The Simtropolis Closet Thread - deux!

[s.i.X 13]

The quote is from the late 1960s.

[Ocram's Razr 964]

Those were not legal in the past is what was implied.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

I have been growing a mustache for quite a while and it takes forever for it to look semi-decent though I am not certain on how to keep it looking nice now that my upper lip hair is sufficiently long.

If it is long enough, go have it trimmed once by a barber and ask him to coach you on maintenance.

[pona12 3]

I prefer a guy with a hairless face.

[s.i.X 13]

I prefer a guy with a hairless face.

Where I come from, those are called "women".

[FreewayofFlight 41]

I prefer a guy with a hairless face.

Where I come from, those are called "women".

Or men who shave regularly

[Alejandro24 575]

I prefer a guy with a hairless face.

Where I come from, those are called "women".

Actually many women doesn't like the beard and mustache and beard.

@s.i.X

That comment makes me laugh.

[s.i.X 13]

The region I live in is stereo-typically inhabited by bushmen who always have beards, and wear flannel. They sleep all night, and work all day. On Wednesdays, they go shopping.

[Shadow Assassin 336]

The region I live in is stereo-typically inhabited by bushmen who always have beards, and wear flannel. They sleep all night, and work all day. On Wednesdays, they go shopping.

So they're either hipsters (well, the mere fact that the bushmen are actually working makes this very, very unlikely ) or lumberjacks.

Aaaaannnd... cue:

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Well done, S.A. S.I.X., I thought you lived in the Lakehead not Prince George, B.C.

"I know you are a logger, and not a dirty bum

"I know you are a logger, you stir your coffee with your thumb."

Author unknown to me.

  Edited January 14, 2012 by A Nonny Moose  

[s.i.X 13]

We have lumberjacks up here too. It's the same forest, just a different location.

[Alejandro24 575]

The region I live in is stereo-typically inhabited by bushmen who always have beards, and wear flannel. They sleep all night, and work all day. On Wednesdays, they go shopping.

Why on Wednesdays?

Beards must not large, short is more secure; and It must feel like sandpaper, not like cotton . I think is the best way for a beard.

[s.i.X 13]

I don't know why they go shopping on Wednesday. Ask Michael Palin.

[pona12 3]

This conversation went from talking about beards to shopping on Wednesday.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

This conversation went from talking about beards to shopping on Wednesday.

Tuesday is my shopping day, and I have a beard. Thing is, I am not a lumberjack nor at the Lakehead.

[s.i.X 13]

I have a beard, live at the Lakehead, and go shopping on Wednesday. But I'm not a transvestite.

[Meg 368]

Beards tend to be scratchy. I'm not a fan.

[Alejandro24 575]

Beards tend to be scratchy. I'm not a fan.

That's the point of the beards!

Beards must not large, short is more secure; and It must feel like sandpaper, not like cotton . I think is the best way for a beard.

My conclusion about beards is .

[Shadow Assassin 336]

An article about why Nathan Drake would make a fantastic homosexual. The article brings up a valid point about how we perhaps could do with a few more LGBT characters in video games, not counting Bioware nor Bethesda (they don't count ).

Thoughts?

[s.i.X 13]

My beard is pretty soft. It's more coarse than the hair on my head but it's not sandpaper.

If Nathan Drake was gay, I'd do him. Just saying.

[Duke87 1,070]

In order for a beard to be coarse it has to be kept relatively short. Let it grow too much and it starts to get soft.

I'd say mine is kinda in between. It isn't like sandpaper, but it isn't like cotton, either. It's... bushy. But also kinda curly and wispy (my facial hair does not grow straight, although the hair on top of my head does).

The amusing thing is I seem to have set a mini-trend. After I went from goatee to full beard, my manager decided to start growing a beard. And now the other two engineers in my office are at it as well!

[chicah 20]

You are all going to hell, and Satan will dine on your bodies for eternity. And every time you kiss someone of the same gender, a baby dies and a unicorn commits suicide!

Yes, that's how stupid those arguments are. Love you all.

[Shadow Assassin 336]

If Nathan Drake was gay, I'd do him. Just saying.

I forgot to mention: so would I.

I mean, the guys who did Uncharted put a LOT of effort into the wet shirt effects, so it's like they're trying to tell us something...

[Alejandro24 575]

You are all going to hell, and Satan will dine on your bodies for eternity. And every time you kiss someone of the same gender, a baby dies and a unicorn commits suicide!

Yes, that's how stupid those arguments are. Love you all.

I care about the babies, but not of the unicorns.

Chicah: where are you from? Because I heard that kind of comments, but I live in a conservative society. And how Satan will dine our bodies for the eternity? Because that inflict the law of conservative of matter.

About the character of Uncharted, well... it have its charm... but, I preffer real people, sorry. It's like if I pay attention to Neil Fairbanks, its virtual. Altough I admit I've played Resident Evil with a friend just for see Jill Valentine

Back to the reality, is this thread going outside of its original point?

  Edited January 18, 2012 by Alejandro24  

[astronelson 339]

You are all going to hell, and Satan will dine on your bodies for eternity. And every time you kiss someone of the same gender, a baby dies and a unicorn commits suicide!

Yes, that's how stupid those arguments are. Love you all.

I care about the babies, but not of the unicorns.

But... but... Twilight Sparkle!

Chicah: where are you from? Because I heard that kind of comments, but I live in a conservative society. And how Satan will dine our bodies for the eternity? Because that inflict the law of conservative of matter.

Well, taking the example of Prometheus, I would guess our bodies regenerate so they can be feasted on again. As for how that works, well... you're seriously expecting logic from religion?

Back to the reality, is this thread going outside of its original point?

From the rules of the thread (first post):

"The closet is a place for GLBT, questioning, and straight people to come, discuss their problems, chat about clothes, men, women, etc. and not be negative about each other. It is a place for everyone to chill, show some pics, have fun, and tell a joke or two."

We're well within the point of the thread.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

You are all going to hell, and Satan will dine on your bodies for eternity. And every time you kiss someone of the same gender, a baby dies and a unicorn commits suicide!

Yes, that's how stupid those arguments are. Love you all.

I didn't know the TEA party had a chapter in Norway.

[FreewayofFlight 41]

An article about why Nathan Drake would make a fantastic homosexual. The article brings up a valid point about how we perhaps could do with a few more LGBT characters in video games, not counting Bioware nor Bethesda (they don't count ).

Thoughts?

I dunno about CGI men, but I have a crush on this guy who's celebrating his 'win'

  Edited January 19, 2012 by FreewayofFlight  

[Roger51 381]

An article about why Nathan Drake would make a fantastic homosexual. The article brings up a valid point about how we perhaps could do with a few more LGBT characters in video games, not counting Bioware nor Bethesda (they don't count ).

Thoughts?

Hahahahahahaha, best thing I have ever read! He does make some really good points, and the ending statement is fantastic

[Alejandro24 575]

You are all going to hell, and Satan will dine on your bodies for eternity. And every time you kiss someone of the same gender, a baby dies and a unicorn commits suicide!

Yes, that's how stupid those arguments are. Love you all.

I care about the babies, but not of the unicorns.

But... but... Twilight Sparkle!

Chicah: where are you from? Because I heard that kind of comments, but I live in a conservative society. And how Satan will dine our bodies for the eternity? Because that inflict the law of conservative of matter.

Well, taking the example of Prometheus, I would guess our bodies regenerate so they can be feasted on again. As for how that works, well... you're seriously expecting logic from religion?

Back to the reality, is this thread going outside of its original point?

From the rules of the thread (first post):

"The closet is a place for GLBT, questioning, and straight people to come, discuss their problems, chat about clothes, men, women, etc. and not be negative about each other. It is a place for everyone to chill, show some pics, have fun, and tell a joke or two."

We're well within the point of the thread.

Twilight Sparkle, she?

Not bad. Funny video.

And yes, I expect a little of logic from religion.

Ok, if the thread is in the correct way, perfect. Let's still talking about Nathan Drake.

[s.i.X 13]

Religion and logic in my experience are incompatible.