The Self-Aggrandizement Thread

[patriots_1228 51]

Originally posted by: manticorefan

Originally posted by: patriots_1228

easily, I can tell which one of you guys's self aggrandizements are lies, so don't try any thing quote>

 

And I can fly at supersonic speeds using only the power of thought.

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if you could you'd be a youtube sensation

[coolotter88 2]

so manticore, you can build a skyscraper by yourself using both your superhuman welding skills and your supersonic flying in less than a day.

you can be the new all american superhero: Weldman!

btw, I can bend spoons and do things with my telekinetic powers...I just don't use them because I don't like to show off.

[purpledaddy 6]

Well in the Real Life Bureau of Bureaucracy I own a humongous collection of paper clips that are scattered throughout our several floors that fellow bureaucrats use and borrow at their pleasure. (w/ due to homage to comedian Steven Wright! )

[Duke87 1,070]

Originally posted by: coolotter88 you can be the new all american superhero: Weldman!quote>

Or an all new robot master.

btw, I can bend spoons and do things with my telekinetic powers.quote>

You can't do squat. There is no spoon!

Originally posted by: manticorefan

I went to Kenwood Academy, the premier gifted school in Chicago. Their entrance exam (20+ years ago) involved an IQ test, given as a range. My range was 145-149 (Hi Duke!). quote>

Welcome to the club.

[coolotter88 2]

but seriously, I have a good memory...for inane science facts.

[Streetwise 3]

I have x-ray vision, but I'm not allowed to use it...legal issues

I donate my life's blood to the Red Cross whenever I can

I read a book a week

[Duke87 1,070]

Originally posted by: StreetwiseI have x-ray vision, but I'm not allowed to use it...legal issuesquote>

Memo to self: buy lead underwear.

[your_adress_here 11]

I'm writing this from a luxurious condo in Florida.

[nazaguy 0]

I was once the ruler of a large country. Pity it doesn't exist outside my computer.

[____----____ 37]

I live in a mid sized 1br in the Rogers Park neighborhood of Chicago, have a much better and more attractive signifigant other, work for a large environmental consulting company, love indie but hate hipsters, recovering addict, graduated from the university of illinois in champaign with an economics degree, 6'1" 175-180, love to cook/eat out, cubs fan, own a large akita that eats everything and the only game i ever play it simcity 4!

[purpledaddy 6]

Originally posted by: nazaguy I was once the ruler of a large country. Pity it doesn't exist outside my computer.quote>

 

Ah yes, one of my favorite signatures: "Ordinary family man by day; mayor exrtraordinaire/ world ruler by night! "

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Originally posted by: aleking I live in a mid sized 1br in the Rogers Park neighborhood of Chicago, have a much better and more attractive signifigant other, work for a large environmental consulting company, love indie but hate hipsters, recovering addict, graduated from the university of illinois in champaign with an economics degree, 6'1" 175-180, love to cook/eat out, cubs fan, own a large akita that eats everything and the only game i ever play it simcity 4!quote>

 

OMG! So many things we have in common! I never lived in Rogers Park, though I worked in the neighborhood for a while and my grandmother is buried at Rose Hill. I'm missing the degree and my akita 'Oso' is long dead. Our height and weight are similar, as is the description of the s.o., and my newest avatar has a cubs hat (a hat I'm known for here in the NW). Scary!

[____----____ 37]

Originally posted by: manticorefan

Originally posted by: aleking I live in a mid sized 1br in the Rogers Park neighborhood of Chicago, have a much better and more attractive signifigant other, work for a large environmental consulting company, love indie but hate hipsters, recovering addict, graduated from the university of illinois in champaign with an economics degree, 6'1" 175-180, love to cook/eat out, cubs fan, own a large akita that eats everything and the only game i ever play it simcity 4!quote>

 

OMG! So many things we have in common! I never lived in Rogers Park, though I worked in the neighborhood for a while and my grandmother is buried at Rose Hill. I'm missing the degree and my akita 'Oso' is long dead. Our height and weight are similar, as is the description of the s.o., and my newest avatar has a cubs hat (a hat I'm known for here in the NW). Scary!quote>

 

great minds think alike, my avatar on some other sites in the cubs logo   Nice to find some one who knows the area.

[nihonkaranws 88]

My IQ is 154. No not kidding.

I can also communicate fluently in the following eleven languages (from most fluent): Japanese, English, French, Thai, Korean ,Tagalog (Filipino), Chinese Mandarin, Chinese Cantonese, Italian, Spanish, Mongolian. No not kidding either.

Last brag: I've gotten 100% on almost all my report cards throughout all my school years.

[mightygoose 92]

ok shameless self promotion begins here....

IQ-163 mensa certified as of 18months ago

read his dark materials in 48 hours.

had a reading age of 18 at 12

100% in my 11+ exams

oh and i hold the world record for laptime on big surf shores forward and reverse on burnout 2 gamecube edition.... (sorry its my favourite driving circuit on any game ever)

[Rymac91 15]

I weigh less then most skinny girls and yet I eat a healthier diet then them.

I'm double jointed in my legs, so I can fold myself in a way that allows me to hide under furniture really well(my legs bend to ethier side of my body, and the arch of my back is where I put my arms).

I can scratch any spot on my back.

I've gotten approx. $500 for family tech support in 2007(one call lasting around 23 hours over a span of two days), in 2008, I made around $780. (I spent 80% of that on food, parking and various fees at college)

I can read and signal morse code and read braille(but only with my eyes).

I know enough Esperanto to have a basic conversation(in the strange chance I meet someone who speaks Esperanto).

I'm not the smartest person here, and I don't get perfect grades, I'm actually quite lazy, but when I have a simple task or something that I'm determined on doing...I'll do it.

[kellydale2003 2,276]

Well it started over the summer, me joining Myspace and instantly getting 3,000 friends in one month. Okay, now I got over 16,000 in 5 months. And Lately I've been getting 1,000 friends a day on average.

 - And know I am #14 Most subscribed Canadian Reporter on Youtube right.

How did this happen?

Well thanks to many referrals from famous people I met in real life, and bands, etc. I have finally gotten the chance to be on the Frontpage of Myspace.

What? Kellydale2003 on the frontpage of Myspace?!?

Yeah, for those of you who didn't know, my name is Kelly Edwards. I'm a 16 year old Canadian male.
And recently I've gotten Christmas cards from ALL over the world. My video on that will be up today *(Dec 31 08). And I signed my first autograph on Camera.

Now everyone knows why I'm so busy. I've been making deals with internet fame and real life famous people. I have a movie premeire that I amateuraly made on Jan 17th.

- Its been fun, and that's my excuse on why the New World Trade center isn't done

Don't belive I'm on the frontpage?
http://ca.myspace.com/




http://www.Youtube.com/kellydale2003
http://Myspace.com/KellyEdwardsONLINE


Sorry If I bragged alot.

Have a happy new years everyone!!

, Kelly Edwards


EDIT: Screwed up link.

[your_adress_here 11]

Ah

[pagenotfound 53]

um....

[_Atticus 10]

[confused04 14]

Yawn....

A lesson in humility is probably in order.

Maybe you haven't had much HUMAN contact, as evident with the number of electronic contacts, but I hope you do understand that this sort of posting isn't exactly a "Wow look at that guy," but more of "who cares." Its clear that your intentions is to be a famous person (although people are questioning authenticity of your claims not related to this post). At the same time, your tone is rather arrogant and obnoxious.

Personally, I think your priorities need to be reworked. I don't find this to be a rather impressive accomplishment, but a sad cry for even more attention.

[Boggy1 45]

Funny. Your 'movie', which you claim has received quotes such as Best Short Film of 2008 and 5 stars has all of zero references. On the entirety of Google.

And your plethora of TV appearances? Awards? Acclaim? Can't find a single reference to any of those either.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

We have a thread for this, the Self-Aggrandizement thread.

[Explodingsims 3]

Yawn.

Just more proof that the internet will be the downfall of society...

[Meg 368]

Originally posted by: manticorefan

 We have a thread for this, the Self-Aggrandizement thread.quote>

Good point.

Previous several messages were moved from another thread.

[Cockatoo 2,257]

I am magnificent.

I am incredibly amazing.

I am ultra awesome 3d artist.

I am stupendously fabulous.

and... wonderbar.quote>

Who am I?

On a side note, I got top marks in graphics both semesters last year which is um... I also communicate fluently in one language and have an IQ number of something… beleve it or not! I also make buildings for a website located on the internet somewhere and have close to one twentith of a million downloads… I’m pretty awesome eh?

[astronelson 339]

I am always at the exact centre of the visible universe.

[EmergentFungus 29]

Third page and nothing about glamarous underwear model girlfriends, Rolls Royce Phantoms, 6 figure salaries and willy size. Sorry guys, you've let the men down by not bragging about the things that really matter in life!

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Originally posted by: EmergentFungus Third page and nothing about glamarous underwear model girlfriends, Rolls Royce Phantoms, 6 figure salaries and willy size. Sorry guys, you've let the men down by not bragging about the things that really matter in life!quote>

My wife is beautiful, and smart as well. I have driven several Rolls Royces, Benzes, and a Ferrari or two, but only as an auto detailer!

I've figured my salary more than 6 times... and though it's no one's business, I have no male insecurity whatsoever.

[astronelson 339]

I have the strange ability to be the last poster on a thread, and be the last post for ages. It has happened a lot... I don't post on threads that have been inactive for months, so that can't be the reason. It's just scary. It's almost as if I have a strange sense for threads that are about to die...