The really bad diss game

[simsmart 1]

I just thought of this. Remember no personal flaming. The idea of this is to (badly) diss the person above you. Since there is no one above me I will diss my pet cat. Remember they have to be weird or geeky. By the way, it has to be made up. No repeating them from the internet/friends.

Your so fat. When you went on vacation, you flew with Fed-Ex.

[Hahayoudied 3]

You are soooooooo dumb that you don't know how to turn on a computer.

[Joetropian1 1]

You are so0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o00o0o funny I forgot to die.

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This is a four armed monster above. I guess. I was bored!

JT1

[wir3d 2]

You are so dumb, when you fall of a building you go up.

Beat that.

[TRNSTN 0]

Your momma so fat, the United Nations made her an official human rights violation

[The_Chondo Man 0]

Your mama so short when she sits on the sidewalk her feet dangle.

[Hahayoudied 3]

You are so poor, when I stepped on a super tiny piece of burning wood, your mom shouts,"Who turned off the heater?"

[Abc987 3]

You're so bad at making yo' momma jokes it makes me want to start saying 'yo dadda'!

Oh...........BURN!!!!!!

[The_Chondo Man 0]

No this is a burn: You so ugly...

[Joetropian1 1]

You're so dumb you forgot you were a woman.

OK, that was stupid.

JT1

[archesrule29 0]

You're so dumb, you forgot you're not in my belly anymore!

GET IN MAH BELLY!

[neongamer 3]

Yo Momma's so fat that she has to get planning permission to sit down.

Succck!

[LironTheChick 20]

Your mamma is so thin, that's why she is already flown away.

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

Your so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see the other side!

[Bumdark 3]

Yo Mamma's so fat, when her pager goes off people run away 'cause they think she's backing up!

Classic.

[neongamer 3]

Bumdark: Brilliant, haven't heard that one before =D

Yo Momma's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

[Trainmaster423 0]

You're so uglythat the water broke when you looked at your reflection.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

A whole bunch because I probably won't be back in this thread for a while...

You've heard of ugly enough to stop a clock? Well, you're ugly enough to stop a calendar.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to light the fuse.

If my dog looked like you, I would shave its ass and make it walk backwards. (old classic)

If you were any dumber, we'd have to put you in a pot and water you.

Yo' momma so fat, Jabba the Hutt took one look at her and went on a diet.

LOL!

[coolotter88 2]

Yo momma's so fat, she lay on the beach and Greenpeace came and tried to push her back into the water.

Yo momma's so fat, escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.

and the oldest your mom retort in the world (with some translation from old modern English to modern modern English)

"your MOM is a Dog!"

[Explodingsims 3]

Your so fat, your ass has it's own congressman!

and then,

Yo mama's so stupid, She sold her car for gas money!

[combot 0]

Your mom is so fat that when she goes to the beach Greenpeace tries to get her back into the water.

[Streetwise 3]

You're so dumb, you think a pig pen is something to write with!

[Hahayoudied 3]

How about something new?

You dad is so dumb, that he accepted a job that pays him $10,000 annualy, rather than a job that pays him $2,000 per a week.

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

yo, mama so harry big foot keeps naked pictures of her.

and hahayoudied, your joke is to smart

[ribena 18]

Your mum's so stupid when she opened the fridge she was just staring at the Orange Juice, becaus it said "concentrate".

[pilotdaryl 25]

You're dad is so dumb that lying on a couch in front of a television is his job!

[ribena 18]

Your mum's so old AND stupid she was the waitress at the Boston Tea Party.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Your siblings are so dumb, that they though F's means, fantastic, so they repeatly got held back from entering 3rd grade.

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

Your so fat when you went to the doctor, the doctor said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

[pilotdaryl 25]

You eat so much fruit that you practically are a fruit!