I'd rather...

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather have someone hit me on the back of the head with a brick, riverdance on my head, and then run away with my wallet than kill billions of people by synthesizing a supervirus that escapes from the laboratory.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather have that happen than recieve a lap dance from Liza Manelli.

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather recieve a lap dance from Liza Manelli then get a caught recieving a lap dance from Liza Manelli.

[Brendonwii 0]

I'd rather get caught getting a lap dance from Liza Manelli than getting a lap dance from George W Bush.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather get a lapdance from G.W. Bush than actually be G.W. Bush.

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather be G.W. Bush then ...(thinks very hard)...have a tire hit me in the face and then have a donkey sit on my head, not letting me get away, so my body is stuck in the middle of some place where canaballs live.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather have all that crap happen than eat a lightbulb.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather eat a lightbulb than eat a flourescent tube.

[Chptrk 86]

Id rathe eat a flourescent tube then break a window in dirk's house

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather break a window in Dirk's house than get hit by a Formula 1 car at top speed.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather get hit by a F1 cars than double post and have the moderators drive-by shoot me.

[Chptrk 86]

Id rather double post and have the moderators drive-by shoot me then have my entire computer crash and explode, right as I was about to finish the last city in a region

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather have my entire computer crash and explode, right as I was about to finish the last city in a region than use Windows Vista.

[+Guest]

I'd rather have someone hit me on the back of the head with a brick, riverdance on my head, and then run away with my wallet than eat my entire bedroom

[Chptrk 86]

Id rather eat my entire bedroom then use a mac

mrjoehobo, there is a two post rule, meaning that you cant post again in one forum game until two people have posted   after you.

[+Guest]

... than ride in a toyota

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Originally posted by: mrjoehobo

... than ride in a toyotaquote>

I don't think you're getting the point.  After me, someone else has to post before you do. So there has to be at least two people between your posts. 

And you also have to use the last sentence, you can only make up the last half of your post.

eg. I'd rather ride in a Toyota than ride in a Prius.

(thats mine, btw)

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather ride in a Prius then get hit by a Prius moving at high speeds

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Priuses can actually reach high speeds?

Anyway, I'd rather be hit by a Prius moving at high speed than hit by a Kenworth truck doing ninety.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I'd rather get hit by a Kenworth at ninety than a Kenworth ant three hundred & eighty (it has a jet on the back, you see)

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather get hit by a Kentworth at three hundred and eighty than have to come up with a completely ridiculous suggestion to make up for a lack of imagination.

[+Guest]

have to come up with a completely ridiculous suggestion to make up for a lack of imagination Than never have enjoyed pie/pi!!!!

[eddy76n 0]

I'd rather have never enjoyed pie/pi than be banned for life because somewone else hacked into Simtropolis and made me member of the year.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather be banned for life because somewone else hacked into Simtropolis and made me member of the year than go another year without being member of the year.

[Chptrk 86]

I'd rather go another year without being member of the year then never be member of the year.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather never be member of the year than be member of the year on false pretences.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I would rather be member of the year on false pretences than be the one to break the silly chain of member of the year lines.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather be the one to break the silly chain of member of the year lines than be ridiculed on South Park.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather be ridiculed on South Park than eat my own tongue with rusty fork.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather eat my own tongue with a rusty fork than contract Ebola virus.