tunes since Criss Cross where jumping around.

The Mac might be returning, but I just shoot him down.

Because I pump it old school, so better mot forget that,

I came from the meanest hood that you will ever see.

PC girl with your pretty pink pony,

Your so essay to take out because you're phony,

You ant no homie,

I will call you out,

You better go run, before I hunt you down.

Just I like did with Miss little Jill j.

Speaking of you,

You just don't seem to get it, let me spell it out for you in one sentence.

I've been making rimes before little kids like you where learning nursery rimes.

So you better not forget it.

You think your all that, but you never will,

Your raps are worse then the federal debt.

As for Phill C, I got some thing special line up for you.

It called a AK-47,

and it wont to have a speak to you.!!!!

It doesn't won't to go for a coffee or anything like that,

It just wont to give you lead, so you better watch out.

[Jillybean86 38]

Bulldog, thanks for makin this easy

I don't even have to try to make you look cheesy

You're so lucky this is a message board thread

If this were real, my whole crew would be dead

From laughing so hard.  You'd be boo'd off stage

We're done with you now.  I'm turning the page

And don't diss the avatar, homie, that's just a cop-out

That pink plastic pony is harder than anything you spit out

Time for you to get out...

[Philadelphia 25]

EEW, rap.

[Larks2242 251]

Originally posted by: Philadelphia

EEW, rap.quote>

Seriously is that necessary? No one is complaining about your music, if you don't like it don't visit it ,but there is no need to complain about it after all it is not affecting you. Besides it's just a friendly game.

[simmaster07 1,220]

Originally posted by: Philadelphia

EEW, rap.quote>

While I agree with your position

Get your facts straight

This here's just a game

So no need to hate

Everyone likes their music

Rap, country, or pop

But if you're just gonna post that

Y'all need to just stop

-Sim Shady 

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Its all rap

When you open your trap,

There's no need to swipe

At stuff some people like.

But if you listen to music with rhythm and lyric

You may find a song to please your own tong.

Now, I like older stuff, and its all one with me

But rap as music doesn't compare with Joe Verdi.

Modern music traces back to sixteen-oh-four

But that's no great reason to want four-on-the-floor.

I like music that's eight-to-the-bar,

But I don't need to hear yours when you pass in your car.

A lot of rap music has lyrics profane

But lately its been just getting insane.

If you clean up your act, so your stuff isn't rotten,

I can assure you, it'll ne'er be forgotten.